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04-04-2005, 11:37 AM
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Monday humor
might be old, but i just got it and thought is was funny ;)
The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last! t year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and ask: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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04-04-2005, 11:39 AM
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04-04-2005, 11:45 AM
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lol
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04-04-2005, 11:49 AM
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I posted that in my blog back on March 11.
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04-04-2005, 11:51 AM
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haha nice joke
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04-04-2005, 12:19 PM
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04-04-2005, 01:05 PM
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04-04-2005, 01:06 PM
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04-04-2005, 01:23 PM
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04-04-2005, 01:32 PM
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ha ha good one :D
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