After Two Years Here, I'm Starting to Think Oregon Sucks

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  • hottoddy
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 3049

    #1

    After Two Years Here, I'm Starting to Think Oregon Sucks

    The negatives: toothless Meth users now inhabit the entire East side (which is pretty much worthless), unpunished theft crimes, downtown is filled with bums & runaway teens, the economy is really shitty, the road infrastructure and maintenance sucks for the population load, gangs infest North Portland, white trash qualifies as upper-middle class, Fridays and Olive Garden are high-end restaurants, shittiest drivers I have ever seen, Willamette River is mostly poo, tons of ugly lesbians, "sexy" girls here have hairly legs and many tattoos

    Positives: nice green trees, interesting weather, some cool upper crust areas (Lake Oswego, West Linn, restaurants in the Pearl & NW District), good access to outdoor activities

    This is just off the top of my head. Please feel free to add to the list.
    Last edited by hottoddy; 03-22-2005, 06:35 PM.
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  • AaronM
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    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #2
    I could have save you some time........I knew this years ago.


    Yet....I still live in Portland.

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    • hottoddy
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 3049

      #3
      Aaron, you know I kinda liked it at first. But after two years, I feel like I've seen most of the Portland Metro area and the novelty is wearing off. Every day I see more negatives, and less reasons to stay. I'm starting to miss Laguna Niguel, CA. I don't know if I could move back to CA though ...
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      • AaronM
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        • Oct 2001
        • 46923

        #4
        I know where I want to retire but I don't wish to move there now......Not sure where the hell to move to so I stay here and travel a lot to avoid this shithole.

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        • Love Brokers
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 1699

          #5
          Originally posted by hottoddy
          The negatives: toothless Meth users now inhabit the entire East side (which is pretty much worthless), unpunished theft crimes, downtown is filled with bums & runaway teens, the economy is really shitty, the road infrastructure and maintenance sucks for the population load, gangs infest North Portland, white trash qualifies as upper-middle class, Fridays and Olive Garden are high-end restaurants, shittiest drivers I have ever seen, Willamette River is mostly poo, tons of ugly lesbians, "sexy" girls here have hairly legs and many tattoos

          Positives: nice green trees, interesting weather, some cool upper crust areas (Lake Oswego, West Linn, restaurants in the Pearl & NW District), good access to outdoor activities

          This is just off the top of my head. Please feel free to add to the list.
          Sounds like southern California without all the fucking rain!
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          • pornstar2pac
            Omaha Hi/Lo
            • Nov 2003
            • 17380

            #6
            at least you got the trailblazers
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            • AaronM
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              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              Originally posted by pornstar2pac
              at least you got the trailblazers
              Who do you think is dealing the meth?

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              • billywatson
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 3281

                #8
                my (now ex) girl wants me to move there and be with her. it's a cool place to visit, but no thanks...and where/who do we get to shoot? Is there even a porno circuit there??? Any agents? Anything??

                I Shoot Porn.

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by billywatson
                  my (now ex) girl wants me to move there and be with her. it's a cool place to visit, but no thanks...and where/who do we get to shoot? Is there even a porno circuit there??? Any agents? Anything??

                  Nope...Nothing to shoot here.

                  Don't bother.

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                  • pornstar2pac
                    Omaha Hi/Lo
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 17380

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AaronM
                    Nope...Nothing to shoot here.

                    Don't bother.

                    I was just thinking that. isn't hard to find chicks there to shoot content for? wouldn't los angeles be better for biz?
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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                      I was just thinking that. isn't hard to find chicks there to shoot content for? wouldn't los angeles be better for biz?

                      I DESPISE shooting in LA.

                      Love shooting in Vancouver B.C. though.

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                      • Bird
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                        • Jan 2005
                        • 4365

                        #12
                        move then

                        if you don't like it move.
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                        • AaronM
                          GFY Royality ;)
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 46923

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rutantric
                          if you don't like it move.


                          Well now...There's a novel thought.

                          Gee...Why didn't we think of that sooner?

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                          • Tat2Jr
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 4882

                            #14
                            We moved outta Portland about 5 years ago. We were all set to move to Maui, but with just a month left until the move we changed our minds and headed down to San Diego. We had the cat chipped, the ship space reserved, and we were heading to the island. Thank god we decieded last minute on Southern California. I love visiting Hawaii, but I'm so glad to live on the main land. And I'm SOOOOOO happy I don't have to deal with the awful weather of Oregon anymore.
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                            • Tat2Jr
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 4882

                              #15
                              Oh, forgot the pros of Portland.... The Chicks are NASTY. Can Get them to do lots and lots of naughty things.
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                              • kmanrox
                                aka K-Man
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 29295

                                #16
                                no offense, but the thought of living there makes me want to slit my wrists.
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46923

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Hedonistic
                                  no offense, but the thought of living there makes me want to slit my wrists.

                                  Can I offer you my guest room?

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                                  • ytcracker
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 12403

                                    #18
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                                    • fl_prn_str
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                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5736

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      Who do you think is dealing the meth?

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                                      • BRISK
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 12240

                                        #20
                                        I like the Gorge
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                                        • escorpio
                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 23487

                                          #21
                                          Good weed. Lots of sleazy strip clubs.
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                                          • MBS Auto
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                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 1725

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by escorpio
                                            Good weed. Lots of sleazy strip clubs.
                                            Shoes and Boot

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                                            • Flu
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 652

                                              #23
                                              I have a friend moving there this summer. He's trying to get away from CA. But that's like moving to prison to get away from your inlaws.
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                                              • DateDoc
                                                Outside looking in.
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 14243

                                                #24
                                                I almost bought a place in Gold Beach but that is far from Portland.

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                                                • Chris
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 27880

                                                  #25
                                                  im on the coast and I agree 100% the drug problem is out of control
                                                  the weather is shitty
                                                  aint nothing to do

                                                  I wanan go south again
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                                                  • PHPdude
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                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 1164

                                                    #26
                                                    anything outdoor i guess is accessible there
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