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RoCkMaN · 04-04-2005, 05:02 PM

Come on. Insult me dammit. Make me cry.

BradM · 04-04-2005, 05:03 PM

RoCkMaN · 04-04-2005, 05:11 PM

Stop it! I can't take it!

Shooting_Manic · 04-04-2005, 05:12 PM

Dude, you suck the farts from dead rats.

Jon2 · 04-04-2005, 05:19 PM

Go fuck yourself

Jon

MandyBlake · 04-04-2005, 05:21 PM

you're bad.

mikeyddddd · 04-04-2005, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoCkMaN

Come on. Insult me dammit. Make me cry.

I don't want to make you cry, so I'm not going to tell you that you look like Sleazy and dance like him, too. BTW, Jon's eyeballing your ass because Mandy told him you couldn't get it up with girls and Shooting_Manic wouldn't shoot you with BradM's camera, even if you two are your best friends.

Justfuckedmyself · 04-04-2005, 07:18 PM

The last piece of ass you got was when your finger slipped through the toilet paper.

ULVideo · 04-04-2005, 07:59 PM

If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

TheSenator · 04-04-2005, 08:01 PM

"You smell like ass."

spanky part 2 · 04-04-2005, 08:08 PM

I called your daddy a fag, and he hit me with his purse.

crowkid · 04-04-2005, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2

I called your daddy a fag, and he hit me with his purse.

mwahhahaha

spanky part 2 · 04-04-2005, 10:47 PM

I called your momma a 2 bit whor, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

spanky part 2 · 04-04-2005, 10:47 PM

I met your parents, they're pretty nice guys.

spanky part 2 · 04-04-2005, 10:49 PM

Smell my finger..... guess what that's your wife.

galleryseek · 04-04-2005, 10:50 PM

"I'll knock your fucking teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your pants everytime you chew."

"I will stab you in the face with a sodering iron."

not really insults, but threats

spanky part 2 · 04-04-2005, 10:51 PM

Why not cut out the middle man, and give me a blowjob. Cuz that strange taste you get when eating out your wife, is my spunk.

spanky part 2 · 04-04-2005, 10:52 PM

My momma may wear army boots, but I fucked the shit out of yours.

Icon · 04-04-2005, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2

I met your parents, they're pretty nice guys.

I called your momma a 2 bit whor, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

You have two dads

camcutie · 04-04-2005, 11:17 PM

Atleast I don't have lips on my ass and talk a lot of shit!

(ok... vulgar but was always a good one hehe)

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

tical · 04-04-2005, 11:27 PM

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

RoCkMaN · 04-05-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2

Why not cut out the middle man, and give me a blowjob. Cuz that strange taste you get when eating out your wife, is my spunk.

That's just plain rude!
I like it.

Nylz · 04-05-2005, 05:16 PM

I could've been your dad, but the dog beat me to it..

Rebecca Love · 04-05-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Nylz

I could've been your dad, but the dog beat me to it..

ouch, thats gonna hurt!

Kevsh · 04-05-2005, 05:20 PM

I walk up to a woman in a bar and ask her to dance/have a drink/whatever, she looks me up and down as if she's checking out the "goods" with a disapproving look on her face.

I stop her before she replies and say "Hey, don't be so picky ... I wasn't"

(What you Americans would call a Pre-emptive Strike)

04-04-2005, 05:02 PM	#1
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04-04-2005, 05:11 PM	#3
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04-04-2005, 05:12 PM	#4
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04-04-2005, 05:21 PM	#6
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04-04-2005, 07:18 PM	#8
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04-04-2005, 05:03 PM	#2
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04-04-2005, 05:19 PM	#5
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	Go fuck yourself Jon

04-04-2005, 07:59 PM	#9
ULVideo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York Posts: 405	If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

04-04-2005, 08:01 PM	#10
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,337	"You smell like ass." __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

04-04-2005, 08:08 PM	#11
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	I called your daddy a fag, and he hit me with his purse.

04-04-2005, 10:47 PM	#13
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	I called your momma a 2 bit whor, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

04-04-2005, 10:49 PM	#15
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	Smell my finger..... guess what that's your wife.

04-04-2005, 10:50 PM	#16
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	"I'll knock your fucking teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your pants everytime you chew." "I will stab you in the face with a sodering iron." not really insults, but threats

04-04-2005, 10:51 PM	#17
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	Why not cut out the middle man, and give me a blowjob. Cuz that strange taste you get when eating out your wife, is my spunk.

04-04-2005, 10:52 PM	#18
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	My momma may wear army boots, but I fucked the shit out of yours.

04-04-2005, 11:17 PM	#20
camcutie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: USA Posts: 817	Atleast I don't have lips on my ass and talk a lot of shit! (ok... vulgar but was always a good one hehe) XOXOXO Krystal __________________ Please Visit My Website CamCutie.com ICQ 203-628-284

04-04-2005, 11:27 PM	#21
tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck __________________ 112.020.756

04-05-2005, 05:16 PM	#23
Nylz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 8,285	I could've been your dad, but the dog beat me to it.. __________________ No sig.

04-05-2005, 05:20 PM	#25
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	I walk up to a woman in a bar and ask her to dance/have a drink/whatever, she looks me up and down as if she's checking out the "goods" with a disapproving look on her face. I stop her before she replies and say "Hey, don't be so picky ... I wasn't" (What you Americans would call a Pre-emptive Strike)