What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? - GoFuckYourself.com

erehwon · 03-18-2005, 01:19 AM

Long, but worth it!

-=-

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too
smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter
than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

"Harry, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Harry was taking charge.

Harry: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
heat and excitement?

Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

who · 03-18-2005, 01:21 AM

firetruck

wargames · 03-18-2005, 01:23 AM

Oh my God, that was hilarious!

Platinumpimp · 03-18-2005, 01:24 AM

$5 submissions · 03-18-2005, 01:25 AM

That was pretty damn good. I liked the coconut one. Good post! Funny stuff

dasexi1 · 03-18-2005, 01:29 AM

that was a good one

spunkmaster · 03-18-2005, 01:34 AM

Good One !

European Lee · 03-18-2005, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erehwon

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Michael Jackson?

Regards,

Lee

flashfire · 03-18-2005, 02:53 AM

much better than I thought

Furious_Female · 03-18-2005, 03:20 AM

Classic lolol

reynold · 03-18-2005, 03:33 AM

This post really made my day! Thanks pal.

erehwon · 03-18-2005, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

This post really made my day! Thanks pal.

No problem, glad to have been of some service!

PKP · 03-18-2005, 03:50 AM

No it's FORK.

spooky181 · 03-18-2005, 04:04 AM

Great stuff but would have had more effect if asked correctly. "what starts with F and ends in UCK....firetruck...

Kris The Knife · 03-18-2005, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooky181

Great stuff but would have had more effect if asked correctly. "what starts with F and ends in UCK....firetruck...

true

infact ur a bigger genius than the actuall writer

Homer · 03-18-2005, 05:31 AM

nice

webcrawler · 03-18-2005, 06:40 AM

That was funny.

Paolo Pinkas · 03-18-2005, 06:48 AM

really good. didn't know that one so far.

bluff · 03-18-2005, 07:28 AM

very good

woj · 03-18-2005, 09:17 AM

heh, pretty good

The Stickman · 03-18-2005, 09:27 AM

That was great!

03-18-2005, 01:19 AM	#1
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? Long, but worth it! -=- A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? "Harry, after a moment "Legs." Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Harry: "Pockets." Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" Ms Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Harry: Bubblegum Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: Shake hands Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Harry: Yep. Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: Tent Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. Harry: Wedding Ring Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Harry: Nose Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: Arrow Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? Harry: Firetruck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself." __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

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