Alright... I just had to call animal control to help me find Turd... - GoFuckYourself.com

RRRED · 03-31-2005, 02:51 PM

He's been missing since 9 am this morning. It's not looking good. I've been all over the neighborhood and it's fucking COLD outside and we will be having rain and cold for another week and a half....

I'll pray my brains out here

This is sooo not good. If he comes back which I'll still try to be hopeful here

his ass will be marching in the vets for a microchip that will track his whereabouts so this won't happen ever again.

TurboAngel · 03-31-2005, 02:53 PM

Awww hun, I hope he comes home soon.

BVF · 03-31-2005, 02:54 PM

wow...a valuable hairless cat being let out of the house?...My cat wouldn't last five minutes outside. He's a pussy....The one time he DID run out of the house, he was back in minutes begging to be let back in.

Hope he's found....I'm surprised he wouldn't come back.

RRRED · 03-31-2005, 02:56 PM

The only thing I can think of is he snuck out when I left the house to take my girl to school... He was fed already this morning and everything then he wasn't around when I got home...

He's overly brave and has no idea wtf he's doing. He's always trying to go out and climb trees and shit. I'm going to go check my trees right now as a matter of fact. He's probably 100 feet in the air freezing to death...

I'm just absolutely sick...

Tom_PM · 03-31-2005, 02:59 PM

Aww RRRED.. good luck on finding him!

Tala · 03-31-2005, 03:00 PM

Ohno.

I hope you find him alive and well and safe. *positive vibes*

Stallion · 03-31-2005, 03:00 PM

good lucking finding Turd...

RRRED · 03-31-2005, 04:55 PM

This completely sucks.. now my kids are devestated and there's nothing I can do

FUCK!!!

webair · 03-31-2005, 04:57 PM

awww man that sucks good luck i really hope you find em...

CDSmith · 03-31-2005, 04:58 PM

I rarely say the following sentence to anyone, but here goes.....

I hope you find Turd.

dunefield · 03-31-2005, 05:03 PM

no more turd pics

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2005, 05:14 PM

Those gps tracking chips work great. I have one installed on my wife. You should get one for your dog/kids/car keys/mistress.

Sorry to hear about your loss rrred hopefully he will show up soon. I have had to call animal control now and again.

Hornydog4cooter · 03-31-2005, 05:18 PM

What is Turd cat/dog?

I hope you find your pet

~Ray · 03-31-2005, 05:21 PM

cats usually remain an average of 3 blocks from their home.

hope that helps.

CDSmith · 03-31-2005, 05:21 PM

Is this Turd?...

SomeCreep · 03-31-2005, 05:22 PM

Damn, that sucks. I hope you find him. Best of luck.

TKoProductions · 03-31-2005, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

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his ass will be marching in the vets for a microchip that will track his whereabouts so this won't happen ever again.

The microchip doesn't track the animals whereabouts like a GPS.

It's more of a barcode, so that if the animal is brought to the pound, they can identify the owner.

Each animal is assigned a unique serial number. If animal control, or some neighbor were to bring your cat to the pound, they would scan it, and come up with a serial number: 1N8879P3.

Then, they'd look through through their database, and find out that 1N8879P3 belongs to RRRED whos street address is...

LadyMischief · 03-31-2005, 05:44 PM

I'm sure he'll be ok.. he's probably scared and will make his way home soon.

Chio The Pirate · 03-31-2005, 05:47 PM

YARGH! I Hope you find the little guy.

Trixxxia · 03-31-2005, 05:49 PM

I hope he'll be found soon Rrred! Does he have a favorite toy? Something he can smell or makes noise that you can hang at your door in case you're out looking for him and miss him but he hears/smells his toy?

LadyMischief · 03-31-2005, 05:50 PM

Do what Trixxia says and take some of his favorite things outside.. might help him to find his way home. Who knows, he's probably somewhere close, especially if he's primarily an indoor cat.

Hornydog4cooter · 03-31-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Is this Turd?...

Good luck and i hope he/she comes home safe. My kids rabbit got out a few weeks ago and they were devastated....

SmokeyTheBear · 03-31-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TKoProductions

The microchip doesn't track the animals whereabouts like a GPS.

It's more of a barcode, so that if the animal is brought to the pound, they can identify the owner.

Each animal is assigned a unique serial number. If animal control, or some neighbor were to bring your cat to the pound, they would scan it, and come up with a serial number: 1N8879P3.

Then, they'd look through through their database, and find out that 1N8879P3 belongs to RRRED whos street address is...

They have gps tracking chips too .I know a guy who has a horse with one.

digifan · 03-31-2005, 05:59 PM

Oh no, Turd is a legend... I hope he'll be back home soon.

kowntafit · 03-31-2005, 06:30 PM

i hope they find your pet soon

03-31-2005, 02:51 PM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Alright... I just had to call animal control to help me find Turd... He's been missing since 9 am this morning. It's not looking good. I've been all over the neighborhood and it's fucking COLD outside and we will be having rain and cold for another week and a half.... I'll pray my brains out here This is sooo not good. If he comes back which I'll still try to be hopeful here his ass will be marching in the vets for a microchip that will track his whereabouts so this won't happen ever again.

03-31-2005, 02:54 PM	#3
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	wow...a valuable hairless cat being let out of the house?...My cat wouldn't last five minutes outside. He's a pussy....The one time he DID run out of the house, he was back in minutes begging to be let back in. Hope he's found....I'm surprised he wouldn't come back. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

03-31-2005, 02:59 PM	#5
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03-31-2005, 03:00 PM	#6
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03-31-2005, 02:53 PM	#2
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Awww hun, I hope he comes home soon.

03-31-2005, 02:56 PM	#4
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	The only thing I can think of is he snuck out when I left the house to take my girl to school... He was fed already this morning and everything then he wasn't around when I got home... He's overly brave and has no idea wtf he's doing. He's always trying to go out and climb trees and shit. I'm going to go check my trees right now as a matter of fact. He's probably 100 feet in the air freezing to death... I'm just absolutely sick...

03-31-2005, 04:55 PM	#8
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	This completely sucks.. now my kids are devestated and there's nothing I can do FUCK!!!

03-31-2005, 04:57 PM	#9
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03-31-2005, 04:58 PM	#10
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03-31-2005, 05:03 PM	#11
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03-31-2005, 05:14 PM	#12
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Those gps tracking chips work great. I have one installed on my wife. You should get one for your dog/kids/car keys/mistress. Sorry to hear about your loss rrred hopefully he will show up soon. I have had to call animal control now and again. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

03-31-2005, 05:18 PM	#13
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	What is Turd cat/dog? I hope you find your pet

03-31-2005, 05:21 PM	#14
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03-31-2005, 05:21 PM	#15
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Is this Turd?... __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-31-2005, 05:22 PM	#16
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03-31-2005, 05:44 PM	#18
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	I'm sure he'll be ok.. he's probably scared and will make his way home soon. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

03-31-2005, 05:47 PM	#19
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03-31-2005, 05:49 PM	#20
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	I hope he'll be found soon Rrred! Does he have a favorite toy? Something he can smell or makes noise that you can hang at your door in case you're out looking for him and miss him but he hears/smells his toy?

03-31-2005, 05:50 PM	#21
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Do what Trixxia says and take some of his favorite things outside.. might help him to find his way home. Who knows, he's probably somewhere close, especially if he's primarily an indoor cat. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

03-31-2005, 05:59 PM	#24
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03-31-2005, 06:30 PM	#25
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