Have you ever tried narrating your life for a day - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 03:48 AM

Like everything you do say it in a narrative way. For example, imagine me saying this out loud:

"As I started to type a thread on GFY asking my peers if they had ever tried narrating their life, I wondered how many people would actually read it, since a lot of people are sleeping right now. I suddenly grew tired of typing, so I decided to stop."

Anyone?

abyss_al · 03-22-2005, 03:55 AM

as i read this thread, i laughed, cuz it was funny... yes funny.... i like fnny threads... so im now im stuck on choosing which smiley to give this thread..... i think for a minute, got take a crap, give water to the chick i have tied in my basement, and return and decide on the laughing one and thumbs up one.... and i tell myself "kudos Al, kudos... the world needs more straight shooters like you" as i put on a grin, i click... submit

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

as i read this thread, i laughed, cuz it was funny... yes funny.... i like fnny threads... so im now im stuck on choosing which smiley to give this thread..... i think for a minute, got take a crap, give water to the chick i have tied in my basement, and return and decide on the laughing one and thumbs up one.... and i tell myself "kudos Al, kudos... the world needs more straight shooters like you" as i put on a grin, i click... submit

As I read this response, it makes me happy that people can appreciate things like this. I also take a look and notice that under "abyss_al" it says "Im A Banana." That makes me think of the dancing banana animated gif, which makes me laugh out loud. Family Guy is on, so I turn to the TV as I finish this response.

Moments later I decide to give a thumbs up to abyss_al.

smack · 03-22-2005, 04:03 AM

as i read this thread i was reminded of the family guy that you stole the joke from.

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by smack

as i read this thread i was reminded of the family guy that you stole the joke from.

As I read this reply, I feel the need to remind everyone that I never said I came up with this idea, I have merely tried it a couple times and did not succeed at it for a full day. I continue typing, reiterating the fact that I was watching Family Guy.

xclusive · 03-22-2005, 04:12 AM

ummm no would be too boring

abyss_al · 03-22-2005, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

As I read this response, it makes me happy that people can appreciate things like this. I also take a look and notice that under "abyss_al" it says "Im A Banana." That makes me think of the dancing banana animated gif, which makes me laugh out loud. Family Guy is on, so I turn to the TV as I finish this response.

Moments later I decide to give a thumbs up to abyss_al.

while reading this reply from you i too am laughing out loud picturing myself in a big yellow banana outfit dancing around like the gif, and decide to post a few of them dacing...

IceMaster · 03-22-2005, 04:35 AM

Maybe i will narrate my life in one of my blogs.

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

while reading this reply from you i too am laughing out loud picturing myself in a big yellow banana outfit dancing around like the gif, and decide to post a few of them dacing...

While reading this reply, it occurs to me that I haven't listened to "Banana Phone" in quite some time. As I end this response, I decide to play the song.

abyss_al · 03-22-2005, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

While reading this reply, it occurs to me that I haven't listened to "Banana Phone" in quite some time. As I end this response, I decide to play the song.

this banana song you speak of just reminded me of the greatest clip of all time which i am uploading now as i type this for you to see.... you will then understand the 'im a banana' under my nick... as i type this the upload is complete.... a quick scratch of the balls before typing the link...

www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/rejected.wmv while writing the link i realize this post would look nicer with a thumbs up once again...

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

this banana song you speak of just reminded me of the greatest clip of all time which i am uploading now as i type this for you to see.... you will then understand the 'im a banana' under my nick... as i type this the upload is complete.... a quick scratch of the balls before typing the link...

www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/rejected.wmv while writing the link i realize this post would look nicer with a thumbs up once again...

While I notice you are no longer narrating yourself, I still am. I tell myself to forgive and forget. And as I watch the clip, I laugh and beer almost goes out my nose, which kind of stings. I upload "Banana Phone" and post the link for you to download it.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/bananaphone.mp3

Enjoy.

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 04:54 AM

As I listen to the song yet again, I warn you that it is very addicting. Listen with care.

abyss_al · 03-22-2005, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn

While I notice you are no longer narrating yourself, I still am. I tell myself to forgive and forget. And as I watch the clip, I laugh and beer almost goes out my nose, which kind of stings. I upload "Banana Phone" and post the link for you to download it.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/bananaphone.mp3

Enjoy.

as i read this, i listen to the song for the 5th time, and tell myself "self!.... this is damn addicting" while continuing to type my apoligy for forgetting to narrate myself, i shall punish myself with fifty lashes when i get up... it is 4am here says abyss_al, and looks at his bed... seems like its calling me, i says, but im not finished.... one more round, as i click submit and return to the banana song... as i read my post and run a quick spell check, again i go for the smilies and choose the thumbs up again... i keep telling myself to stop hating the other smilies, but damn it all!!!!

Shoehorn! · 03-22-2005, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

as i read this, i listen to the song for the 5th time, and tell myself "self!.... this is damn addicting" while continuing to type my apoligy for forgetting to narrate myself, i shall punish myself with fifty lashes when i get up... it is 4am here says abyss_al, and looks at his bed... seems like its calling me, i says, but im not finished.... one more round, as i click submit and return to the banana song... as i read my post and run a quick spell check, again i go for the smilies and choose the thumbs up again... i keep telling myself to stop hating the other smilies, but damn it all!!!!

As I type this reply, I too feel that it is time for sleep. I tell myself about how I keep telling myself I need to stop sleeping all day so I can go to the beach, and I have designated tomorrow as that day. As I look back on this thread, I am glad that a new comrade on GFY was located.

03-22-2005, 03:48 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Have you ever tried narrating your life for a day Like everything you do say it in a narrative way. For example, imagine me saying this out loud: "As I started to type a thread on GFY asking my peers if they had ever tried narrating their life, I wondered how many people would actually read it, since a lot of people are sleeping right now. I suddenly grew tired of typing, so I decided to stop." Anyone? __________________

03-22-2005, 03:55 AM	#2
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03-22-2005, 04:03 AM	#4
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03-22-2005, 04:54 AM	#12
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	As I listen to the song yet again, I warn you that it is very addicting. Listen with care. __________________

03-22-2005, 04:35 AM	#8
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