Here's how the morning starts off. Got to start it right, with some Bailey's of course.
Sometimes you have to just say NO to beer. So I expect you all to be doing this today! Don't dissappoint me.
Ever heard of a Guinness Shandy or some shit? It's really nasty. Guinness + Lemon/Lime soda. Make me puke. I'd rather drink really cheap tequilla instead of this terrible terrible crap.
Soooooooo I had two of them. You can't justify a sales ratio with small amounts of traffic, you can't justify how nasty this drink is by just having one. Go to your local 'Old Chicago' resturant and try it for yourself. It'll be the worst $5(each) you've ever spent (probably).
I even made a really lame drunken talk quicktime video for you all.
It's a 3gp so the latest Quicktime version is recommended to run it.
My Quicktime Video
So we've covered some breakfast, and some lunch, and here's what I like to call "healthy time" with some OJ and Vodka. Screw the glasses because I've claimed this bottle for myself.
And finally, my recreation of Counter Strike. Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the filming of this thread.
Sometimes you have to just say NO to beer. So I expect you all to be doing this today! Don't dissappoint me.
Ever heard of a Guinness Shandy or some shit? It's really nasty. Guinness + Lemon/Lime soda. Make me puke. I'd rather drink really cheap tequilla instead of this terrible terrible crap.
Soooooooo I had two of them. You can't justify a sales ratio with small amounts of traffic, you can't justify how nasty this drink is by just having one. Go to your local 'Old Chicago' resturant and try it for yourself. It'll be the worst $5(each) you've ever spent (probably).
I even made a really lame drunken talk quicktime video for you all.
It's a 3gp so the latest Quicktime version is recommended to run it.
My Quicktime Video
So we've covered some breakfast, and some lunch, and here's what I like to call "healthy time" with some OJ and Vodka. Screw the glasses because I've claimed this bottle for myself.
And finally, my recreation of Counter Strike. Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the filming of this thread.
i have nothing green to weat today! do you think the local pubs would mind if i just dip my balls in green paint? does that count?
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