The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" - GoFuckYourself.com

ronaldo · 03-18-2005, 09:35 AM

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically".

"Easy," says his father. "First, ask Mom if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars."

The boy runs off, then comes back and says, "She says yes."

"Now go ask your sister the same question," advises the father.

Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, "She said yes."

"So, potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars," replies the father. "But, realistically, we're living with a pair of whores."

Drake · 03-18-2005, 09:55 AM

Trixxxia · 03-18-2005, 09:57 AM

Thanks Ron!! That got me to giggle out loud!

CDSmith · 03-18-2005, 10:02 AM

So funny, yet so true.

sickkittens · 03-18-2005, 10:05 AM

Funny. One that I've not actually heard.

03-18-2005, 09:35 AM	#1
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically". "Easy," says his father. "First, ask Mom if she'd sleep with the mailman for a million dollars." The boy runs off, then comes back and says, "She says yes." "Now go ask your sister the same question," advises the father. Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, "She said yes." "So, potentially, we're sitting on two million dollars," replies the father. "But, realistically, we're living with a pair of whores."

03-18-2005, 10:02 AM	#4
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03-18-2005, 10:05 AM	#5
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03-18-2005, 09:55 AM	#2
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03-18-2005, 09:57 AM	#3
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Thanks Ron!! That got me to giggle out loud!