Crappy Australian Exports - GoFuckYourself.com

Mike Okitch · 04-02-2005, 02:20 PM

I demand satisfaction.

I'm really pissed off at Australia for having exported the following.

- Foster's. Come on guys, it's exported and marketed as Australia's beer because nobody down under would come near the crap. You can do better beer than that and I know it.

- Paul Hogan. He's been wearing the same fucking hat for 20 years. Someone please place him in an old folks home before he makes another crocodile dundee sequel or a subaru commercial.

- Steve Irwin. A.K.A. The crocodile hunter. Jamming your thumb up a croc's butthole is no hobby. Dangling your baby a la Michael Jackson near one isn't either. He goes in department stores looking at croc skin purses saying "I fucked that one, and that one..."

- Kylie and Danii. Unless someone has a videotape of those two naked and wrestling in jell-o, I don't want to hear from them.

As a settlement, I demand to have one box of each different type of Tim-Tam as well as one of kahlua slices shipped to my door.

Joe Citizen · 04-02-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

As a settlement, I demand to have one box of each different type of Tim-Tam as well as one of kahlua slices shipped to my door.

Buy them yourself bitch:

http://www.greataussiefood.com.au

dunefield · 04-02-2005, 09:41 PM

ummmm... ok...

Spunky · 04-02-2005, 09:42 PM

What about Vegimite?..that shit sounds nasty

Mike Okitch · 04-02-2005, 09:50 PM

Joe Citizen, get a sense of humor buddy

spunky, actually, vegemite is an acquired taste but it's very good

04-02-2005, 02:20 PM	#1
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Crappy Australian Exports I demand satisfaction. I'm really pissed off at Australia for having exported the following. - Foster's. Come on guys, it's exported and marketed as Australia's beer because nobody down under would come near the crap. You can do better beer than that and I know it. - Paul Hogan. He's been wearing the same fucking hat for 20 years. Someone please place him in an old folks home before he makes another crocodile dundee sequel or a subaru commercial. - Steve Irwin. A.K.A. The crocodile hunter. Jamming your thumb up a croc's butthole is no hobby. Dangling your baby a la Michael Jackson near one isn't either. He goes in department stores looking at croc skin purses saying "I fucked that one, and that one..." - Kylie and Danii. Unless someone has a videotape of those two naked and wrestling in jell-o, I don't want to hear from them. As a settlement, I demand to have one box of each different type of Tim-Tam as well as one of kahlua slices shipped to my door. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-02-2005, 09:41 PM	#3
dunefield www.barely18movies.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,920	ummmm... ok... __________________

04-02-2005, 09:42 PM	#4
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	What about Vegimite?..that shit sounds nasty __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

04-02-2005, 09:50 PM	#5
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Joe Citizen, get a sense of humor buddy spunky, actually, vegemite is an acquired taste but it's very good __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.