one night i was jokin around with forrest wittaker and called myself a 'crazy cracka' and he asked me not to use that word... =-/ i thought about it and it made sense the reasoning behind it

My girlfriends Cuban, she drives me crazy. Any advice?

The fat people are driving up my gasoline prices too. They waste more gas for 2 reasons. 1, they don't fit into regular size cards, so more of them drive gas guzzlers they can fit in like SUVs. Second, because of the cars extra weight, they have to gas up more frequently.

Please guys, have some consideration...

ok, thanks for clearing that up. now explain why its ok for highschools to have hispanic/black only clubs where whites can be excluded and arent allowed to start their own on the basis its "racist". explain to me why a kid i went the highschool was suspended for wearing a "white pride" tshirt after the administration wouldnt stop kids from wearing "brown pride" tshirts. you seem to have all the fucking answers, maybe you can help me with these aswell.

Classic SNL Sketch Transcript!
 

Racist Word Association Interview

Interviewer.....Chevy Chase
Mr. Wilson.....Richard Pryor

Interviewer: Alright, Mr. Wilson, you've done just fine on the Rorshact.. your papers are in good order.. your file's fine.. no difficulties with your motor skills.. And I think you're probably ready for this job.

We've got one more psychological test we always do here. It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words - anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, okay? It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?
Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Tree". [ nods head, prepares the test papers ] "Dog".
Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Fast".
Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

Interviewer: "Rain".
Mr. Wilson: "Snow"...

Interviewer: "White".
Mr. Wilson: "Black".

Interviewer: "Bean".
Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".
Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

Interviewer: "Tarbaby".
Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?
Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".
Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".

Interviewer: "Colored".
Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

Interviewer: "Junglebunny".
Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

Interviewer: "Burrhead".
Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".
Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"
Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

Interviewer: "Spade!
Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

Interviewer: [ relentless ] "Nig---!"
Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?
Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?
Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..
Mr. Wilson: Okay.

Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.
Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?
Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.

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First let me link to to http://www.hookedonphonics.com it's an excellent program...now show me where I said it's not a "double standard."
Thank you for playing.

Classic SNL Skit.

did i win a prize?

White people call a black person N.igger for the purpose of invoking the shame of the history of being slaves and lower class. Are you saying there is no shame behind the meaning of the term?

50 Cracka's

LOL okay for you too. http://www.hookedonphonics.com

Is that your reply? That's weak. I'm dissapointed.

Aww man, I miss the old SNL. Things are waaay to politically correct now a days to even have a skit like that. Calling someone a junglebunny or hahahahahaha on TV will get Al Sharpoton in your ass and a group outside picketing the network even if it was in jest.

Things are too serious now a days.

No...I already gave you my reply...go back and read it..nowhere did I say there is no shame behind the meaning of the term..YOU!!! were the one who associated being called a cracker okay because we are proud of being white...as if to imply that the ONLY reason N I G G E R is wrong is because black people are ashamed of being black.

Derogatory is derogatory regardless of what race is involved...get it? Got it? Good.

Do you even know what phonics is? I assume your intention is to suggest that my ideas are incorrect, but phonics doesn't have anything to do with ideas or opinions.

If you want to be taken seriously, try using appropriate insults. :thumbsup

Hooked on phonics is a course that enables kids to increase their reading and comprehension...apparently I was correct in assuming you needed the link.

I never said "cracker" was not derogatory. I implied that it doesn't have as much of the effect that "n.igger" does because white people don't perceive it to be much of an insult. My point was that the term "cracker" just doesn't have the weight that the term "n.igger" does as an insulting term, and many white people would be completely indifferent if called a "cracker" by a black person.

I used to be called "White Devil" on a daily basis. In fact, many times each workday. Oh, how they loved me. Old ladies walking by, no hello - just "White Devil".

What can you do? Not everyone in the world is going to love you.

comprehension of language, not social ideas and opinions

It's all relevant. If a black friend called me a cracker no I would not mind...but if a total stranger called me a cracker...he would get the appropriate response.

LOL which you completely missed when not COMPREHENDING my original post..or responses to the hookedonphonics.com post...jesus fucking christ...read your sig and then take a look in the mirror.

The "Hooked on Phonics" insult was a poor choice of insults. I pointed it out. Now your ego will defend it to the death. GFY never changes.

mkay...keep telling yourself that.

Have you ever studied debate? Do you know what it means to banter back and forth with points and counter-points?

All I see you do is suggest someone is an idiot for their ideas. You did that to Bringer, his post actually did have a point, but instead of providing a counter argument, you simply took the low road and posted the hooked on phonics link.

Instead going the troll route and simply posting the "you're stupid" link, why not try to provide a counter point to educate him on why he's wrong?

Jesus Christ once again you cannot fucking read can you?
I made a few posts..go back and read them if you can the answers are there.

didn't you know, BRISK is the master debater!

he owns everyone with his counter points!

Bringer made a post, and instead of educating him on why he's wrong, you simply posted the "you're an idiot" link.

That's taking the low road.

My counter points might be completely incorrect, but at least provide a counter point.

Posting links to hooked on phonics is just weak

I thought that was some good comic relief. He saw you were blowing the whole thing out of porportion so he figured he would say something like HEY BRISK, YOU NEED HOOKED ON PHONICS YOU CRACKA.

:disgust

my point was attacking smokers is considered ok and attacking fat people offends many. both come down to choice but each have totally different reactions from onlookers.

Its only deragotory depending on how you say it. If someone calls me a cracker joking, I dont give a fuck. If someone said fuck you, you little cracker bitch. I would respond with fuck you (appropriate racial slur) because whenever someone calls you something racial in a deragatory way they are demeaning your race.
Its only a double standard in terms of the media and government and also people who feel it is ok to use deragatory remarks in regards to your race but cant take such comments in regards to their own

WRONG!
Wrong only because there are fat people out there that are fat because of health reasons. Therefore it wasnt there choice to be fat and even if someone is entirely to blame for overindulging they surely did not make the choice to "be fat", where as smokers make the decision to be smokers and could stop at any time with only throwing the ciggarettes out the window. Fat people have to go through a lot more trouble to stop being fat.

FAT IS A CONDITION, SMOKING IS A BEHAVIOR.

you are if some fat person sits on you :eatmouse

you think its that easy to stop smoking? i guess nicoderm is just a placebo. if you see a 500lb women with 4 mcdonalds hamburgers in her mouth its safe to say shes fat because she eats too much and not because she has some medical condition.

I call my African American friends cracka.

You should see the confused look on their face when they say,

"You can't call me cracka!"

All racisim is stupid I say we all just start fucking each other til there is only one color left

Look up the etymology of Cracker. both words have slavery behind them. yes there is a double standard, but I tend to side with the underdog on this one.

I prefer the term "morons" for the LCD :upsidedow