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  • Babagirls
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    • Feb 2001
    • 18812

    #1

    hey parents, what advice/heads-up can you...

    give to non-parents that wanna have kids??

    I know sleeping pretty much goes out the window lol
    What else?




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  • Doc911
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 3695

    #2
    Just shave your head now. It saves time when you start to pull all your hear out


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    • The Heron
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      • Apr 2001
      • 4496

      #3
      A belt is good for whipping

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      • CDSmith
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        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #4
        Well, one piece of advice I can give you on this subject is... never dangle your baby over the rail of a high balcony like that idiot Michael Jackson did. You'll never live it down if you do.
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        • Stewie
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          • Dec 2003
          • 3670

          #5
          Best analogy I've heard for new parents is from Gallagher... He had a boat anchor on a chain, with a diaper wrapped around it:

          Friends: "Hey, would you like to go out tonight?

          Parents: "We'd love to but we can't (tosses out anchor)... we have a baby."

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          • Babagirls
            Text Writer
            • Feb 2001
            • 18812

            #6
            Originally posted by Stewie
            Best analogy I've heard for new parents is from Gallagher... He had a boat anchor on a chain, with a diaper wrapped around it:

            Friends: "Hey, would you like to go out tonight?

            Parents: "We'd love to but we can't (tosses out anchor)... we have a baby."





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            • Ecksent
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              • Nov 2004
              • 1415

              #7
              Originally posted by Stewie
              Best analogy I've heard for new parents is from Gallagher... He had a boat anchor on a chain, with a diaper wrapped around it:

              Friends: "Hey, would you like to go out tonight?

              Parents: "We'd love to but we can't (tosses out anchor)... we have a baby."


              You think he's kidding?? LOL We have almost 2 year old twins. I can't even remember the last time we went out and got smashed, or even remotely buzzed for that matter. Neither of us want to deal with them with a hang over.
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              • The Other Steve
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2001
                • 2106

                #8
                Kids are great ... when they've grown up and left home.

                But even then they can come back to haunt you.

                We have 10 between us - do we regret having any of them? Not for a split second.

                But if you had asked us that back when they were growing up the answer might have been a lot different
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                • Peaches
                  Old broad
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 13933

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                  give to non-parents that wanna have kids??

                  I know sleeping pretty much goes out the window lol
                  What else?
                  How old are they and what is their financial situation?

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                  • Fucksakes
                    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 7567

                    #10
                    They can be extremely annoying and time consuming, but it only takes that little I love you Dad, or the hug that makes it all worth wild, does'nt sound like much but it definatly is.

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                    • Veterans Day
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 8403

                      #11
                      kids rock we got a 7 month old and still find plenty of time to go out, we have a huge family with grandparents on both sides that cant get enough time with our baby, so we are fortunate, our baby sleeps all night now 9pm to 7am daily. Its nowhere near as hard as I thought or most make it out to seem, nothing like listening to a marriage counselor thats never been married. 99% of gfy are still kids themselves. Its the greatest pleasure period.
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