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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The bushes behind your house
Posts: 2,303
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I have recently been diagnosed...
I'm writing you to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed
>with a very serious condition and there's no hope I will ever get over it. >It is referred to as the "Butfirst Syndrome." You may have it also, check >the symptoms. It may be hereditary as well. This is an ailment many of us >suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed. > >However, now you may be able to discuss it with your loved ones and >try to explain what really happened to you all those times you tried so hard >to accomplish something and didn't. > >It's like when I decide to do the laundry - I start down the hall and notice >the newspaper on the table. Okay, I'm going to do the laundry - Butfirst >I'm going to read the newspaper. Then I notice the mail on the table. >Okay, I'll just put the newspaper in the recycle stack, Butfirst I'll look >through that pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid. Now >where's the checkbook? Oops! There's the empty glass from yesterday >on the coffee table. > >I'm going to look for that checkbook, Butfirst I need to put the glass >in the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the window notice my poor >flowers need a drink of water. I put the glass on the sink, and darn it, >there's the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? >I'll just put it away. Butfirst, I need to water those plants. Head for door >and Ack! Stepped on the cat. The cat needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put that >remote away and water the plants. Butfirst I need to feed the cat. > >At the end of day ... The laundry isn't done, the newspapers are still on >the floor, the glass is still not in the sink, the bills are not paid, the >checkbook >is still missing, and the cat whizzed on the remote control. AND, when I >try >to figure out how come nothing got done all day, I'm baffled, because I >KNOW I was BUSY ALL DAY! > >I realize this condition is serious ... and I should get help ... >Butfirst I think I'll just check my email... > ------------------ Baldness be Gone! |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 175
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But then I got high, then I got high, then I got high...
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,092
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LOLOLOL pretty funny Kat
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 140
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he he nice one kat I enoyed that
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: ~Coastal~
Posts: 23,088
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YaY....smoke one for me!
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