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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In bed with Harley Girl....Not sleepin
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![]() Got this email with a pic, not sure what to make of it, but it sure did not look bad, well maybe a little till I got to the pic...hmmm
Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and knoe I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser, hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pixture of me taken at my last jobb. ![]()
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Chatsworth, CA
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fUCK! Nice tits!!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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If you won't hire her, I would.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Glendale, Ca
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lol...nice...hot!!! But due to the serious spelling problems, i dont think she would qualify, i would only hire her to just wash my balls during my break time :-)
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yes you should
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Maybe she takes great dick-tation
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give her a RAISE as soon as you hire her!
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Hire Hire Hire
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Golden oldie
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Yes , you must hire her .
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Maine
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That pictures is so old! I have her on a cd of content I bought like 5 years ago!
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She'll make a great sex slave.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Nice tits
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Nice tits!
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Daaaayyyyuuuuummmm !!!!!!!!!!
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Of course you can hire her, if you are single. She has great tits!!
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Choice is an Illusion
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Half naked secretary and you have to ask?
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
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i know this is a joke but i cant stand dumbass women
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Sweet babe with great looking tits
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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haha, if you don't, send her my way. I think I have an opening.
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Hot and dumb as a brick ... you can probably pay her in peanuts, too!
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Ik ben een aap
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Can I have her e-mail addy? I wanna cyber with her
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I like Dutch Girls
Join Date: Feb 2003
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yeah right that pic is old as hell, seen the series YEARS ago
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come on bro - your MikeHawk - get two of them and let them fight it out to see who gets the top position
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She'd be a good model, but bad secretary.... if she can't even spell the position she's applying for I would say she has no hope, lol
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HOT
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peggy cant type or write but fuck can she give a mean blowjob!!! Go for it Mike bring her to Phoenix LOL
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very sexy chick
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I'm looking for a new receptionist if you decide to pass.. Relocation expenses included.Good starting pay,401k,dental,health and life.
I might even toss in a convertible! :D
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i'd say...come in and i'll hire you to shoot some content. lol
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Too funny ;)
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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
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At least she's consistant w/ her misspells. Hire her.
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she sucks at typing, she'll do better with contents
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Wow, I'd hire her in a second
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