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SteveLightspeed · 03-24-2005, 07:51 PM

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

SteveLightspeed · 03-24-2005, 07:52 PM

My wife told me she wanted to feel like a woman, so I lowered her salary by 40%

mcmc · 03-24-2005, 07:53 PM

LOL

nice one

sweetums · 03-24-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

My wife told me she wanted to feel like a woman, so I lowered her salary by 40%

Steve......Steeeeeeeve....come back from "Fantasy Lightspeed Island"....come on....come on.....

Illicit · 03-24-2005, 07:55 PM

lol good one ! that reminds me I need to find a new bitch to iron my shit

TORTOISE · 03-24-2005, 07:56 PM

cool joke ......

Tala · 03-24-2005, 08:09 PM

Thanks for the giggle Steve.

RobD · 03-24-2005, 08:09 PM

good one

03-24-2005, 07:51 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Feel like a WOMAN On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-24-2005, 07:52 PM	#2
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	My wife told me she wanted to feel like a woman, so I lowered her salary by 40% __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-24-2005, 07:53 PM	#3
mcmc Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Switzerland Posts: 1,705	LOL nice one __________________ http://www.AdultDVDdb.com Conversion: 1:149 (so far this year with more than 650 000 unique hits) @ http://www.pimproll.com

03-24-2005, 07:55 PM	#5
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	lol good one ! that reminds me I need to find a new bitch to iron my shit __________________ Insert Sig Here

03-24-2005, 08:09 PM	#7
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Thanks for the giggle Steve. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

03-24-2005, 07:56 PM	#6
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03-24-2005, 08:09 PM	#8
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