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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212

    #1

    For Chio...top pirate pickup lines:

    Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

    Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

    Come on up and see me urchins.

    Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

    I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

    Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

    How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

    Ya know, darlin?, I?m 97 percent chum free.

    Well blow me down?
    Ray "The Don" Vega

    Managing Director
    Private Equity Fund

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  • psili
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 5526

    #2
    "If ya don't swab me winkey, I'll be a beatin' ya over the head with me peg leg."
    Your post count means nothing.

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    • Chio The Pirate
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 946

      #3
      YARGH!
      Good ones but a simple AHOY! me wenchie. Care to wax me carrot? Usually does the trick.

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      • RayVega
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 4212

        #4
        Or how about;

        They don?t call me Long John because my head is so big.

        You?re drinking a Salty Dog? How?d you like to try the real thing?

        Wanna shiver me timbers?

        I?ve sailed the seven seas, and you?re the sleekest schooner I?ve ever sighted.

        That?s the finest pirate booty I?ve ever laid eyes on.

        Let's get together and haul some keel.

        That?s some treasure chest you?ve got there.
        Ray "The Don" Vega

        Managing Director
        Private Equity Fund

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        • fl_prn_str
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2004
          • 5736

          #5
          ouch pain.....sides.......fuck......

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          • Chio The Pirate
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 946

            #6
            YARGH! I think you'd be makin' a good first mate. I'll stab Theo!


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            • RayVega
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 4212

              #7
              I think us mobsters an' sea dogs'd work well together, we be havin' th' same values an' goals in mind. so let`s down some grog an' join forces against these bilge rats.
              Ray "The Don" Vega

              Managing Director
              Private Equity Fund

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              • Meta Ridley
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 3433

                #8
                Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                YARGH!
                Good ones but a simple AHOY! me wenchie. Care to wax me carrot? Usually does the trick.

                kikasss
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                • Damian_Maxcash
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 12745

                  #9
                  Have ya seen Captain Pugwash, Sea Man Stains And Master Bates on ya voyages?

                  I used to watch them as a kid!

                  http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/chi...sh/pugwash.htm
                  Last edited by Damian_Maxcash; 03-23-2005, 08:49 AM.

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                  • PSGuru
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 552

                    #10
                    I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

                    You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!

                    Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?

                    Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

                    See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments!

                    WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!

                    Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.

                    Do ya mind if the parrot watches?

                    Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

                    Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

                    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?

                    Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

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