The "old school" board trolls vs. the "new school" trolls...I like the old better

[BVF]

At least back in the day when a new troll showed up to the board, they would at LEAST throw up some kind of bullshit fake no traffic tgp just so they could say they're in the biz.....

NOW, you have imbeciles with NO business, NO website, NO nothing, yet they run off at the fucking mouth about how 10k is chump change and how they're getting millions of hits and thousands of sales and when you ask them what in the fuck do they do, they run and hide..

I don't think there's anything lower than the troll who is too scared to come out with what they do but talk all kinds of shit. This is 2005...NONE of y'all can hide. If the authorities want to find you, you'll be found.

Some of y'all muthafuckas in here need to quit acting like you're living the James Bond/Secret Squirrel webmastering lifestyle and quit lying, pulling unverifiable numbers out of your ass, and general hiding what you do yet calling everybody else out.

Don't y'all have any fucking pride?

[Chio The Pirate]

YARGH! I've got much booty below me deck.

[polish_aristocrat]

any names?

[BVF]

YARGH! I've got much booty below me deck.

OBVIOUS fake characters don't count as trolls

[Chio The Pirate]

YARGH! ...And there was much rejoicing.

[2HousePlague]

Ain't no way to verify everybody.

Anybody who's anybody wouldn't want to, and wouldn't HAVE to.

Cred has a way of bubbling to the surface in a vat of bullshit.

I'm not tripping about anybody knowing I'm for real.

I've never tripped about something said by somebody who didn't really EXIST.


j-

[robfantasy]

hahah BVF so funny and so true.. HAHAH JAMES BOND/SECRET SQUIRELL WEBMASTER LIFESTYLE

[Barefootsies]

At least back in the day when a new troll showed up to the board, they would at LEAST throw up some kind of bullshit fake no traffic tgp just so they could say they're in the biz.....

NOW, you have imbeciles with NO business, NO website, NO nothing, yet they run off at the fucking mouth about how 10k is chump change and how they're getting millions of hits and thousands of sales and when you ask them what in the fuck do they do, they run and hide..

I don't think there's anything lower than the troll who is too scared to come out with what they do but talk all kinds of shit. This is 2005...NONE of y'all can hide. If the authorities want to find you, you'll be found.

Some of y'all muthafuckas in here need to quit acting like you're living the James Bond/Secret Squirrel webmastering lifestyle and quit lying, pulling unverifiable numbers out of your ass, and general hiding what you do yet calling everybody else out.

Don't y'all have any fucking pride?

Agreed.

[AmeliaG]

At least back in the day when a new troll showed up to the board, they would at LEAST throw up some kind of bullshit fake no traffic tgp just so they could say they're in the biz.....

NOW, you have imbeciles with NO business, NO website, NO nothing, yet they run off at the fucking mouth about how 10k is chump change and how they're getting millions of hits and thousands of sales and when you ask them what in the fuck do they do, they run and hide..

I don't think there's anything lower than the troll who is too scared to come out with what they do but talk all kinds of shit. This is 2005...NONE of y'all can hide. If the authorities want to find you, you'll be found.

Some of y'all muthafuckas in here need to quit acting like you're living the James Bond/Secret Squirrel webmastering lifestyle and quit lying, pulling unverifiable numbers out of your ass, and general hiding what you do yet calling everybody else out.

Don't y'all have any fucking pride?

Thank you so much for posting this! Very well said and oh too true. I'm dying laughing because the SpookyCash crew always calls those guys Secret Squirrels too. Always nice to know you are not alone.

[sweetcuties]

So true, that's why you can't believe some of the shit here

[Doc911]

pL3z 2 b3 vIsiTiNg mY tGpP.

[Fake Nick]

its also the other way around , some people think cause someone is regged in 2001 or 2002 that person MUST be making $$$ , those person also sometimes act like they are in fact making mad bank , but the actual truth is some of those 2001 - 2002 registered users make like next to nothing on their sites and have no real gameplan

[Jakke PNG]

its also the other way around , some people think cause someone is regged in 2001 or 2002 that person MUST be making $$$ , those person also sometimes act like they are in fact making mad bank , but the actual truth is some of those 2001 - 2002 registered users make like next to nothing on their sites and have no real gameplan

Gameplans are way overrated. Just swing it.

[FuqALot]

its also the other way around , some people think cause someone is regged in 2001 or 2002 that person MUST be making $$$ , those person also sometimes act like they are in fact making mad bank , but the actual truth is some of those 2001 - 2002 registered users make like next to nothing on their sites and have no real gameplan

Hey!! :P

[FuqALot]

Nowadays trolls are nothing compared to the good threads from 2001 and 2002. Threads about snow, dialers, absoluteseries with stolen content and so on. hehe.

[psili]

This thread made me look at my profile and realized I started it with a hotmail account. 1. Because I couldn't use the work webmaster account as it's shared. 2. I didn't / can't have my own adult website because of non-competitive clauses. However, I still think that allowing people here based on the domain their email is from could help squash the troll population.

[pradaboy]

dude don't talk shit about Secret Squirrel... he's pimp

[Phoenix]

i make ten million dollars a day..i just hang out here to amuse myself

lol

[Doctor Dre]

And some other trolls have checks beeing lost in the mail when they front on donations

[BVF]

its also the other way around , some people think cause someone is regged in 2001 or 2002 that person MUST be making $$$ , those person also sometimes act like they are in fact making mad bank , but the actual truth is some of those 2001 - 2002 registered users make like next to nothing on their sites and have no real gameplan

anybody who ACTS like anything without being able to prove it would fall in the same category of the troll who I just described in the first place.

[$5 submissions]

I think you're confusing Haterz with Trolls. See discussion of board personas and how to turn them into cash at http://justtraffic.blogspot.com