Damn, online dating must be tough (PIC) - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 04-04-2005, 11:55 PM

I saw this banner when reading an article on cnnsi....thought it was hilarious.

Snake Doctor · 04-04-2005, 11:56 PM

Of course this isn't the banner you want on a sports website is it? You should have one saying how its ok to be married your wife will never know and we'll tell you how to score...LOL

UnclePecker · 04-05-2005, 12:01 AM

Crazy marketing... Mention Felons in your add! ahahah...
Guess all the surfers who were not thinking about Felons will be after seeing
that banner. I'd love the see the click through on that thing..hahaahah

reynold · 04-05-2005, 12:12 AM

Yeah it's better to meet girls in bars.

WWC · 04-05-2005, 12:14 AM

Thats a double edge sword on marketing...interesting!

Snake Doctor · 04-05-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi

Thats a double edge sword on marketing...interesting!

This is true.
The biggest problem most personals sites have it that there are ALOT more men than women on them....so marketing to women is smart.

But this definitely scares away all the users looking for a "fling" on the side....and I'm sure a significant percentage of online personal ads from men AND women are people just looking for a fling on the side.

Snake Doctor · 04-05-2005, 12:20 AM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
http://www.true.com/default.htm

From the front page of the site.

MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

That is FUCKED up.

Big Red Machine · 04-05-2005, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
http://www.true.com/default.htm

From the front page of the site.

MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

That is FUCKED up.

Thats crazy but I guess if you were trully looking for someone decent. This would be the place. I filmed a girl that escorts as well(big surprise lol). She told me escorts are starting to use the Online Dating sites to hook up with Johns

goldman · 04-05-2005, 02:13 AM

escort who also suck cock??

wargames · 04-05-2005, 02:19 AM

Gotta get me one of those escorts.

emthree · 04-05-2005, 03:26 AM

Quick! Someone haxor them and throw up the AFF Christian Love page.
I would love to see what words they have for married swingers.

hydro · 04-05-2005, 03:28 AM

If you want to meet the most physco bitches of your life head on over to true.com. They not only "prosecute" married people but alsod conduct a criminal backround check on you

Drake · 04-05-2005, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
http://www.true.com/default.htm

From the front page of the site.

MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

That is FUCKED up.

LOL that's bizarre

Snake Doctor · 04-05-2005, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro

If you want to meet the most physco bitches of your life head on over to true.com. They not only "prosecute" married people but alsod conduct a criminal backround check on you

That's what I'm thinking. Nothing but a bunch of feminazis who want a copy of your TRW and a blood sample before they'll give you their phone number.

And the date that they'll put out on is the one where you say "I do".

DateDoc · 04-05-2005, 08:00 AM

True has been pushing for a while for ALL online dating sites to do background checks to "protect" their members. They even have a senator or congressman pushing to have it become law I think. It is their way to seem more reputable than their competition and the stir it has created has gotten their name out there. In June 2004 they weren't even ranked inthe top 100K websites now they are 3300 or there abouts. Seems their plan worked!!

nico-t · 04-05-2005, 08:02 AM

a perfect dating site for bush supporters!

HpicAnn · 04-05-2005, 08:05 AM

LOL that ad is funny ...

Forkbeard · 04-05-2005, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status.

Prosecuted for what, exactly? Adultery isn't a crime in most jurisdictions anymore, and it's probably been twenty years since the last time a prosecutor dared prosecute an adultery even in places like Utah.

Sosa · 04-05-2005, 08:44 AM

haha good ad

galleryseek · 04-05-2005, 08:49 AM

uhm, what's wrong with what they're doing? i'm sure it gets rid of a LARGE majority of fucking worthless human beings (cheaters and felons)

but i guess a lot of you have a problem with that because you wouldn't be able to participate on that site.

GatorB · 04-05-2005, 08:49 AM

Now if they'd screen for fatties and uglies.

Cassie · 04-05-2005, 09:02 AM

isn't that the same site that states they will prosecute anyone who is dishonest in their marital status?

Wizzo · 04-05-2005, 09:08 AM

Them damn "marrieds"... haha

MandyBlake · 04-05-2005, 10:41 AM

they screen for felons and marrieds? lol

Snake Doctor · 04-05-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forkbeard

Prosecuted for what, exactly? Adultery isn't a crime in most jurisdictions anymore, and it's probably been twenty years since the last time a prosecutor dared prosecute an adultery even in places like Utah.

Fraud I think.

OzMan · 04-05-2005, 10:59 AM

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...highlight=true

nastyking · 04-05-2005, 11:01 AM

if you want to promote true.com - they pay $4.25 for a short lead (no credit card required)

works extremly well if you target a female audience

ICQ: 129393

davethetruth · 04-05-2005, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastyking

if you want to promote true.com - they pay $4.25 for a short lead (no credit card required)

works extremly well if you target a female audience

ICQ: 129393

They don't allow adult traffic.

davethetruth · 04-05-2005, 11:30 AM

Got to love it when adult websites are listed with illegal activities in the T&C:

"you are unsuitable for the True Affiliate Program for any reason, including, without limitation, inclusion or promotion of images or content that, at any time, is in any way unlawful, harmful, threatening, defamatory, libelous, obscene, harassing, hate-oriented, or racially, ethically or otherwise objectionable such as Web sites that: depict sexually explicit images; promote violence; promote discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age; promote illegal activities, offer any illegal good or service (or link(s) to a Web site(s) that does so) or incorporate any materials which infringe or assist others to infringe any copyright, trademark or other intellectual property rights (collectively "Content Restrictions"),"

nastyking · 04-05-2005, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

They don't allow adult traffic.

surprise. surprise. there are actually people on GFY that own mainstream traffic ...

davethetruth · 04-05-2005, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nastyking

surprise. surprise. there are actually people on GFY that own mainstream traffic ...

lol

Just letting people know. I found them a few weeks ago and was pretty excited, just to be let down.

nastyking · 04-05-2005, 11:39 AM

if you run a CAN SPAM compliant newsletter you can promote true.com as well - $4.25 per profile (only lead, no join)

contact me ICQ 129393 to get the $4.25 payout (not $2 as through their normal affiliate program)

04-04-2005, 11:55 PM	#1
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04-05-2005, 12:20 AM	#7
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	HOLY SHIT!!!!!! http://www.true.com/default.htm From the front page of the site. MARRIED PEOPLE WILL BE PROSECUTED. Because we care, we screen members against public records to check marital status. That is FUCKED up. __________________ sig too big

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04-05-2005, 12:01 AM	#3
UnclePecker So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 266	Crazy marketing... Mention Felons in your add! ahahah... Guess all the surfers who were not thinking about Felons will be after seeing that banner. I'd love the see the click through on that thing..hahaahah

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04-05-2005, 03:28 AM	#12
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	If you want to meet the most physco bitches of your life head on over to true.com. They not only "prosecute" married people but alsod conduct a criminal backround check on you

04-05-2005, 08:00 AM	#15
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	True has been pushing for a while for ALL online dating sites to do background checks to "protect" their members. They even have a senator or congressman pushing to have it become law I think. It is their way to seem more reputable than their competition and the stir it has created has gotten their name out there. In June 2004 they weren't even ranked inthe top 100K websites now they are 3300 or there abouts. Seems their plan worked!! __________________

04-05-2005, 08:02 AM	#16
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04-05-2005, 08:49 AM	#20
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	uhm, what's wrong with what they're doing? i'm sure it gets rid of a LARGE majority of fucking worthless human beings (cheaters and felons) but i guess a lot of you have a problem with that because you wouldn't be able to participate on that site.

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nastyking Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,174	if you run a CAN SPAM compliant newsletter you can promote true.com as well - $4.25 per profile (only lead, no join) contact me ICQ 129393 to get the $4.25 payout (not $2 as through their normal affiliate program) __________________