So it's war with my girlfreind (Embarrassing Pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Dwreck · 03-23-2005, 11:43 AM

so my girlfreind and I have been really goofy lately playing jokes on each other and stuff. Now mind you I love to have a few drinks with the boyz get all fucked up. Now that doesn't mean I can drink alot I never ONCE claimed im a big drinnker I just like a have a few pops, hang out and bullshit. So my girlfreind goes WHATEVA Dwreck your a lightwieght Im like, I Know I am. She goes if you come home all drunk im going to paint your face. Im like OK all joking.

So a few fridays ago, I head out with the guys and we start doing shots of jager, slamming beers and rocking out. It was a great night, needless to say I came home and forget to say hi to her and went straight to my bed and passed out with my jacket and shoes still on.

I found this pic as my desktop the next day. SHE PAINTED MY EYES!! GRRRRRRR

Ok you know what this means WAR so I take the joke like a man, let her have her laugh, she rubs it in all week.

So im thinking Im going to get her trashed! Next thing you know I invite her out to a club with our freinds and start feeding her tons of drinks, she goes and dances and then starts to get out of control. I knew when it's time to draw the line I slam one more shot and I hail a cab throw her in and we head home. :biggrin:

This is when I took this pic HAHAHAHA and promptly emailed it to some of her frends and family.

I just thought I would like to share that with you.

boner 2.0 · 03-23-2005, 11:45 AM

LMAO thats fucking funny

groark · 03-23-2005, 11:45 AM

Welcome in the kindergarden :p

DutchTeenCash · 03-23-2005, 11:47 AM

this is gonna get funny at home

colpanic · 03-23-2005, 11:47 AM

is she going to kill you?

axelcat · 03-23-2005, 11:48 AM

JFK · 03-23-2005, 11:48 AM

he he he good one

Dwreck · 03-23-2005, 11:49 AM

Don;t take it to seriuos. It's all in fun.

03-23-2005, 11:50 AM

she looks hot from her back side....

keep 'em coming.

Trent Edison · 03-23-2005, 11:52 AM

You owned her, congrats.

ElvisManson · 03-23-2005, 11:53 AM

Bring her with you tomorrow night...lol

she'll get good and drunk at our show.

slipkid · 03-23-2005, 11:55 AM

Jeez, it's getting ugly...what's next....

Dual crossdressing pics?

JFK · 03-23-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson

Bring her with you tomorrow night...lol

she'll get good and drunk at our show.

did somebody say , BRING a CAMERA

Phoenix · 03-23-2005, 11:57 AM

you are not fooling anyone....you had that makeup on all night

ps..your gf looks like she has a hot body!!!!!

loverboy · 03-23-2005, 11:57 AM

hahaha, tnx for sharing

alexg · 03-23-2005, 11:57 AM

hahaha too funny

brand0n · 03-23-2005, 11:59 AM

not 100% but didnt boneprone fuck her?

Bigfuck · 03-23-2005, 12:01 PM

You are in big trouble man

Kevsh · 03-23-2005, 12:01 PM

Was this the night after the movie? I didn't see you drinking at all ... then again, I did leave early ....

Anyway, nice payback. That'll teach her to mess with the D-Man

Sparks · 03-23-2005, 12:03 PM

Ahahah, that's funny

who · 03-23-2005, 12:04 PM

Let me guess, you were trying to fuck her when she was totally drunk, she attempted to suck your cock, and it made her feel like throwing up?

MickeyG · 03-23-2005, 12:07 PM

bwahhaa nice payback!

RyuLion · 03-23-2005, 12:07 PM

Post more pics please!

Sean · 03-23-2005, 12:11 PM

oh come on... there has to be more pics that that

mx8829 · 03-23-2005, 12:15 PM

Hahhah this is hella funny.

ProjectNaked · 03-23-2005, 12:23 PM

The People Demand More Pics!

Rinaldo · 03-23-2005, 12:27 PM

Derek... GOod shit brutha... ROFL I love it.

Sosa · 03-23-2005, 12:27 PM

lol funny

abstractAFFect · 03-23-2005, 12:31 PM

man she looks HOOOOTTTT from behind.

pornguy · 03-23-2005, 12:33 PM

It's good to have a relationship like that. It add's spice, and things stay interesting.

TheJimmy · 03-23-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

you are not fooling anyone....you had that makeup on all night

ps..your gf looks like she has a hot body!!!!!

and YUP!...

PS she should have done your lips too...

they're purrty

Honez · 03-23-2005, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJimmy

and YUP!...

PS she should have done your lips too...

they're purrty

jimb · 03-23-2005, 12:44 PM

Jim

DavieVegas · 03-23-2005, 12:47 PM

Thats classic d bo lol

good shit man

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-23-2005, 12:47 PM

Haha!

Niiice!

SCOOTER · 03-23-2005, 12:52 PM

Right click and save =)

LadyMischief · 03-23-2005, 12:52 PM

Hahahhaha nice one! Bet you aren't getting any for a while then!

Rochard · 03-23-2005, 12:52 PM

Right click, save as. This will come back to haunt you.

Bring her to Phoenix. We'll get her fucked, er, fucked up.

MandyBlake · 03-23-2005, 12:55 PM

i don't understand why people have to get sooo fucked up when they go out.

fl_prn_str · 03-23-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimp Dough

she looks hot from her back side....

keep 'em coming.

Pimp Dough is right......lets see the front!!!!!........

Cassie · 03-23-2005, 01:04 PM

please make sure to post what she does back to you.

camcutie · 03-23-2005, 01:06 PM

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

NichePay_Manny · 03-23-2005, 01:09 PM

That is funny stuff.Good one.

Milena Dickman · 03-23-2005, 01:10 PM

Hi Derek!

I must say you look nice with the eyes painted. Reminds me of one of my old aunts - yes, she is damn ugly! LOL

Nice to see you around... hope she doesn't kill you!

kisses!

gecko · 03-23-2005, 01:12 PM

lol haha

swedguy · 03-23-2005, 01:14 PM

I really hope you were joking about the "and promptly emailed it to some of her frends and family".

But the pics are great proof that booze is bad

Art Del Gado · 03-23-2005, 01:15 PM

thats classic

tranza · 03-23-2005, 01:15 PM

You don't have a GF anymore, do you?

sweetME · 03-23-2005, 01:17 PM

That's funny. It's nice that you guys are having a good time together like that.

Kicker · 03-23-2005, 01:19 PM

lol;))))

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Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	So it's war with my girlfreind (Embarrassing Pics) so my girlfreind and I have been really goofy lately playing jokes on each other and stuff. Now mind you I love to have a few drinks with the boyz get all fucked up. Now that doesn't mean I can drink alot I never ONCE claimed im a big drinnker I just like a have a few pops, hang out and bullshit. So my girlfreind goes WHATEVA Dwreck your a lightwieght Im like, I Know I am. She goes if you come home all drunk im going to paint your face. Im like OK all joking. So a few fridays ago, I head out with the guys and we start doing shots of jager, slamming beers and rocking out. It was a great night, needless to say I came home and forget to say hi to her and went straight to my bed and passed out with my jacket and shoes still on. I found this pic as my desktop the next day. SHE PAINTED MY EYES!! GRRRRRRR Ok you know what this means WAR so I take the joke like a man, let her have her laugh, she rubs it in all week. So im thinking Im going to get her trashed! Next thing you know I invite her out to a club with our freinds and start feeding her tons of drinks, she goes and dances and then starts to get out of control. I knew when it's time to draw the line I slam one more shot and I hail a cab throw her in and we head home. :biggrin: This is when I took this pic HAHAHAHA and promptly emailed it to some of her frends and family. I just thought I would like to share that with you. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

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Pimp Dough Guest Posts: n/a	she looks hot from her back side.... keep 'em coming.

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