So did Jesus really rise from the dead? - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 03-27-2005, 08:51 PM

Or is it just a made up story for all the sheep to bahhhhhhhhhhhh about?

Discuss

Spunky · 03-27-2005, 08:52 PM

Blasphemy...repent sinner

escorpio · 03-27-2005, 08:54 PM

he rose from the dead
danced around
then went back up to Heaven
Jesus was way cool

=^..^= · 03-27-2005, 08:58 PM

He went to Kashmir

Bansheelinks · 03-27-2005, 08:59 PM

Let me put it simply.

No.

Stamen · 03-27-2005, 08:59 PM

Just seems like a pretty convenient story for Mary Magdalene to prove that she was one of the boys (prophets)

junction · 03-27-2005, 09:05 PM

Bahhhhhhhhhhh

JDog · 03-27-2005, 09:08 PM

Jesus didn't live, he didn't die, he didn't rise from the dead, and he never returned to a heaven, because there isn't one. Well atleast the way I believe. But if you think he did, kudos to you! ;)

jDoG

Joe Citizen · 03-27-2005, 09:11 PM

There is no conclusive evidence that Jesus actually existed.

bly · 03-27-2005, 09:13 PM

jesus does exist, jesus did rise from the dead. theres proof days after jesus was buried, they went back to his casket and he was gone EVERYTHING. he rose from the dead

Joe Citizen · 03-27-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly

jesus does exist, jesus did rise from the dead. theres proof days after jesus was buried, they went back to his casket and he was gone EVERYTHING. he rose from the dead

Grammar. Learn it.

emthree · 03-27-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

he rose from the dead
danced around
then went back up to Heaven
Jesus was way cool

True story.

Probably what I would do, if I could.

CDSmith · 03-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Ever see that Seinfeld episode where Kramer bastes himself with butter, then later newman is so hungry he imagines Kramer is the turkey?

The turkey-kramer looks over at him, smiles and says "hey buddy"

Jesus was like that.

Stomped · 03-27-2005, 09:24 PM

Jesus is as much real as Santa.

Furious_Female · 03-27-2005, 09:28 PM

If he rose from the dead, his body would still be there but his soul would have risen. So when they say his body was gone, where did it go?

CDSmith · 03-27-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Stomped

Jesus is as much real as Santa.

So it's settled then.

He's real.

SykkBoy · 03-27-2005, 09:31 PM

well, maybe he wasn't dead...it was probably just a minor flesh wound...

jonpotz · 03-27-2005, 09:32 PM

Jesus was a magician...Who's magic book got out of hand.

Because of this, George Bush and the republicans will rule the world.

ARE YOU BIBLE THUMPERS HAPPY NOW?

rickholio · 03-27-2005, 10:51 PM

Only an artists rendition, of course:

reynold · 03-27-2005, 11:25 PM

Jesus did rose from the dead and is now seated at the right hand of the father.

jonpotz · 03-27-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Jesus did rose from the dead and is now seated at the right hand of the father.

And if you believed that one, he'll tell ya another folks!

puravida · 03-27-2005, 11:29 PM

jesus was a hippie carpenter who's now laughing at all the ignorant sheep who believe him in.

Pornwolf · 03-27-2005, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Ever see that Seinfeld episode where Kramer bastes himself with butter, then later newman is so hungry he imagines Kramer is the turkey?

The turkey-kramer looks over at him, smiles and says "hey buddy"

Jesus was like that.

Bwahaha, you are on a roll tonight. WTF!?!?

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