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Houdini · 04-01-2005, 01:39 PM

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

loverboy · 04-01-2005, 01:46 PM

i can't imagine the brilliant minds of Google founders
would make themselves look really cheap

teksonline · 04-01-2005, 01:46 PM

that was worth a small chuckle

SetTheWorldonFire · 04-01-2005, 01:49 PM

so when is the google jizz comming out?

04-01-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Houdini

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

saw this @ 8am when i woke up... big deal.

the guys over @ google are pretty intelligent... i think its kinda cool and the sad but true part of it is... if the beverage products were real, people would buy them.

tranza · 04-01-2005, 01:57 PM

Google guys are strange...

After Shock Media · 04-01-2005, 01:59 PM

I really like the fine print as well as the personal attack towards microsoft in the FAQ.

cfU · 04-01-2005, 02:00 PM

"Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex?, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."

Zester · 04-01-2005, 02:40 PM

ok
google is on crack now

fl_prn_str · 04-01-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cfU

"Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex?, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."

slavdogg · 04-01-2005, 03:19 PM

whats todays date ?

woj · 04-01-2005, 03:29 PM

heh, that's great

Houdini · 04-01-2005, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg

whats todays date ?

Wow, you're quick.

Lane · 04-01-2005, 04:22 PM

FAQ page is awesome

04-01-2005, 01:39 PM	#1
Houdini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,651	Google Gulp (BETA) http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

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04-01-2005, 01:46 PM	#2
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	i can't imagine the brilliant minds of Google founders would make themselves look really cheap

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teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	that was worth a small chuckle

04-01-2005, 01:59 PM	#7
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04-01-2005, 02:00 PM	#8
cfU Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 933	"Google Gulp and Your Privacy From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex?, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."

04-01-2005, 03:29 PM	#12
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04-01-2005, 04:22 PM	#14
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	FAQ page is awesome __________________