Easter Bunny gets a beat down - GoFuckYourself.com

Cains · 03-25-2005, 05:38 PM

BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.

Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget.

"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times.

Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.

Bay County Sheriff John E. Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said.

Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack.

"I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said. His job is to get his picture taken with children and make them laugh. That can be difficult because he is not allowed to speak while in costume.

Johnson said his 12-year-old attacker seemed perfectly happy the day before the incident. "Yeah, he came up and said, 'Hi,' and was sitting on my lap and talking," Johnson said. "He seemed OK."

But when he saw Johnson the next day, the boy didn't want to talk.

"He just started hitting," Johnson said.

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He had it coming

Stamen · 03-25-2005, 07:10 PM

The kid is in Jr. High, isn't that a bit old for sitting on the easter bunny's lap?

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purelucy · 03-25-2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stamen

The kid is in Jr. High, isn't that a bit old for sitting on the easter bunny's lap?

He can sit on my lap if he wants!

Dalai lama · 03-25-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stamen

The kid is in Jr. High, isn't that a bit old for sitting on the easter bunny's lap?

He should be to old yes

Rich · 03-25-2005, 07:32 PM

He saw "Mallrats" one too many times.

Cains · 03-25-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by purelucy

He can sit on my lap if he wants!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2005, 07:57 PM

Not sure what's worse, wearing an Easter Bunny costume to make a living, or getting own3d by a 12-year old.

Dude with the bloody nose, "I'll have a double helping of public humiliation to go with my bunny outfit and bleeding nose".

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Vitasoy · 03-25-2005, 07:59 PM

Poor boy, didn't get his easter eggs.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by purelucy

He can sit on my lap if he wants!

The kid is 12 years old!!!

Hey wait, you don't teach at the local grade school when you're not making porn do you, Lucy Letourneau?

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03-25-2005, 05:38 PM	#1
Cains Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 407	Easter Bunny gets a beat down BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident. Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget. "They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times. Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away. Bay County Sheriff John E. Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said. Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack. "I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said. His job is to get his picture taken with children and make them laugh. That can be difficult because he is not allowed to speak while in costume. Johnson said his 12-year-old attacker seemed perfectly happy the day before the incident. "Yeah, he came up and said, 'Hi,' and was sitting on my lap and talking," Johnson said. "He seemed OK." But when he saw Johnson the next day, the boy didn't want to talk. "He just started hitting," Johnson said. Yahoo news link He had it coming

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