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Old 04-01-2005, 01:21 AM   #1
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Where Do You Apply For The Pope Job?

How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:23 AM   #2
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Do you have any experience misleading large groups of people?
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:29 AM   #3
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I think you have to child molest your way through the ranks of the catholic church.

3 boys = deacon

10 boys = father

15 boys = bishop

30 boys = pope

or something along those lines.
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:54 AM   #4
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How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
You have to apply in person down at the Pope Office. Don't forget two forms of ID (one being your SSA card) and be ready to piss.
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:55 AM   #5
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its just a big april fool's joke

the pope is alive and well and chilling in cancun
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Old 04-01-2005, 01:56 AM   #6
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I think they are going to auction it off on Ebay the next pope will be named goldenpalace.com
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:21 AM   #7
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How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:30 AM   #8
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:31 AM   #9
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:35 AM   #10
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satan is to us, for the first time in history... a bishop ov rome.

...you, jesus christ, your unclean. ov power..!
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:23 AM   #11
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How would I go about making an application to become Pope? I was on monster.com and couldn't find anything under 'pope' or 'pontiff'.
Fold your hands. Look in the sky and pray
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:43 AM   #12
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My uncle was a archbishop/cardinal from South America but he had to retire at the age of 75.
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:11 AM   #13
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Rabbi O'Neil takes all job applications.
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