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What's your favorite alcoholic drink with a sexual name?
What's the drink and how do you make it?
![]() Mine: Sloppy Pussy Ingredients: 1 liter Everclear® alcohol 1 gal Gatorade® Fruit Punch energy drink 1/2 gal fruit punch Directions: Pour Everclear, red gatorade and a fruit punch over ice in a large pitcher. Stir, pour into hurricane glasses, and serve. |
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But i don't drink bitch drinks like you often...I'm more of a johnny black...tequila...shot o' 151... |
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I'm not that educated in the drink world - what are all of the names of the drinks?
I just know of Sex on the Beach now I see Sloppy Pussy Red Headed Slut what others are there?
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sex on the beachhhhhhhhhhh
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Slow Screw...just sloe gin and orange juice.
Simple yet effective. ADG Webmaster |
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I need a beer
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Blow jobs
sex on the beach
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wtf
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Screaming Orgasm or Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall
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No Refunds Issued.
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cum shot
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I'm a great bowler.
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My favorite is the Cumshot in the eye with a double fart chaser.
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double anal
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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My favorite has got to be a good 'ol fucking beer.
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Hard fuck on cold concrete.
I don't know what's in it but its green and its good.
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Slippery nipple
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I used to do stand up comedy. I'm at a night club on the west bank (of new orleans) where we'd set up a comedy night. Anyways, my friend Greg T was on stage and working the crowd and he starts talking to this girl who worked there at the bar and he asked her what she did for a living. She said "I sell blowjobs" He says "Oh really? How much?" She says "Two Dollars" He pulls a $100 bill out of his pocket and says "here....go ahead and blow the whole bar" ![]() Of course afterwards we found out it was a drink but man that was hysterical.
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The Pile Driver. A Famous homo drink
3 table spoons of metamucil 2 oz's of vodka. Duke ![]()
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Jim Beam
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The first drink order I ever took was for a slow comfortable screw up against the wall. I found out after that they did that to all the waitrons who just turned legal. Flipped me out, especially because they got the most angelic-looking housewife to give me the order.
I also know the dude that brought the sex on the beach recipe to the states. I can still remember him mixing that drink. All that bartender flourish. Good times. ![]() I like kamikaze shots better.
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Buttery Nipple, Comfortable Screw & Fuzzy Navel
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![]() Sour pussy
Sex on the beach Angels Tit Apple Slut Bloody mary ![]() Butchs Pink Panties Creamy bush ... |
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Good drinks... I'll have to try a few of them down the road here. I like seeing bartenders blush! Tonight I played it cool and went with come Chianti and a Nutty Irishman Coffe for dessert.
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