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Old 12-30-2001, 07:25 PM   #1
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Why?

Ok,

Let's start this topic with this simple phrase:
I'm relatively bad at designing

Then we continue..
I don't want to discourage Spacedog or anything but what I find hilarious (in my tired little head) is the fact that the Zfreehost 404 page looks a lot more appealing than the actual resources site.
You might want to consider moving from resources to gallery-reviewing or posting?
Eh?
Sorry spacedog, I'm a newbie, so are you (most likely). I still think you might be a little off the fairway.

....

Just occured to me, what a fucking meaningless post.


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Old 12-30-2001, 07:26 PM   #2
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Old 12-30-2001, 07:32 PM   #3
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I think the resource site looks gorgeous ! So does his fancy sig banner !!!

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Old 12-30-2001, 07:36 PM   #4
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Well, when people give you more shit than they do help, I can see why Spacedog is struggling. The man asks for help, people flick him shit then they shit on him again when he tries to do something on his own.

If he was a another Boneprone character then I could see you treating him poorly.

You guys suck.
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Old 12-30-2001, 07:37 PM   #5
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Ok,

Let's start this topic with this simple phrase:
I'm relatively bad at designing

Then we continue..
I don't want to discourage Spacedog or anything but what I find hilarious (in my tired little head) is the fact that the Zfreehost 404 page looks a lot more appealing than the actual resources site.
You might want to consider moving from resources to gallery-reviewing or posting?
Eh?
Sorry spacedog, I'm a newbie, so are you (most likely). I still think you might be a little off the fairway.

....

Just occured to me, what a fucking meaningless post.


That unappealing resources site is not the finished product..it may be weeks before I finish the layout for the REAL version...
You may have noticed the lack of spacedog posts lately..
I've been working..
I've been tweaking image maps & html slices & javascripts etc..gotta tweak a few bugs..
I'm not done yet so If you really doubt design skill..here's the unfinished sample..
http://www.zfreehost.com/vhost/1-900...dog/green.html

I'm having some script errors to work out & I gotta tweak the banner rotator at top to work right
I throw up the quick site to get it online & start traffic going..Got the domain name..(Very Special Thanks to Aaron) should be directed to site soon, after layout & design is perfect..comes REAL host..
So, could you please get off my ass!!
Thanks..


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Old 12-30-2001, 07:43 PM   #6
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[me hits head hard on keyboard]

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Old 12-30-2001, 07:46 PM   #7
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Well, when people give you more shit than they do help, I can see why Spacedog is struggling. The man asks for help, people flick him shit then they shit on him again when he tries to do something on his own.

If he was a another Boneprone character then I could see you treating him poorly.

You guys suck.
please.
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Old 12-30-2001, 07:46 PM   #8
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[me hits head hard on keyboard]

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Why the head hitting?
You like the old version better than the new one?
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Old 12-30-2001, 08:58 PM   #9
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Spacedog,
Why do you insist on touting your talent as a designer when all you can do is throw a page together.
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I'm not done yet so If you really doubt design skill..here's the unfinished sample.. http://www.zfreehost.com/vhost/1-900...dog/green.html
Get real, will you? That page is nothing special. You used a template for your "cool graphic" Just like you used an online banner creator for your banner.
I checked out your Crockett2000 web designs. What a joke. You call these good design http://members.fbody.com/TransAm/
and http://www.surfingwithaliens.cjb.net/

Maybe people wouldn't rag on you as much if you didn't claim to be a good designer when you're barely mediocre. Of course the fact that you want everyone to give you everything for nothing doesn't add to your popularity. Having confidence in yourself is one thing, but an undeserved inflated ego will get you nowhere.
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Old 12-30-2001, 09:11 PM   #10
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spacedog:"I've been working..
I've been tweaking image maps & html slices & javascripts etc..gotta tweak a few bugs..
I'm not done yet so If you really doubt design skill..here's the unfinished sample.."

compare: http://www.zfreehost.com/vhost/1-900...dog/green.html

with: http://firebrew.tripod.com/ http://www.nttindia.com/ranjeet/ranya2.htm

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Old 12-30-2001, 09:18 PM   #11
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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? stop talking about spacedog!!!

JEEZZZZ talk about getting on someones nerve!
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Old 12-30-2001, 09:56 PM   #12
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shouldn't someone be charging him for that banner?
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Old 12-30-2001, 10:01 PM   #13
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shouldn't someone be charging him for that banner?
well, i put together a smaller one in less than 15 seconds in imageready. but he isn't using it

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Old 12-30-2001, 10:11 PM   #14
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Hey FUCKFACE

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Originally posted by Bored Reader:
Spacedog,
Why do you insist on touting your talent as a designer when all you can do is throw a page together.
I never once touted talent as a designer!
Go fuck yourself!!
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Get real, will you? That page is nothing special. You used a template for your "cool graphic" Just like you used an online banner creator for your banner.
Yeah I used a template..something wrong with that fucknut? Did I ever say that I designed the template.NO!
And as for the banner, did I ever say or tell anyone that I created it? NO..
Besides, it is plain & obvious where the banner was created..It says it right on the fucking banner cock-licker!!

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I checked out your Crockett2000 web designs. What a joke. You call these good design http://members.fbody.com/TransAm/
and http://www.surfingwithaliens.cjb.net/
Hey dumbfuck..Have I ever said I am a designer or designer company? NO!
So what's your fucking point asshole!

I'm sure there's several posts here, where I mention that I am no good at making graphics..I never claimed anything..
You got a pretty big fucking mouth for some shit bag who hides behind anonymity of a fake character who won't post a site or anything..
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Maybe people wouldn't rag on you as much if you didn't claim to be a good designer when you're barely mediocre.
Like I said..(see above) I never claimed such..Dick weed


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Of course the fact that you want everyone to give you everything for nothing doesn't add to your popularity.
I'm not the only webmaster who asks questions. & I won't be the last..

And as far as asking favors for a graphic, the domain, etc.. I offered a Banner spot for a trade..(not for nothing)

I suppose webmaster forums are no place to ask, "where do I find such & such script"

or, "How do I make this Pop-up do that"

or, "Can anyone make a graphic in exchange for a banner link"

or, "Where do I find this"
etc, etc, etc....

You have a REAL big problem with sharing information..Go fuck yourself!!


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Having confidence in yourself is one thing,
I have plenty more than you do apparently!!

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Hey Cum guzzling gutter slut..
I never had an ego..

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Old 12-30-2001, 10:45 PM   #15
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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? stop talking about spacedog!!!

JEEZZZZ talk about getting on someones nerve!
No shit.
Getting on my nerves..
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Old 12-30-2001, 10:48 PM   #16
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No shit.
Getting on my nerves..
Quite honestly, tough shit. YOu post here, you take what is thrown at you by the community you post to.

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Old 12-30-2001, 10:59 PM   #17
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I'm with AaronM
Fucking with someone a little bit is one thing but some of you guys take it a little too far. I hope spacedog works his ass off and gets to be a BIG PIMP and shames you all. To be honest there is more bs on this board than questions answered. and yes Spacedog has asked some stuff he could easily have looked up and yes I think he has gotten the message and has toned down some. So as one of my pimp buddies told me a long time ago:
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Old 12-30-2001, 11:02 PM   #18
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Let's see what we have here.
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Have I ever said I am a designer or designer company? NO!
Then what would you call Crockett2000 Web design?
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I never once touted talent as a designer!
I believe this qualifies as touting talent:
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I'm not done yet so If you really doubt design skill..here's the unfinished sample..
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I'm not the only webmaster who asks questions. & I won't be the last
True, but you do seem to be the one who asks the most rather than do the work to research things yourself.
You also sem to ask the most stupid. If I remember correctly, you didn't even know how to remove programs from your task bar. Oh wait, that's because you're new to the business. But wait then you said you've been doing this for over a year and a half. Which is it? You really should get your stories straight, but I guess that depends on whether you're looking for sympathy or defending your stupidity.

I always find it amusing that when people are proved wrong and have no legitimate defense, they resort to using every derogatory name calling they can think of.
All I did was call you on the statements you made.
Too bad those with such little minds can't think of anything more creative than dickweed and fuck face.
If I choose to remain anon, that's my purogative. Just as I have the freedom of speech to call a spade a spade. (or in this case, an asshole an asshole.)
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Old 12-30-2001, 11:24 PM   #19
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Then what would you call Crockett2000 Web design?

It's the name I put on my sites to brand it as one of mine..(crockett2000 is after all, one of my screen names) but I never said it was a company, nor did I ever say I had such a company!
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I believe this qualifies as touting talent:
Like I said before..I'm not done yet..& didn't I also mention that'll it be weeks before it's finished!!
If I choose to use a template to experiment with different elements of design & manipulation of graphics, etc..that's my choice.What right does this give you to talk such trash to me!!! You come here & your first post is to be an asshole!!


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True, but you do seem to be the one who asks the most rather than do the work to research things yourself.
You also sem to ask the most stupid. If I remember correctly, you didn't even know how to remove programs from your task bar. Oh wait, that's because you're new to the business. But wait then you said you've been doing this for over a year and a half. Which is it? You really should get your stories straight, but I guess that depends on whether you're looking for sympathy or defending your stupidity.

How the fuck would you know what I research & what I don't asswipe!!

I do alot more work than you think!!

Look at the fucking dates on any old bullshit sites you can find with my name on em.. The oldest would be a year & 1/2..
Did I ever say that I was in THIS biz for year & 1/2? Fucking idiot you are!

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I always find it amusing that when people are proved wrong and have no legitimate defense, they resort to using every derogatory name calling they can think of.
All I did was call you on the statements you made.
Prove me wrong of what!! Who's in the wrong here! YOU!!

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Too bad those with such little minds can't think of anything more creative than dickweed and fuck face.
Too bad those with little pricks have such big attitudes to make up for their personal inadequateness

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If I choose to remain anon, that's my purogative.
Cause your Bullshit!
You act like you're a know it all king shit, but you have no balls to include a site in your profile..probably cuz you'd get shit back for such a fucking post, when your sites are just as amatuer!


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Just as I have the freedom of speech to call a spade a spade.
Go to watts or compton or harlem & say that!!

Please..I hope you like dodging bullets!
What're you? A fucking racist!
(or in this case, an asshole.)

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You fucking asshole. That was not a racist remark. Most people assumed it had to do with either a shovel (called a spade) or from cards, either tarrot or playing.
But just for your edification Here's a little factual information on the expression calling a spade a spade:

CALL A SPADE A SPADE ? ?To be straightforward and call things by their right names, to avoid euphemisms or beating around the bush. The words are from the garden, not from the game of poker. So old is this expression that it wasn?t original with Plutarch, who used it back in the first century when writing about Philip of Macedon, Alexander the Great?s father. The saying has been credited to the Greek comic poet Menander, who described the life of ancient Athens so faithfully that he inspired a critic to exclaim, ?Menander and Life, which of you imitated the other?? If this is so, to ?call a spade a spade'? could have been quoting a much older Greek proverb. The expression was introduced into English by Protestant reformer John Knox, who translated it from the Latin of Erasmus as: ?I have learned to call wickedness by its own terms: A fig, a fig, and a spade a spade.? Erasmus had taken the phrase from Lucian, a Greek writer of the second century and translated it as ?to call a fig a fig and a boat a boat,? which is possible because the Greek words for boat and garden spade were very similar.? ?Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins? by Robert Hendrickson (Facts on File, New York, 1997).

I never even thought it had anything to do with race, but then since I'm not a racist that thought never even entered my mind. I've never even thought of the word spade in racial terms. I guess you do or you wouldn't have looked at it that way. ASSHOLE!
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Old 12-31-2001, 12:33 AM   #21
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Spacedog how many words a min can you type ?
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Old 12-31-2001, 12:43 AM   #22
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spacedog:"I've been working..
I've been tweaking image maps & html slices & javascripts etc..gotta tweak a few bugs..
I'm not done yet so If you really doubt design skill..here's the unfinished sample.."

compare: http://www.zfreehost.com/vhost/1-900...dog/green.html

with: http://firebrew.tripod.com/ http://www.nttindia.com/ranjeet/ranya2.htm

soul_rebel: no need to point it, it's absolutely obvious it's a gfx template

spacedog: Now there's one thing i can't forgive you, of all the shitty templates out there on the net, you grabbed the most shitty unprofessional 10-mins-of-photohop 3.0-done-back-in-97 looking one
grab a good one here: http://www.guistuff.com/

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Old 12-31-2001, 01:37 AM   #23
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can someone please donate some of their time to this guy,,,

spacedog if you are really serious bout getting into the biz,,,

hit me up and guide you into the RIGHT direction,,



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Old 12-31-2001, 03:13 AM   #24
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A friendly advice Spacedog. This is for real, no bashing you this time

Go to another board with another name, if the board is called Go fuck yourself it really isn't that reassuring.

This is where ppl come to talk shit. As you might have noticed.

Atleast one can't blaime you for not trying.


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