Who's the idiot selling an adult site on Ebay... Funny sales pitch - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 03-19-2005, 02:32 PM

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an adult website, the reason im selling it is because i have too much time on my hands to be running it

That's a good reason... Once sold, you will have LESS time on your hands ...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...06052 06&rd=1

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THE SITE HAS BEEN RUNNING FOR A WHILE AND HAS AN ESTABLISHED CLIENT BASE, AND GETS ABOUT 5 NEW PEOPLE JOINING PER MONTH.
THE AMOUNT OF REVENUE YOU GAIN WILL DEPEND ON THE AMOUNT OF ADVERTISING YOU DO, BUT AS DESCRIBED BELOW THE SITE HAS BEEN MAKING NICE MONEY

Website revenue/month $
Advertising revenue 5000
Membership revenue 1000
Sales revenue 5000
Other revenue 0

Traffic details/month
Unique visitors 3500
Hits 15000
Members 0

Has 5 new joins a month

Great deal!!! 11K income a month, no expenses and only 2.5K to purchase.

Weiting the check now ... ( lol )

MetaMan · 03-19-2005, 02:33 PM

shut the fuck up!

no one cares what you have to say, you are an ugly ugly french loser.

pornguy · 03-19-2005, 02:33 PM

hey, not an idiot. The one who buys it will be the idiot indeed.
But if the seller can get someone hooked up, good for him!

directfiesta · 03-19-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

hey, not an idiot. The one who buys it will be the idiot indeed.
But if the seller can get someone hooked up, good for him!

True.... The idiot is the one that posted above you... I think he has issues that are uncurrable....

Manowar · 03-19-2005, 02:43 PM

adonthenet · 03-19-2005, 02:58 PM

funny guys!

Steen2 · 03-19-2005, 03:05 PM

Don't make fun of people =

alan-l · 03-19-2005, 04:27 PM

go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link

Project-Shadow · 03-19-2005, 04:30 PM

He's selling the entry page... that links directly to an aebn template. If anyone buys that I will feel sorry for them.

Kevsh · 03-19-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Project-Shadow

He's selling the entry page... that links directly to an aebn template. If anyone buys that I will feel sorry for them.

There's a sucker born every minute. Just keep the receipt.

jimmyf · 03-19-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by alan-l

go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link

I should put mine up for sell

Spunky · 03-19-2005, 07:44 PM

He will be lucky to get 200 bucks for it

fris · 03-19-2005, 08:15 PM

might be rezdesign the guy who said hes leaving the biz but sells tgps for 1000$ on ebay :p

DaLord · 03-19-2005, 08:59 PM

I have a bunch of smaller 30K TGPs I should put up for sale on ebay if I can get THAT much for them ;)

Shoehorn! · 03-19-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by alan-l

go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link

Corona · 03-19-2005, 11:56 PM

There are lots of sleezballs selling shitty sites on ebay.

There was a guy selling bikini sites recently that had all stolen content and admited it when I asked where he puchased the picture sets.

rowan · 03-20-2005, 01:38 AM

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...605206&frm=284

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4 of the 5 negatives are in the past month. I wouldn't be touching this even if I was an adult noob.

Explicit · 03-20-2005, 01:40 AM

Aaahhhh.... this is fucking comedy

03-19-2005, 02:33 PM	#3
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	hey, not an idiot. The one who buys it will be the idiot indeed. But if the seller can get someone hooked up, good for him! __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

03-19-2005, 03:05 PM	#7
Steen2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 7,662	Don't make fun of people = __________________ ICQ: 2262.73945

03-19-2005, 07:44 PM	#12
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	He will be lucky to get 200 bucks for it __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-19-2005, 08:15 PM	#13
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	might be rezdesign the guy who said hes leaving the biz but sells tgps for 1000$ on ebay :p __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

03-19-2005, 11:56 PM	#16
Corona Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Third mall from the sun Posts: 2,185	There are lots of sleezballs selling shitty sites on ebay. There was a guy selling bikini sites recently that had all stolen content and admited it when I asked where he puchased the picture sets. __________________ I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now

03-19-2005, 02:33 PM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	shut the fuck up! no one cares what you have to say, you are an ugly ugly french loser.

03-19-2005, 02:43 PM	#5
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528

03-19-2005, 02:58 PM	#6
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	funny guys!

03-19-2005, 04:27 PM	#8
alan-l Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: look behind you Posts: 2,477	go to the url http://www.sexforfreexxx.com/ and follow the enter link

03-19-2005, 04:30 PM	#9
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	He's selling the entry page... that links directly to an aebn template. If anyone buys that I will feel sorry for them.

03-19-2005, 08:59 PM	#14
DaLord Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,318	I have a bunch of smaller 30K TGPs I should put up for sale on ebay if I can get THAT much for them ;)

03-20-2005, 01:38 AM	#17
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...605206&frm=284 Private Feedback This member, henkelpublishing, has decided to make their feedback comments private. Feedback can still be left for this user and the ratings left are shown above in summary format. 4 of the 5 negatives are in the past month. I wouldn't be touching this even if I was an adult noob.

03-20-2005, 01:40 AM	#18
Explicit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 814	Aaahhhh.... this is fucking comedy