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Old 12-21-2001, 07:03 PM   #1
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How to get to heaven during Christmas

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.

On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."
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Old 12-21-2001, 07:31 PM   #2
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Ha ha ha, that's a good one
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Old 12-22-2001, 01:16 AM   #3
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that's funny
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Old 12-22-2001, 01:39 AM   #4
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that's too cute for you amp. i feel uneasy now like all my perceptions of reality are wrong.



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Old 12-22-2001, 01:41 AM   #5
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that's too cute for you amp. i feel uneasy now like all my perceptions of reality are wrong.
Very keen perception there tit...

I'm expanding my boundaries.
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