Why do guys with small dicks drive Hummers and big trucks? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 03-31-2005, 10:23 AM

You see these giant eye sores pull up to a gas station (rather frequently) and the smallest fags always get out.

ssp · 03-31-2005, 10:27 AM

sounds like a case of penis envy, DarkJedi.

sumphatpimp · 03-31-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

You see these giant eye sores pull up to a gas station (rather frequently) and the smallest fags always get out.

so you have personal experience with this?

disapointed was ya?

Veterans Day · 03-31-2005, 10:28 AM

Well I drive an F350 Dually, mainly cause im 6'6" 240 and pull a 30 foot boat or 4 snowmobiles, reason enough? Short man syndrome goes even deeper. They usually have the loudest mouths also

DateDoc · 03-31-2005, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

so you have personal experience with this?

disapointed was ya?

LOL!

On another note I have an SUV but I'm 6'3" and 210#.

gangbangjoe · 03-31-2005, 10:31 AM

bullshit

eight chars

DarkJedi · 03-31-2005, 10:32 AM

Why do Hummers always have one male passenger or two male passengers while Jags always have females or a male and a hot female?

DateDoc · 03-31-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Why do Hummers always have one male passenger or two male passengers while Jags always have females or a male and a hot female?

I see quite a few MILFs driving Hummers around here. They need to take a few parking lessons though.

Evil1 · 03-31-2005, 10:35 AM

I've got a lifted jeep CJ. just to clear things up.. do i have a short dick too?

DarkJedi · 03-31-2005, 10:37 AM

I saw this dumbass pour 5 gallons of gas on the ground at a gas station. I tell you this was a fag for sure. I guess he was gay and trying to impress me that he could afford to pour gas on the ground.

StuartD · 03-31-2005, 10:38 AM

Why do people who only ever post new stories on a message board always make broad generalizations about other people in society?

warlock5 · 03-31-2005, 10:38 AM

Then it is true, all those guys driving 94 geo metro's actually have 19" dicks!

Minte · 03-31-2005, 10:40 AM

I thought it was just guys who drive sportscars..

frankfortuna · 03-31-2005, 10:41 AM

So tell us what you drive.

Paolo Pinkas · 03-31-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1

I've got a lifted jeep CJ. just to clear things up.. do i have a short dick too?

erm, i've got no idea. probably not ;)

Greg Jacobson · 03-31-2005, 10:49 AM

Not TRUE!! I have a small dick and I drive a Dodge Magnum.

sickkittens · 03-31-2005, 10:50 AM

How do you know they have small weiners?

myjah · 03-31-2005, 10:53 AM

Because they can afford to. Stop the hate.

DarkJedi · 03-31-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

How do you know they have small weiners?

Because they buy huge gas-guzzling trucks to compensate for heir small dicks.

Marcus Aurelius · 03-31-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Why do people who only ever post new stories on a message board always make broad generalizations about other people in society?

Because the majority of influence society has had on them is broad generalizations of ignorant message board posts since few have little life beyond that message board.

Even though they will argue fiercely to deny it. If you werent ashamed of the life you live, then why argue so fiercely to portay an image of popularity, if you were comfortable with your own self worth you would feel no need to argue or prove yourself to anyone.

sumphatpimp · 03-31-2005, 11:01 AM

eat you fucking heart out.

I live in the city I don't even need a car!

kmanrox · 03-31-2005, 11:03 AM

ppl will say that about anything... i had a big truck with 40" tires on it... ppl would say 'so, you have a small penis?" .... when i had a small porsche... they'd say 'so, do you have a small penis?'... they're just playa hatin or hatin that you stand out and they're in their tan taurus i think..

Furious_Male · 03-31-2005, 11:06 AM

I have a F250 FX4 truck and I drive a Corvette. I must have a tiny penis huh?

axelcat · 03-31-2005, 11:07 AM

Trent Edison · 03-31-2005, 11:10 AM

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You see these giant eye sores pull up to a gas station (rather frequently) and the smallest fags always get out.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I saw this dumbass pour 5 gallons of gas on the ground at a gas station. I tell you this was a fag for sure. I guess he was gay and trying to impress me that he could afford to pour gas on the ground.

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