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#1 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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Do YOU know a blind person?
I would like to use their dog as a drug mule.
Stuff drugs up a dog's ass and customs agents wouldn't think anything about their dog getting excited when sniffing the guide dog's ass. We could tell the blind person they had won a free trip to Colombia and you would get a finders fee. Any interest? |
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Why limit it to blind people. Toss in some canine companion users, afterall it is much harder to perform a strip search on a quad.
P.S. The dog could shit it out, keep that in mind. |
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Brazil
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Brilliant!
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#5 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Loveland, CO
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I played hide-and-go-seek with a narcoleptic kid once. He fell asleep behind the drapes. That's neither here nor there. I guess you could stuff drugs up a narcoleptic's ass and when he falles asleep and is being carried by his buddies, they might not search him. However, getting a narcoleptic to sleep on command might be hard.
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#6 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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