So i got bored and was chatting with the yahoo bot. - GoFuckYourself.com

Alex · 03-21-2005, 07:37 PM

[email protected]: hello
YahooHelper: Hello [email protected]! I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
Where topic is one of the following -
friend add group online message profile status alerts
[email protected]: how are you
YahooHelper: Doing well. Thank you. I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
Where topic is one of the following -
friend add group online message profile status alerts
[email protected]: im good too
YahooHelper: Hi [email protected], I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me.
[email protected]: Will you be my friend
YahooHelper: Great, now we're talking! [email protected], did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue.
[email protected]: I didnt know that . Thanks
YahooHelper: Anytime. Thank you for using Yahoo! Messenger
[email protected]: I love you
YahooHelper: Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more.
[email protected]: i have no friends
YahooHelper: If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more.
[email protected]: I need friends first
YahooHelper: Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking...
[email protected]: Will you be my friend
YahooHelper: We have more help for you if you need it. Click on the 'HELP' menu item and then 'YAHOO! MESSENGER HELP' to see our full help area. To get more tips, type /help while you are talking with me and we have some basic online instructions for you.
[email protected]: YOu help me
YahooHelper: To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend)
Where topic is one of the following -
friend add group online message profile status alerts
[email protected]: I have to go
YahooHelper: Well [email protected], it was great talking to you! Have fun!

nofx · 03-21-2005, 07:38 PM

you really should kill yourself

stop making these threads

stop...
stop

Alex · 03-21-2005, 07:39 PM

hater...

Mike Okitch · 03-21-2005, 07:55 PM

Where's that picture of the bum with the "I need friends" sign when I need it!

xfalmp · 03-21-2005, 09:35 PM

Spacedog was funnier.

thefool · 03-21-2005, 09:42 PM

what ever happened to the "MAGIC 8 BALL" on yahoo... that thing was great to talk to!

03-21-2005, 07:37 PM	#1
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	So i got bored and was chatting with the yahoo bot. [email protected]: hello YahooHelper: Hello [email protected]! I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts [email protected]: how are you YahooHelper: Doing well. Thank you. I'm a bot here to help you. To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts [email protected]: im good too YahooHelper: Hi [email protected], I am an automated robot and I'm here to help you get familar with Yahoo! Messenger. Type some text in the window below and click 'SEND' to talk to me. [email protected]: Will you be my friend YahooHelper: Great, now we're talking! [email protected], did you know that Yahoo! Messenger allows you to keep track of all your friends and see when they are online? If your friend does not have messenger yet, click on the 'FRIENDS' button and select Invite a friend to get Messenger. If your friend already has a Yahoo! ID, just click the 'ADD' button and you will see a smiley face next to their name when they are online. Type below and click 'SEND' to continue. [email protected]: I didnt know that . Thanks YahooHelper: Anytime. Thank you for using Yahoo! Messenger [email protected]: I love you YahooHelper: Once your friends have Yahoo! Messenger running, there are a lot of things you can do with them. Try sending them an Instant Message. Just double-click their name to send them an Instant Message. It's faster than email and cheaper than a phone call! We're Instant Messaging each other right now! Keep talking and I'll tell you more. [email protected]: i have no friends YahooHelper: If you want to talk to several people at once, you can create your own Instant Chat Room. Just click on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and the select Start a Conference. To have an even richer experience, try talking live with your friends using Messenger. It's just like a phone call except free! All you need is a computer microphone and speakers. Try clicking on the 'MESSENGER' menu item and then select Start a Voice Chat. Keep talking and I'll tell you more. [email protected]: I need friends first YahooHelper: Waiting for your friends to sign up? Use Yahoo! Messenger to see if you have new Yahoo! Mail. Get an account at: http://mail.yahoo.com. You can also use Messenger to keep track of your favorite stocks, news and more! Click on the tabs near the bottom of the Messenger application to see what else Messenger can do for you. You know what to do to keep talking... [email protected]: Will you be my friend YahooHelper: We have more help for you if you need it. Click on the 'HELP' menu item and then 'YAHOO! MESSENGER HELP' to see our full help area. To get more tips, type /help while you are talking with me and we have some basic online instructions for you. [email protected]: YOu help me YahooHelper: To get help on a topic send a message of the form "/help topic" (e.g., /help friend) Where topic is one of the following - friend add group online message profile status alerts [email protected]: I have to go YahooHelper: Well [email protected], it was great talking to you! Have fun! __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

03-21-2005, 07:38 PM	#2
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	you really should kill yourself stop making these threads stop... stop __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

03-21-2005, 07:39 PM	#3
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	hater... __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

03-21-2005, 07:55 PM	#4
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Where's that picture of the bum with the "I need friends" sign when I need it! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-21-2005, 09:35 PM	#5
xfalmp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brazil Posts: 1,474	Spacedog was funnier. __________________ Trust the "WOW" effect.

03-21-2005, 09:42 PM	#6
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	what ever happened to the "MAGIC 8 BALL" on yahoo... that thing was great to talk to! __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!