So My Friend Totaly got Fucking OWNED Tonight I know you have had this happen. - GoFuckYourself.com

KMR Stitch · 03-31-2005, 02:31 AM

Here is the deal. You Search online Personals you see a girl. You chat with her Flirt with her and you ask her to send pictures.

Of Course she sends you this picture. WOW omg what a total hottie. So after chatting with her you convice her to meet up with you a local bar or club perhaps even a public event. So, You bring your friends along with you and brag how a total Hottie wants to meet up with you and hang out. So, your friend brings a camera.....

You can't seem to find the girl then you hear someone calling your name Hey, John is that you? From Online? and you just find out..

It's her

Babaganoosh · 03-31-2005, 02:38 AM

Looks like they both got owned to me.

polish_aristocrat · 03-31-2005, 02:41 AM

owneeeeeeeeeeeeeed

polish_aristocrat · 03-31-2005, 02:42 AM

Manowar · 03-31-2005, 02:46 AM

totally OWNED

SuckOnThis · 03-31-2005, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Of Course she sends you this picture. WOW omg what a total hottie.

That chick is almost as ugly as the second one.

gecko · 03-31-2005, 02:57 AM

haha damn...

MetaMan · 03-31-2005, 02:58 AM

you guys like trailer trash dont you?

iwantchixx · 03-31-2005, 03:03 AM

did that bitch actually think it would work? that he'd fuck her? Man, internet chicks are dumb sometimes.

This chick on irc used to describe herself to everyone as a hot in shape milf with a hot tight pussy etc etc.

She then sent me a pic of her snatch after a few months of talking with her off and on ina channel I owned, it was nasty, I'm talking total stretch marks on everything including her bags of meat that hung AROUND her lips. Like her whole hahahaha was horrible. She was ugly as fuck in her full nude shot too that she sent with it. I'm talking 250 lbs of pure granny material with fucked up teeth.

She actually expected people to keep talking with her and actually meet upwith her for some lovin evena fter seeing her true looks. Pathetic.

Shoehorn! · 03-31-2005, 03:06 AM

reynold · 03-31-2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

Love these pics.

Alky · 03-31-2005, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

is it me or does that dude have some fucking big ass nuts?

kowntafit · 03-31-2005, 04:35 AM

Cool pics.

evanmorgan · 03-31-2005, 04:47 AM

hahahahah he was tricked into going out with sum fat bitch

wjxxx · 03-31-2005, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

That chick is almost as ugly as the second one.

I second that.

PenisFace · 03-31-2005, 04:57 AM

Gahaha, oh man, never let your friend forget about this one, KMR

kowntafit · 03-31-2005, 05:53 AM

oh! and these Chinese boys look funny

escorpio · 03-31-2005, 06:15 AM

She's probably telling her friends she went to meet some hot guy that turned out to be a 98 lb. wigger.

websiex · 03-31-2005, 06:26 AM

Paolo Pinkas · 03-31-2005, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by websiex

i think that one goes to far. really not funny.

x86brandon · 03-31-2005, 06:40 AM

oh man, I suppose it could be worse? like it could have been a man! err... wait..

Meta Ridley · 03-31-2005, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Tranny

Triple 6 · 03-31-2005, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Paolo Pinkas

i think that one goes to far. really not funny.

i dont think it goes far enuff.

Cassie · 03-31-2005, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

That chick is almost as ugly as the second one.

NoCarrier · 03-31-2005, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Meta Ridley

Tranny

I agree.

NoCarrier · 03-31-2005, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Did he do her on the "Cheeseburger in Paradise" chair?

Sosa · 03-31-2005, 08:16 AM

haha OUCH

sickkittens · 03-31-2005, 08:18 AM

He thought that 1st pic was a "total hottie"?

myjah · 03-31-2005, 08:30 AM

You guys are getting out of hand with the Owned pictures. Geez, enough already.

brand0n · 03-31-2005, 08:44 AM

so after you and your buddy tag teamed the heffer then what? back to your apt for some greezy man love?

KMR Stitch · 03-31-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

so after you and your buddy tag teamed the heffer then what? back to your apt for some greezy man love?

Oh yeah you know it.

Someone needs to photoshop some owned pictures on him.

his face expression is priceless

Susan F · 03-31-2005, 09:38 AM

Never believe what they tell you online...

polish_aristocrat · 03-31-2005, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by websiex

DarkJedi · 03-31-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Looks like they both got owned to me.

exactly.

the dude looks like a tool.

BBWTori · 03-31-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Closing your eyes does not make it go away

J-$ · 03-31-2005, 10:08 AM

i'd hit it

lazycash · 03-31-2005, 10:13 AM

Looks wise, they make a great couple, seems his expectations might be a lil high.

loverboy · 03-31-2005, 10:15 AM

hahaha experienced that once, never doing it again

The Bootyologist · 03-31-2005, 10:17 AM

Paolo Pinkas · 03-31-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BBWTori

Closing your eyes does not make it go away

but it was worth the try ;)

Kevsh · 03-31-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Looks like they both got owned to me.

I hope he at least bought her a drink?

Drake · 03-31-2005, 10:24 AM

hahahaha why do people do that?

If you put up a fake pic, it's not going to work when you finally meet.

Nifield · 03-31-2005, 10:43 AM

ahah. fucking hilarious.

KMR Stitch · 03-31-2005, 07:36 PM

Can someone photoshop that picture into an OWNED picture

bigdog · 03-31-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

hahahaha why do people do that?

If you put up a fake pic, it's not going to work when you finally meet.

i never understand that, but some people never have any intention to meet anyone they just want to pretend to be a knockout online

Spunky · 03-31-2005, 08:01 PM

So did he bone her anyways?

sonofsam · 03-31-2005, 08:03 PM

look, its a white chingy

Alex · 03-31-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by websiex

dude that sux

03-31-2005, 08:10 PM

Stallowned!

pushpills · 03-31-2005, 08:19 PM

wigga pleeeez

03-31-2005, 02:31 AM	#1
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	So My Friend Totaly got Fucking OWNED Tonight I know you have had this happen. Here is the deal. You Search online Personals you see a girl. You chat with her Flirt with her and you ask her to send pictures. Of Course she sends you this picture. WOW omg what a total hottie. So after chatting with her you convice her to meet up with you a local bar or club perhaps even a public event. So, You bring your friends along with you and brag how a total Hottie wants to meet up with you and hang out. So, your friend brings a camera..... You can't seem to find the girl then you hear someone calling your name Hey, John is that you? From Online? and you just find out.. It's her Last edited by KMR Stitch; 03-31-2005 at 02:32 AM..

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