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Paulzy · 04-04-2005, 09:54 PM

Is build up $1 million dollars, and without doing anything other than putting it in a 3% interest (or more!) bank account, and without any further work or effort of any kind, you are generating $30,000 a month.

So once you reach 1 million dollars, you dont have to work ever again, and still generate $360,000 a year.

Thats my goal.

doober · 04-04-2005, 09:55 PM

which bank gives 3 points?

UnclePecker · 04-04-2005, 09:56 PM

Dude that 3% is per YEAR not month.... Shit I wish is was per month!!
so you would be living on 30K a year...before taxes..

BRISK · 04-04-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paulzy

Is build up $1 million dollars, and without doing anything other than putting it in a 3% interest (or more!) bank account, and without any further work or effort of any kind, you are generating $30,000 a month.

So once you reach 1 million dollars, you dont have to work ever again, and still generate $360,000 a year.

Thats my goal.

Aly · 04-04-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnclePecker

Dude that 3% is per YEAR not month.... Shit I wish is was per month!!
so you would be living on 30K a year...before taxes..

..ooooops! LOL!

broke · 04-04-2005, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paulzy

Is build up $1 million dollars, and without doing anything other than putting it in a 3% interest (or more!) bank account, and without any further work or effort of any kind, you are generating $30,000 a month.

So once you reach 1 million dollars, you dont have to work ever again, and still generate $360,000 a year.

Thats my goal.

Can I hire you to manage my money?

r3ap3r · 04-04-2005, 09:59 PM

I wish that was true.

zzgundamnzz · 04-04-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnclePecker

Dude that 3% is per YEAR not month.... Shit I wish is was per month!!
so you would be living on 30K a year...before taxes..

Heh yeah damn I wish... 100K in the bank would be generating 36K a year. People wouldn't need 401K. Just stick all of that in a bank and never work again hehe

Alex · 04-04-2005, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paulzy

Is build up $1 million dollars, and without doing anything other than putting it in a 3% interest (or more!) bank account, and without any further work or effort of any kind, you are generating $30,000 a month.

So once you reach 1 million dollars, you dont have to work ever again, and still generate $360,000 a year.

Thats my goal.

Dude my bank pays .5% and takes loans out at 6%

Your bank pays 36%??

I should just take out one million at 6% and put it under your 36% and \make $300000 a year with no work.

Or i can realize that you are an idiot with no math sense and lmao at you

The Bootyologist · 04-04-2005, 10:03 PM

lololololol

BRISK · 04-04-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Dude my bank pays .5% and takes loans out at 6%

Your bank pays 36%??

I should just take out one million at 6% and put it under your 36% and \make $300000 a year with no work.

Or i can realize that you are an idiot with no math sense and lmao at you

I think you're on to something there. Wait until I call Warren Buffett and let him in on this discovery

Alex · 04-04-2005, 10:07 PM

So fucking Owned

pornguy · 04-04-2005, 10:11 PM

Actually if you deposit a million or more you can usualy get about .5 to .8% higher, but talking with the bank about it. But not much more than that. Oh, and using a credit union over a bank, will give you a higher % with out having a million in there.

WiredGuy · 04-04-2005, 10:25 PM

Amazing how 1 decimal place can throw you way off isn't it

WG

Sosa · 04-04-2005, 10:41 PM

someone is confused

detoxed · 04-04-2005, 10:43 PM

OMG im retiring now and just earnign $100k a year

d00t · 04-04-2005, 10:47 PM

.8% interest?

banks over here start at around 5.25% pa interest for term deposits (10k min)

d00t · 04-04-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by d00t

.8% interest?

banks over here start at around 5.25% pa interest for term deposits (10k min)

INGDirect (au) does 5%pa, paid monthly, no minimum balance and access to your cash 24/7 with no fees what so ever for anything.

If you have 10mil+ to invest you can get 8-10% pa no problem.

Mike Okitch · 04-04-2005, 10:56 PM

Call Warren Buffet.

Call The World Bank

Paulzy is coming to town.

Hey doofus, what makes you think that it's so fucking easy to cram a million bucks in the bank anyways? That's a shitload of bottles to return ya know?

warlock5 · 04-04-2005, 10:57 PM

Its a good thing you posted this nbow instead of waiting until you had a million, retired, and then got the big suprise

KRL · 04-04-2005, 11:12 PM

The secret is becoming the bank. Then you make way more interest on your money than the measley 3% the schlepps all get.

aaron · 04-04-2005, 11:15 PM

take that million and put it in a mutual fund designed to give you extra income instead

Marcus Aurelius · 04-04-2005, 11:17 PM

I bet he will earn that million by placing small ads in local newspapers and selling short ICQ.

MrJackMeHoff · 04-04-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mdcq

I bet he will earn that million by placing small ads in local newspapers and selling short ICQ.

From his one bedroom apartment

woj · 04-04-2005, 11:46 PM

Unbelivable how someone can be THAT bad at math...

Snake Doctor · 04-04-2005, 11:49 PM

What would suck about living in that world is that a $25 an hour job would only pay $4000 per year.

Snake Doctor · 04-04-2005, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

From his one bedroom apartment

I always wondered why that guy made millions and millions yet still never moved out of his tiny one bedroom apartment.

rickholio · 04-05-2005, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paulzy

Is build up $1 million dollars, and without doing anything other than putting it in a 3% interest (or more!) bank account, and without any further work or effort of any kind, you are generating $30,000 a month.

So once you reach 1 million dollars, you dont have to work ever again, and still generate $360,000 a year.

Thats my goal.

You might want to add an additional item to your goal: Remedial math.

reynold · 04-05-2005, 12:13 AM

Be wise in spending your money.

canplayer · 04-05-2005, 12:16 AM

lol someone made a boo boo on the numbers

squeezeboobs · 04-05-2005, 12:32 AM

OWNed

quant · 04-05-2005, 07:56 AM

try going to Zurich, bring 20 to UBS and demand 60% a month, that's $144 million a year. promise them you'll give half of it to humanitarian causes. trust me, it works.

EddiePulp · 04-05-2005, 08:00 AM

idiot...

Funky Bastard · 04-05-2005, 08:00 AM

I can make that in the stock market off a million.

Shooting_Manic · 04-05-2005, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by broke

Can I hire you to manage my money?

Damn, where can I sign up for that interest rate. haha

Manowar · 04-05-2005, 08:01 AM

DateDoc · 04-05-2005, 08:03 AM

Hey Paulzy, can I borrow your calculator. I need to sell some stuff and the buyer forget his and I think yours may give him the numbers he wants to see!

Lee · 04-05-2005, 08:09 AM

Cue the "It was a joke post" type reply....

HpicAnn · 04-05-2005, 08:22 AM

in some countries you can live well with 36k a year...all depends on the country

grumpy · 04-05-2005, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paulzy

Is build up $1 million dollars, and without doing anything other than putting it in a 3% interest (or more!) bank account, and without any further work or effort of any kind, you are generating $30,000 a month.

So once you reach 1 million dollars, you dont have to work ever again, and still generate $360,000 a year.

Thats my goal.

And that my sir is the reason you will never make it.
Idiot.

mikeyddddd · 04-05-2005, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Paulzy

To live very wealthly and well off, all you need to do..

I see a great future for you in financial planning ... until your clients go broke.

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