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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Some dumb bitch calls 911 over an incorrect cheeseburger @ BK, Hillarious. (audio)
http://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/911_tape.asf
![]() ![]() ![]() What a dumb bitch, it pisses me off. Lady: You're supposed to be here to protect me! 911: What are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger? |
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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that can't be real.... is it?
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No Refunds Issued.
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someone should remove her feeding tube.
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Location: Tampa, FL
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"enforce your western bacon cheeseburger"...........
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: NYC
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I hear calls like this all the time... this sounds legit. Some self-important twat decided that she couldn't live without her fucking food, and threw a hissy fit.
The scary thing is that I'm sure this isn't the first time some SUV-driving, upper-middle-class, suburban dope wasted a police dispatcher's time with a frivilous call about fast food. I'll bet it happens more often than you'd think. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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omg, I'm totally at a loss for words. What a dumb hahahaha.
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Location: Vancouver
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Jesus christ this bitch is DUMB.
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Sounds like one spoilt bitch!!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: CHICAGO
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pretty fuckin' funny. i'd hate to be that fat bitches kid.
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I love to racism, bro!
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When I worked as a taxi dispatcher I used to have people call the cops all the time because they felt they'd been waiting too long for their cab. The 911 dispatch would call me and we'd laugh.
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UNBELIEVABLE ... stupid bitch ,... im at a loss of words
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oh man... too funny... i wish i could call 911 every time a fast food placed screwed up the order...
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only in america.
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We need a few fucking tsunamis, jesus
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Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Please send down a new plague, lord. We have some serious cleanup work to do.
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#21 |
So Fucking What
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LOL Thats Great
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#22 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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No way that is real? Nobody can be that stupid.
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Location: Wisconsin
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wow..............(thats all i gotta say) lol
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I am an Alien from space
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damn! WTF?!?! Calling 911 for that? Jesus christ Is she even fit to be a mother?
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#26 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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This can't be real... lol
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