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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    Feedback from a member. (Gotta love my members)

    I love getting stuff like this. Very entertaining. He attempted to post it on my message board but had "technical difficulties" so he emailed me this morning to see if I'd fix the problem.

    Let me quickly introduce myself: I'm a "retired" mathematician
    working accidentally as code monkey for money in IT-biz, but with
    solid hope of intellectual rebirth back to the roots in 3 months.

    I'm addicted to Karma. Once I dicovered her surfing the web, I
    began evolving tech skills like a private investigator. So I found
    this board, too. Now famous PI's Rockford and Magnum accept me as
    their gifted son from birth allowed to use the 45!

    I am *not* gay (although this would make many things easier).

    I am *not* a voyeur, nor am I a stalker or Peeping Tom.

    I am german (for US: the kraut eating people living anywhere in europe,
    where it's raining constantly, famous for having some bizarre ideas).

    Medium sized organ with a tendency to grow and shrink.

    Respect for you, Donny: Your work (artistically and technically)
    and as person (handling models as human beings and not only
    as pink dollar sources). Seems no faking on your sites. That's rare.
    But how could you ever vote for GWB ??? Drunk, Drugs, NRA, Jesus ???
    Okay, is apologised (Ego te absolvo). We all make mistakes sometimes.

    Consider myself as "pornosopher". Consuming porn regularly
    (with or without steady relationship does not matter). Some of my
    past girlfriends shared my "bad habits" and had a lot of fun together.
    Cock and Brain in perfect harmony.

    BUT: Mainstream products like Hustler, Penthouse, etc and most
    web stuff is boring to me. Smooth plastic barbies penetrated by
    monster dicks for paying the rent in Beverly Hills. Or the
    opposite: Dumb, ugly housewives surprising Daddy with stockings and
    high heels in front of the tv running kiddy soaps, camera twisting.

    I like exactly the style of solo girl shootings offered by you
    (www.donniesgirls.com) or ATK (www.atkgallery.com). Enough for me.
    The real thing *is* the greatest turn on, but meanwhile I use to
    expand my universe and jerk off to those beautiful and natural
    young girls. In reality and in fiction via www+multimedia I am
    absolutly attracted to female masturbation theme. Makes me really
    horny, kind of appetizer, illusion or art ? Who feels the same ?
    For instance most of you demand Karma in boy/girl action. Not me!
    Anyway it's too private for my eyes, (also too dark by the way!),
    does not touch my masturbation fetish -- and last but not least:
    I'm just a jealous guy.

    That's it, folks. Anybody feeling like me ?
  • MaDalton
    I am Amazing Content!
    • Feb 2004
    • 39861

    #2
    we germans are a strange kind of people...
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    • Donny
      As you wish...
      • May 2002
      • 13754

      #3
      Originally posted by MaDalton
      we germans are a strange kind of people...
      At the moment, this German has made my morning. All I can say is that I was amused and entertained.

      And I loved this line:

      Medium sized organ with a tendency to grow and shrink.

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      • Holly
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2003
        • 10017

        #4
        Originally posted by MaDalton
        we germans are a strange kind of people...
        Your grammar and spelling were excellent, though. I didn't know you were a mathematician.
        War National Damn Champions Eagle

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        • jacked
          sperm tail
          • May 2004
          • 11019

          #5
          you must feel like a champ right now, not everyday a surfer writes you a book like that ;)
          Got Cam Models?
          icq: 361-607-616

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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559

            #6
            Lol... Funny e-mail.
            I'm just a newbie.

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            • Tala
              Fucked if I know
              • Dec 2002
              • 23368

              #7
              Originally posted by Holly
              Your grammar and spelling were excellent, though. I didn't know you were a mathematician.

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              • PlugRush Sascha
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2004
                • 2772

                #8
                Haha, those fucking Krauts. Now excuse me while I go back to drinking hefeweizen, while I eat a bratwurst and some sauerkaut!

                God do I hate Germany for 75% of its population. Funny e-mail though.
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                • MaDalton
                  I am Amazing Content!
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 39861

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Holly
                  Your grammar and spelling were excellent, though. I didn't know you were a mathematician.

                  something my teachers would have never believed too...
                  AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
                  Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
                  Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
                  Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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                  • Gottis
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2004
                    • 1746

                    #10
                    Germans send the weirdest emails, good thing they also rebill like crazy.
                    Hit me up for ABC link trades - icq 7583011

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