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Worst Smell?
What is the worst smell?
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gods very own shit
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THAT SMELL - Lynard Skynard
(Allen Collins, Ronnie Van Zant) Whiskey Bottles, and brand new cars oak tree your in my way there is too much coke and too much smoke look what's goin on inside you chorus ooh that smell can't you smell that smell ooh that smell can't you smell that smell the smell of death surrounds you Angle of darkness is upon you stuck a needle in your arm (you fool you) So take another toke have a blow for ya nose one more drink fool will drown you (yeah you) chorus They call you prince charmin can't speak a word when your full of ludes say you be all right come tommorrow but tommorrow might not be here for you yeah you chorus Stick them needles in your arm I know i been there before One little problem that confronts you got a monkey on your back just one more fix, lord might do the trick one hellofa cost for you to get your kicks ( yeah you ) just one more fix lord, might do the trick one hellofa cost for you to get your kicks hell yeah chorus |
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Kliris
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Cat poop.
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rotting dead people
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YARGH! I'd say me ass after some Sea Mollusk stew. AHOY me stinkies!
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It's coming look busy
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Burnt flesh.
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the smell of fart after eating boiled eggs
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an anchovy's crunt
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one of the worst smells ever was when i was sick as fuck and i was all day on the toilet... im not gonna get into details but that smell was fucking bad, it was like my inside was rotten ![]() |
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Cyanide
its aweful, smelll it sometime |
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puke is bad
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Would you rather smell your own fart or someone elses?
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WootWootCash.com
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burnt rubber
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I like Dutch Girls
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nope nothing is as bad as this :
![]() its a durian, the biggest fruit next to jack fruit, its yummy as hell but smells like nothing you can think off. Forbidden in hotels as well btw. If you ever smelled one tell me I'm right, if you smelled one I'm sure you got sick the whole damn day.
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So Fucking Banned
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Me when I had the Flu last week and didnt bother showering for 3 days....
It wasnt nice I tell you |
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The whole city of Port Au Prince, Haiti smells like rotten fucking eggs. But you get used to it after a couple of months
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dead bodys
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dead cat
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Hello world!
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Your son or daughters milk bottle that was lost under the crib or in the toybox for a month or so.
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I need a beer
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A crack whores pussy
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The one and only!
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dirty socks. groooosss.
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Rotting meat.
Farts after an alcohol binge. Cat piss. Some women's crotches. Some women's asses. Burning oil (from those fuckers who don't change their oil until their engine's blow) ![]() |
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Sometimes after a 6 pack of cheap beer (like Budweiser) and chili or pizza I have some gas that I cant stand (but cant hold it in because thats not good for you)
Kind of like god punishing me for drinking crappy beer
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farts from a drunken white guy.
or farts from a black guy who just ate a plate of soul food.
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The pussy from any of the SoBeGirls
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I used to be a car dealer. In the garage there is stuff for rear differential Posi-Traction called friction modifier. By far the most foul smell ever. In my office in the far end of the dealership i knew the second a technician was using the shit....My stomach still churns thinking about it. If anyione has ever smelled rear differential fluid with friction modifier you know exactly what i am talking about.
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The worst smell I've ever smelled was couple of weeks ago when I opened my sink pipes. They were so clogged with 20 year old rancid fat. I've never gagged from any smell before but I gagged the whole time while I cleaned it out, the stench was horrible.
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Ever smelled your own fingers?
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a rotten banana can be brutal. open one up and hide it in someones house you dont like.. 10 days later its like someones ass exploded.
2nd.. new jersey
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Anything that is rotten
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