After many tears and hopeless grieving... We found Turd!! - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 03-31-2005, 05:57 PM

Little son of a bitch was completely closed inside a drawer. I checked everywhere in the entire house, listened intently, kept calling him throughout the day inside and out... and my daughter just heard noise coming out of my sock drawer. We open it and there he was yawning like he had a nice days rest.

Time to call animal control with the good news.

Now WHERE can I get the best GPS microchip because he's getting one first thing. Today has been a nightmare God I don't know what I'd do without that cat! We just love him so much. Here's the pic I was about to print out into flyers...

xclusive · 03-31-2005, 05:58 PM

Congrats glad everything is ok now

$5 submissions · 03-31-2005, 05:59 PM

Congrats!

wdsguy · 03-31-2005, 05:59 PM

Glad you found him! how did he get in there and close the drawer?

CDSmith · 03-31-2005, 06:01 PM

Right on RRRED.

Finally a happy ending to something.

The Heron · 03-31-2005, 06:02 PM

That shit just looks goofy

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2005, 06:02 PM

haha that happened with one of my kids onetime too.

http://www.petsmobility.com/index3.html

check that out rrred

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-31-2005, 06:03 PM

I guess that cat will never shed huh?

Chio The Pirate · 03-31-2005, 06:05 PM

YARGH! and there be much rejoicin' Glad to hear he's safe.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2005, 06:07 PM

You could have simply called turd on his petcell phone , tracked him by gps and watched live video of where he is

BVF · 03-31-2005, 06:07 PM

That makes sense....No hairless cat is stupid enough to just hang outside in the cold. He would have come home.

RRRED · 03-31-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

Glad you found him! how did he get in there and close the drawer?

I think he squeezed through behind it and climbed up about 4 drawers or so... They were never opened today so ya got me. The little shit is always into something. I was so careful as to search absolutely everywhere just because this has happened before. He had been in a cupboard in my bathroom and would not meow.. he just waits quietly till someone finds him.

Little fucker!!! Now I'm mad at him...

Smokey, I checked that site out.... Is there something that you can get surgically implanted? See he will violently flip out if you try to put a collar, sweater, anything on him.

He likes pure nakedness.

RRRED · 03-31-2005, 06:12 PM

Oh man now I'm going through some old ads that were made with him... Anyone remember this? http://boobiebucks.com/banners/banner3.html

Peter Romero · 03-31-2005, 06:14 PM

Rrrrrrrrrrrred, please give your naked mouse a sweater.

uno · 03-31-2005, 06:16 PM

That cat has to feel odd to pet.

03-31-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Oh man now I'm going through some old ads that were made with him... Anyone remember this? http://boobiebucks.com/banners/banner3.html

Glad you found Turd alright RRRed, and I missed you by the way!

fünkmaster · 03-31-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Now WHERE can I get the best GPS microchip because he's getting one first thing.

... I've been wondering if there is such a thing for lil kids ??

Dalai lama · 03-31-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Oh man now I'm going through some old ads that were made with him... Anyone remember this? http://boobiebucks.com/banners/banner3.html

You bet i remember those, what about the house one, and the church!! Gotta love them

Good to hear you found him RRRED, I'm happy for you

kowntafit · 03-31-2005, 06:17 PM

why is it bald?

The Bootyologist · 03-31-2005, 06:22 PM

avid makes a great microchip

google it

LadyMischief · 03-31-2005, 06:26 PM

Woohoo congrats! My kitties have done that to me a few times too.. how annoying is that!

Trixxxia · 03-31-2005, 06:26 PM

Good stuff Rrred! Little buggers can have you all stressed out and they're all silent when you want them to be crying out for you! ahahah

mardigras · 03-31-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kowntafit

why is it bald?

http://www.sphynx.ca/aboutsphynx.htm

Tala · 03-31-2005, 06:43 PM

Thanks goodness you found him! YAY

Go talk to your vet. They can either implant a microchip or tattoo him.

BoNgHiTtA · 03-31-2005, 06:48 PM

OMG I was getting worried. Thank god he came back.

I love that cat, and I have never met him. I keep trying to talk my wife into letting me get one.

ssp · 03-31-2005, 06:49 PM

goddamn that cat is hideous

gecko · 03-31-2005, 06:52 PM

Awesome

Shok · 04-01-2005, 11:51 AM

awww let's revisit some Turd past

http://boobiebucks.com/boardstuff/turd-3.wmv

anyone remember these? lol

Barefootsies · 04-01-2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Little son of a bitch was completely closed inside a drawer. I checked everywhere in the entire house, listened intently, kept calling him throughout the day inside and out... and my daughter just heard noise coming out of my sock drawer. We open it and there he was yawning like he had a nice days rest.

Time to call animal control with the good news.

Now WHERE can I get the best GPS microchip because he's getting one first thing. Today has been a nightmare God I don't know what I'd do without that cat! We just love him so much. Here's the pic I was about to print out into flyers...

Pinch off a loaf.

ytcracker · 04-01-2005, 01:03 PM

infamous kitten

CDSmith · 04-01-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystery Man

fuck its ugly

Your face?

I'll take your word for it.

cool1 · 04-01-2005, 01:11 PM

Glad to hear he was found ok.
cool looking animal

Tom_PM · 04-01-2005, 01:12 PM

Cool! Glad he turned up!

bly · 04-01-2005, 01:16 PM

holy shit, unique ass looking cat

JUSTB · 04-01-2005, 01:16 PM

I'm so glad he turned up!!!!

You need to make another movie Shok!

dunefield · 04-01-2005, 01:40 PM

good to see turd is safe... MORE TURD PICS!!!

03-31-2005, 05:57 PM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	After many tears and hopeless grieving... We found Turd!! Little son of a bitch was completely closed inside a drawer. I checked everywhere in the entire house, listened intently, kept calling him throughout the day inside and out... and my daughter just heard noise coming out of my sock drawer. We open it and there he was yawning like he had a nice days rest. Time to call animal control with the good news. Now WHERE can I get the best GPS microchip because he's getting one first thing. Today has been a nightmare God I don't know what I'd do without that cat! We just love him so much. Here's the pic I was about to print out into flyers...

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Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Good stuff Rrred! Little buggers can have you all stressed out and they're all silent when you want them to be crying out for you! ahahah

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