Webmastering is like Rap...... - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 02:44 PM

alright so everyone becomes an affiliate at first = Rapper...

then once you get enough money start your own Affiliate Program = Record Label

groark · 03-19-2005, 02:50 PM

Yeah its something like that

VIPimp · 03-19-2005, 02:52 PM

hahaha just noticed your sig... FOB4L VATSUP BUDDYYYYYY

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 02:54 PM

hahaha i remember knowing this persian guy in highschool.... biggest fob you'd ever meet.... he saw these girls from across the way and he yelled "YO REZA.... CHACK IT OUUUUTTT LAAAAZZBIANNNSSS"

hahhhahahhah

Manowar · 03-19-2005, 02:55 PM

Processor - Record Execs

eMonk · 03-19-2005, 02:55 PM

funny pic... word up...

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Processor - Record Execs

lol

Barefootsies · 03-19-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by eMonk

funny pic... word up...

pornguy · 03-19-2005, 03:07 PM

hahaha
You do have a point there.

VIPimp · 03-19-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

hahaha i remember knowing this persian guy in highschool.... biggest fob you'd ever meet.... he saw these girls from across the way and he yelled "YO REZA.... CHACK IT OUUUUTTT LAAAAZZBIANNNSSS"

hahhhahahhah

FOB4L

The Bootyologist · 03-19-2005, 03:38 PM

i guess so

aico · 03-19-2005, 03:40 PM

There isn't a silent letter "c" at the beggining of the word webmastering...

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

There isn't a silent letter "c" at the beggining of the word webmastering...

yo bro.... can you give me whatever drug you're on so i can also understand what you're talkin about ?

fireorange · 03-19-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Processor - Record Execs

looool

aico · 03-19-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

yo bro.... can you give me whatever drug you're on so i can also understand what you're talkin about ?

cRap ... bro

CybermedAndy · 03-19-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

yo bro.... can you give me whatever drug you're on so i can also understand what you're talkin about ?

Forward some to me too please

Furious_Female · 03-19-2005, 03:45 PM

Sad but true... and all the surfers are groupies.

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

cRap ... bro

oh..........

and what do you listen to? cup on the wall listening to your neighbours having sex?

just playin

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Sad but true... and all the surfers are groupies.

haha

aico · 03-19-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

oh..........

and what do you listen to? cup on the wall listening to your neighbours having sex?

just playin

no, I listen to pRick Spingfield

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 03:50 PM

i'm sorry baby, lets never fight again *hug*

aico · 03-19-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i'm sorry baby, lets never fight again *hug*

Shit, we were fighting? damn it I didn't have my game face on

ok, now I am better.

Hey did you hear how Michael Jackson almost died today because of food poisoning???

I guess he ate a bunch of 12 year old weiners...

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Shit, we were fighting? damn it I didn't have my game face on

ok, now I am better.

Hey did you hear how Michael Jackson almost died today because of food poisoning???

I guess he ate a bunch of 12 year old weiners...

hahahahaha

McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-19-2005, 03:59 PM

West Coast!!! Wus happening?!?

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Originally Posted by IceT

Yo! I met this girl the other night
Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
Said she came out lookin' for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one
I said "Why?", she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of
I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
She said, "All the above"

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room
Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick
I knew that I would be dead soon

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
Faster than I could say "No!"
It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut
I looked in her face...
She sweated and she grinned with delight
And then she broke out a whip, I said "Shit!"
This girl had crazy plans for the night

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Now whips ain't all that she had
All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad
I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me!
I'll do anything you ask!"
And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits
Man you shoulda seen that ass

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest
She started pourin' baby oil on her chest
And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme"
Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West
I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten
I knew my life would soon end

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun
Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife
Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin' his wife
Yo...

Yeah, it's something like that.

ADG Webmaster

nofx · 03-19-2005, 03:59 PM

and we all gots the bling bling too

aico · 03-19-2005, 04:00 PM

Ya, he had to leave court early on Friday cuz heard that at Walmart Little boys pants were half off.

sonofsam · 03-19-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Ya, he had to leave court early on Friday cuz heard that at Walmart Little boys pants were half off.

hahahahah okay thats the best one i've heard so far

03-19-2005, 02:44 PM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Webmastering is like Rap...... alright so everyone becomes an affiliate at first = Rapper... then once you get enough money start your own Affiliate Program = Record Label __________________ I like turtles.

03-19-2005, 02:54 PM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	hahaha i remember knowing this persian guy in highschool.... biggest fob you'd ever meet.... he saw these girls from across the way and he yelled "YO REZA.... CHACK IT OUUUUTTT LAAAAZZBIANNNSSS" hahhhahahhah __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i'm sorry baby, lets never fight again hug __________________ I like turtles.

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groark So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 1,966	Yeah its something like that

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VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	hahaha just noticed your sig... FOB4L VATSUP BUDDYYYYYY

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Processor - Record Execs

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eMonk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,310	funny pic... word up...

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The Bootyologist So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: m00dville Posts: 2,912	i guess so

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	There isn't a silent letter "c" at the beggining of the word webmastering...

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	and we all gots the bling bling too __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Ya, he had to leave court early on Friday cuz heard that at Walmart Little boys pants were half off.