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Old 12-27-2001, 11:52 PM   #1
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fuck, i cant find my computers on/off button - by spacedog

Fucking hell!! yesterday, for the first time ever since having bought the computer in 1989, i shut down my computer, because i have heard it will save me money on my water bill. Well, this fucking piece of shit now will not turn on!! I tried to go to "start" and unshut-down the computer, but apparently, the fuckiong computer has to be turned on! fuck, who were the geniouses who made this shit? anyways, this is bullshit, its really frustrating me. i called apple to see if they would take their computer back, and the ididot i talked with goes "this is apple supplier, the food distributer. you have the wrong apple"
so i just told him to go fuck himself, cause on the computer, it sais fucking "apple"
anyways, anyone know how to fuckjing turn on this piece of shit? I fucking paid $8000 for it back when i bought it, and since apple supplier doesnt make computers anymore(i guess they distribute vegetables now), i guess it might be worth more, since its a antique.
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Old 12-27-2001, 11:53 PM   #2
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Old 12-27-2001, 11:57 PM   #3
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Old 12-28-2001, 12:07 AM   #4
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CancerFactory..
Are you on crack again?
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Old 12-28-2001, 12:25 AM   #5
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why would you say that space?
i luv u man 8)
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Old 12-28-2001, 12:27 AM   #6
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why would you say that space?
i luv u man 8)
I'm glad you find me so loveable
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Old 12-28-2001, 12:27 AM   #7
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Old 12-28-2001, 12:31 AM   #8
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God, you are a dumb fucker. It may save on the water bill but it triples your Garbage, electric, sewer, and phone bills.

Way to save money there jackass.

Apple has been out of the computer business for 5 years now. How do you get poewr to that cave you have been living in?

Throw it away and go buy yourself a colring book and crayons instead. They are more your speed. Get the big fat crayons. They taste better.
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Old 12-28-2001, 01:20 AM   #9
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1 of the funniest stuff i ever read here
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Old 12-28-2001, 06:20 AM   #11
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The funniest part is, aparently all you have to say after insulting spacedog, "I love you man", and all is cool.

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Old 12-28-2001, 07:42 AM   #12
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Originally posted by CancerFactory:
Fucking hell!! yesterday, for the first time ever since having bought the computer in 1989, i shut down my computer, because i have heard it will save me money on my water bill. Well, this fucking piece of shit now will not turn on!! I tried to go to "start" and unshut-down the computer, but apparently, the fuckiong computer has to be turned on! fuck, who were the geniouses who made this shit? anyways, this is bullshit, its really frustrating me. i called apple to see if they would take their computer back, and the ididot i talked with goes "this is apple supplier, the food distributer. you have the wrong apple"
so i just told him to go fuck himself, cause on the computer, it sais fucking "apple"
anyways, anyone know how to fuckjing turn on this piece of shit? I fucking paid $8000 for it back when i bought it, and since apple supplier doesnt make computers anymore(i guess they distribute vegetables now), i guess it might be worth more, since its a antique.
LOL
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