Speaking of dying, there are move ways to go than from old age.... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 03-22-2005, 04:41 PM

Lingerie...

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price,
the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model
it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it
tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday.

JFK · 03-22-2005, 04:47 PM

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-22-2005, 04:59 PM

gecko · 03-22-2005, 05:01 PM

CDSmith · 03-22-2005, 05:48 PM

Sometimes we men just need to learn when to keep it the fuck shut.

s'truth.

CDSmith · 03-22-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Speaking of dying, there are move ways to go than from old age....

Fuck I swear I'm dyslexic sometimes.

I meant "more", not "move".

fl_prn_str · 03-22-2005, 08:27 PM

tony286 · 03-22-2005, 08:35 PM

03-22-2005, 04:41 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Speaking of dying, there are move ways to go than from old age.... Lingerie... A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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