Resume Included in Post - Looking for Affiliate Manager Position - GoFuckYourself.com

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 05:32 PM

Hello everyone :

I am currently looking for an affiliate manager position with a company that feels they have the need to fill such a position or their current affiliate manager/managers are bogged down and you need a 2nd person added to your program. Please read my resume (link is posted below) and contact me by the e-mail in the resume if you are interested.

http://www.swingershangout.com/resume.doc

Regards,
Ryan Lanane

directfiesta · 03-19-2005, 05:37 PM

Hummm...

Have to save the attachement, scan for virus, the open ....

Should post the resume staight up, no ice .

psyko514 · 03-19-2005, 05:37 PM

You're hired. You start today.

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 05:40 PM

There is no virus I assure you but please feel free to scan it - Norton Anti-Virus should clear it up for you and make sure when you download it you aren't getting any viruses. You can always save to disk, scan, then view it.

The reason I posted a link is I felt it would be inappropriate to post a resume that was over 2 pages in length on a message board, kind of tacky actually.

Regards,
Ryan Lanane

psyko514 · 03-19-2005, 05:42 PM

Posting it as an HTML document would be convenient, not to mention fitting.

But you're hired anyways. Get to work.

directfiesta · 03-19-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

Posting it as an HTML document would be convenient, not to mention fitting.

But you're hired anyways. Get to work.

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

You're hired. You start today.

Since we didn't discuss salary I will assume you are paying me $250K a year. Let me know where you need me to start and give me access to the back end of your click through program

Alex · 03-19-2005, 06:17 PM

Thats a resume?

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 06:39 PM

I am aware it isn't the prettiest resume around, however I feel if someone is interested in bringing me aboard given my past experience they would not regret it by any means.

If noone bites I will have it rewritten professionaly by one of the resume services on-line. I don't know how to make tables, etc in a word document or bullets - Most of my past experience in such areas has been with Excel Spreadsheets to go over numbers.

03-19-2005, 06:45 PM

No offense man, but that is more of an essay than it is a resume. Best of luck to you.

Kevsh · 03-19-2005, 06:52 PM

I know you're not asking for advice .. but this GFY after all, so I'll pitch in that you should do a point-form summary of your accomplishments, like so:

Increased XXXSuperCash's monthly affiliate-based revenue from $5k to $7.5K/month

Added 3 new programs that boosted overall revenue from $22k to $28k/month

etc etc.

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 07:28 PM

Redone, http://www.swingershangout.com/resume.htm

Never have been that great with resumes but I can tell this looks much better... Feel free to post any advice if you can think of things to make it appear more visually enticing.

SureFire · 03-19-2005, 07:36 PM

Good luck.

a lot is two words!

Aric · 03-19-2005, 07:38 PM

Email it to aric at pimproll dot com

Too lazy to ready right now

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 07:42 PM

Will do Aric, thanks

Chio The Pirate · 03-19-2005, 07:48 PM

YARGH! Can ye swab a deck? Wax me pegleg? Stroke me moby bone? I might have something for you. I'll be makin' Theo eat me sword soon. SO... we'll have an openin' on the good ship Chio.

Here's me first mate Theo, he'll be dead soon:

YARGH! This be my really drawn out way of sayin' Bump for you.

AaronM · 03-19-2005, 07:49 PM

This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board.

Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking.

It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over.

Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services?

Best of luck to you.

psyko514 · 03-19-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board.

Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking.

It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over.

Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services?

Best of luck to you.

I'll be your affiliate manager

AaronM · 03-19-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514

I'll be your affiliate manager

No...You won't.

Jace · 03-19-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board.

Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking.

It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over.

Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services?

Best of luck to you.

aaron, can I be your cheese and crackers manager?

AaronM · 03-19-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

aaron, can I be your cheese and crackers manager?

That depends...What's your favorite kind of cheese?

rml1608 · 03-19-2005, 08:59 PM

Aaron, it has been revamped again, LOL

To be honest Aaron, I was at first under the impression that someone I had done business with in the last 9 years would of wanted to bring me aboard. I see now that none of these people have positions and I am most likely going to be dealing with a company I have few/no dealings with. Therefore since they know little about me they are obviously going to want more information, which I have now put into a little more detail on my resume.

03-19-2005, 05:32 PM	#1
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	Resume Included in Post - Looking for Affiliate Manager Position Hello everyone : I am currently looking for an affiliate manager position with a company that feels they have the need to fill such a position or their current affiliate manager/managers are bogged down and you need a 2nd person added to your program. Please read my resume (link is posted below) and contact me by the e-mail in the resume if you are interested. http://www.swingershangout.com/resume.doc Regards, Ryan Lanane

03-19-2005, 05:37 PM	#2
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,803	Hummm... Have to save the attachement, scan for virus, the open .... Should post the resume staight up, no ice . __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

03-19-2005, 05:37 PM	#3
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03-19-2005, 05:42 PM	#5
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	Posting it as an HTML document would be convenient, not to mention fitting. But you're hired anyways. Get to work. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

03-19-2005, 06:17 PM	#8
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Thats a resume? __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

03-19-2005, 05:40 PM	#4
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	There is no virus I assure you but please feel free to scan it - Norton Anti-Virus should clear it up for you and make sure when you download it you aren't getting any viruses. You can always save to disk, scan, then view it. The reason I posted a link is I felt it would be inappropriate to post a resume that was over 2 pages in length on a message board, kind of tacky actually. Regards, Ryan Lanane

03-19-2005, 06:39 PM	#9
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	I am aware it isn't the prettiest resume around, however I feel if someone is interested in bringing me aboard given my past experience they would not regret it by any means. If noone bites I will have it rewritten professionaly by one of the resume services on-line. I don't know how to make tables, etc in a word document or bullets - Most of my past experience in such areas has been with Excel Spreadsheets to go over numbers.

03-19-2005, 06:45 PM	#10
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	No offense man, but that is more of an essay than it is a resume. Best of luck to you.

03-19-2005, 06:52 PM	#11
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	I know you're not asking for advice .. but this GFY after all, so I'll pitch in that you should do a point-form summary of your accomplishments, like so: Increased XXXSuperCash's monthly affiliate-based revenue from $5k to $7.5K/month Added 3 new programs that boosted overall revenue from $22k to $28k/month etc etc.

03-19-2005, 07:28 PM	#12
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	Thanks guys Redone, http://www.swingershangout.com/resume.htm Never have been that great with resumes but I can tell this looks much better... Feel free to post any advice if you can think of things to make it appear more visually enticing.

03-19-2005, 07:36 PM	#13
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Good luck. a lot is two words!

03-19-2005, 07:38 PM	#14
Aric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,209	Email it to aric at pimproll dot com Too lazy to ready right now

03-19-2005, 07:42 PM	#15
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	Will do Aric, thanks

03-19-2005, 07:48 PM	#16
Chio The Pirate Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 946	YARGH! Can ye swab a deck? Wax me pegleg? Stroke me moby bone? I might have something for you. I'll be makin' Theo eat me sword soon. SO... we'll have an openin' on the good ship Chio. Here's me first mate Theo, he'll be dead soon: YARGH! This be my really drawn out way of sayin' Bump for you. __________________ Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo

03-19-2005, 07:49 PM	#17
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board. Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking. It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over. Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services? Best of luck to you. Last edited by AaronM; 03-19-2005 at 07:50 PM..

03-19-2005, 08:59 PM	#22
rml1608 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Central IL Posts: 985	Aaron, it has been revamped again, LOL To be honest Aaron, I was at first under the impression that someone I had done business with in the last 9 years would of wanted to bring me aboard. I see now that none of these people have positions and I am most likely going to be dealing with a company I have few/no dealings with. Therefore since they know little about me they are obviously going to want more information, which I have now put into a little more detail on my resume.