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azguy · 03-26-2005, 03:04 PM

http://www.pspvideo9.com/

PSP Video 9 is a free PSP video conversion and management application. It can convert regular PC video files (avi, mpeg, etc) into PSP video files, as well as manage/copy these PSP video files between your PC and PSP.

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Take Your Porn on the Road
By Regina Lynn

Story location: http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67007,00.html

02:00 AM Mar. 25, 2005 PT

Yesterday, Sony released its handheld PlayStation Portable, or PSP, a device for playing games, music and video. Despite months of quivering anticipation for this product, the geek community has consistently voiced one major criticism: the proprietary media-storage format.

The PSP uses Sony's Universal Media Disc for video, a format that is anything but universal. Even if you already own a movie on DVD, you have to purchase it again on UMD if you want to watch it on your PSP, or go through a torturous workaround to get part of the video from the DVD onto the device.

Sajeeth Cherian has solved that problem for us all.

Cherian has developed PSP Video 9, an elegant application that converts several digital video formats -- including MPEG-2, MPEG-4 and AVI -- to PSP format.

Configure PSP Video 9 to work with Cherian's other program, Videora, and you can automate video transfers from BitTorrent to your PC to your PSP -- overnight.

No need to buy UMDs. Just sync your PSP with your computer and off you go, porn in hand.

Because this, of course, is a wet dream for porn fans. Once you get your porn on the PSP, delete it from your hard drive, and you can enjoy your porn in private while keeping the family computer freed up for other things. Like games.

I asked Cherian whether he thought PSP Video 9 was a killer app for mobile porn, and he sounded genuinely surprised. "All it does is let you take video and put it on your PSP. If (porn is) what people are really looking for, I guess it could be," he says. "But the PSP only just came out (in North America) on Thursday. It's kind of hard to do a 'killer app' without the device being out."

But PSP Video 9 has been downloaded more than 10,000 times in the three months that the PSP has been available in Japan. And "people in Japan are creating weird little clips already encoded in the PSP format" to distribute through BitTorrent, says Cherian. "They want other people to download and watch (the videos), and they want to get comments and feedback. I think it's going to be pretty popular."

Cherian describes the marriage of PSP Video 9 and Videora as "PSPcasting." For some, it might as well be porncasting.

Geek wags have already dubbed the device "PornStation Portable" and warned each other to be cautious when in public. But while Sony seems comfortable with R-rated movies and M-rated games, I doubt it plans to release much hard-core on UMD. PSP Video 9 could quickly become a porn aficionado's best friend.

But that's not all. Like blogging and audioblogging (or podcasting), PSPcasting offers a platform for creating and distributing video, not just downloading and viewing it.

With PSPcasting, enterprising actors, models, escorts or other adult talent could market their services in a big way if the PSP becomes the iPod of portable video. (And it might, if Apple continues to be so reluctant to make the iPod the iPod of portable video).

All it would take is a regular video stream available through BitTorrent, maybe two or three minutes long, à la Danni Ashe's virtual lap dances. Performers could let their personality shine through, help viewers get to know them, flash their URL a few times. It's entertaining for the viewer, profitable for the performer when it results in future business, and it's a way to reach a new audience -- one with money to burn. Hey, they bought mobile entertainment devices, didn't they?

It's all about giving people more choices in how and when they reach for entertainment.

"The good thing about PSP Video 9," says Cherian, "is that everything is already automatic. You don't have to make the video into Sony's proprietary format. You can create a high-res video for people to view on the PC, and use Video 9 to scale it down and make it available on PSP too."

We could also put the PSP to good use in our own sex lives.

The PSP is a non-intrusive device, less threatening than a laptop if you want to bring it to bed, alone or with your partner(s). I know several folks who use porn to help transition quickly from work and parenting to sex and loving. It's a shortcut on those nights when they want to have sex but know they're too tired to expend major effort warming up.

Rather than playing the movie on a television, why not cuddle around the PSP? My inside source at gamer channel G4 says the video quality is great and believes it would be "an incredibly intimate experience" to watch erotic movies together on the device. The PSP won't be in your way like a laptop or a DVD player, and you don't have to clear off the nightstand to set it down when you're done.

It's also sturdy enough, says my G4 buddy, to survive falling to the floor when your attention turns to other things. Just be careful not to scratch the LCD screen in your passion.

Because I've been using my new phone while on the road, to reach out and touch someone, other possibilities come to mind. The PSP provides another way to keep the intimacy alive when you can't be together.

Make a home video, convert it through PSP Video 9, and load it onto the PSP that your lover is taking along. What a pleasant surprise it would be, after a long day of waiting in lines and sitting in planes, to flop down on the hotel bed and find a video greeting (or whatever, nudge nudge wink wink) from your partner.

If you're not that much of an exhibitionist, you can always upload videos you've picked out for his or her pleasure.

One caveat: Until the novelty of the PSP wears off, I'd advise letting your partner know there's a private video on the device. You wouldn't want anyone discovering it while showing off the PSP to a colleague. Or a manager. Or a 10-year-old kid who wants to trade in his Nintendo DS and use the PSP for -- gasp -- games.

sonofsam · 03-26-2005, 03:05 PM

i personally don't think that will get big...

Dalai lama · 03-26-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i personally don't think that will get big...

Why not, it's a big hit in America right now, porn sells itself. Tell me why

03-26-2005, 03:04 PM	#1
azguy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 5,167	Porn-to-go on your PSP! The next hot thing? http://www.pspvideo9.com/ PSP Video 9 is a free PSP video conversion and management application. It can convert regular PC video files (avi, mpeg, etc) into PSP video files, as well as manage/copy these PSP video files between your PC and PSP. --- Take Your Porn on the Road By Regina Lynn Story location: http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67007,00.html 02:00 AM Mar. 25, 2005 PT Yesterday, Sony released its handheld PlayStation Portable, or PSP, a device for playing games, music and video. Despite months of quivering anticipation for this product, the geek community has consistently voiced one major criticism: the proprietary media-storage format. The PSP uses Sony's Universal Media Disc for video, a format that is anything but universal. Even if you already own a movie on DVD, you have to purchase it again on UMD if you want to watch it on your PSP, or go through a torturous workaround to get part of the video from the DVD onto the device. Sajeeth Cherian has solved that problem for us all. Cherian has developed PSP Video 9, an elegant application that converts several digital video formats -- including MPEG-2, MPEG-4 and AVI -- to PSP format. Configure PSP Video 9 to work with Cherian's other program, Videora, and you can automate video transfers from BitTorrent to your PC to your PSP -- overnight. No need to buy UMDs. Just sync your PSP with your computer and off you go, porn in hand. Because this, of course, is a wet dream for porn fans. Once you get your porn on the PSP, delete it from your hard drive, and you can enjoy your porn in private while keeping the family computer freed up for other things. Like games. I asked Cherian whether he thought PSP Video 9 was a killer app for mobile porn, and he sounded genuinely surprised. "All it does is let you take video and put it on your PSP. If (porn is) what people are really looking for, I guess it could be," he says. "But the PSP only just came out (in North America) on Thursday. It's kind of hard to do a 'killer app' without the device being out." But PSP Video 9 has been downloaded more than 10,000 times in the three months that the PSP has been available in Japan. And "people in Japan are creating weird little clips already encoded in the PSP format" to distribute through BitTorrent, says Cherian. "They want other people to download and watch (the videos), and they want to get comments and feedback. I think it's going to be pretty popular." Cherian describes the marriage of PSP Video 9 and Videora as "PSPcasting." For some, it might as well be porncasting. Geek wags have already dubbed the device "PornStation Portable" and warned each other to be cautious when in public. But while Sony seems comfortable with R-rated movies and M-rated games, I doubt it plans to release much hard-core on UMD. PSP Video 9 could quickly become a porn aficionado's best friend. But that's not all. Like blogging and audioblogging (or podcasting), PSPcasting offers a platform for creating and distributing video, not just downloading and viewing it. With PSPcasting, enterprising actors, models, escorts or other adult talent could market their services in a big way if the PSP becomes the iPod of portable video. (And it might, if Apple continues to be so reluctant to make the iPod the iPod of portable video). All it would take is a regular video stream available through BitTorrent, maybe two or three minutes long, à la Danni Ashe's virtual lap dances. Performers could let their personality shine through, help viewers get to know them, flash their URL a few times. It's entertaining for the viewer, profitable for the performer when it results in future business, and it's a way to reach a new audience -- one with money to burn. Hey, they bought mobile entertainment devices, didn't they? It's all about giving people more choices in how and when they reach for entertainment. "The good thing about PSP Video 9," says Cherian, "is that everything is already automatic. You don't have to make the video into Sony's proprietary format. You can create a high-res video for people to view on the PC, and use Video 9 to scale it down and make it available on PSP too." We could also put the PSP to good use in our own sex lives. The PSP is a non-intrusive device, less threatening than a laptop if you want to bring it to bed, alone or with your partner(s). I know several folks who use porn to help transition quickly from work and parenting to sex and loving. It's a shortcut on those nights when they want to have sex but know they're too tired to expend major effort warming up. Rather than playing the movie on a television, why not cuddle around the PSP? My inside source at gamer channel G4 says the video quality is great and believes it would be "an incredibly intimate experience" to watch erotic movies together on the device. The PSP won't be in your way like a laptop or a DVD player, and you don't have to clear off the nightstand to set it down when you're done. It's also sturdy enough, says my G4 buddy, to survive falling to the floor when your attention turns to other things. Just be careful not to scratch the LCD screen in your passion. Because I've been using my new phone while on the road, to reach out and touch someone, other possibilities come to mind. The PSP provides another way to keep the intimacy alive when you can't be together. Make a home video, convert it through PSP Video 9, and load it onto the PSP that your lover is taking along. What a pleasant surprise it would be, after a long day of waiting in lines and sitting in planes, to flop down on the hotel bed and find a video greeting (or whatever, nudge nudge wink wink) from your partner. If you're not that much of an exhibitionist, you can always upload videos you've picked out for his or her pleasure. One caveat: Until the novelty of the PSP wears off, I'd advise letting your partner know there's a private video on the device. You wouldn't want anyone discovering it while showing off the PSP to a colleague. Or a manager. Or a 10-year-old kid who wants to trade in his Nintendo DS and use the PSP for -- gasp -- games.

03-26-2005, 03:05 PM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,639	i personally don't think that will get big... __________________ I like turtles.