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Squishy · 12-19-2001, 03:11 PM

Kids, I took a little 21-year old hottie home from the pub over the weekend, and now I got the motherfuckin' crotch-crickets! Filthy whore! So now, do I kill em, or do I feed 'em? I'm voting kill.

Squishy · 12-19-2001, 03:14 PM

Christ, I'm going to the doc in like 20 minutes. God only knows what else I got. I'm just going to give up on rubbers altogether and improve the gene pool.

Hooper · 12-19-2001, 03:14 PM

Thanks for sharing.

Kimmykim · 12-19-2001, 03:27 PM

Seriously.

pr0 · 12-19-2001, 03:37 PM

Can you drown them by sitting in the bathtub for 24 hours?

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ElvisManson · 12-19-2001, 03:39 PM

Dude..Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of Qualoda ( i think that is how it is spelled)

You'll also need to wash all of your clothes in the stuff.

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12-19-2001, 04:02 PM

If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)

I also knew a bunch of guys that all got infected one night in a limo with a local whore. They went to the doctor and got some kind of blue soap. Also had to shave their pubes off.

I wasn't one of them. I SWEAR!

ED · 12-19-2001, 04:06 PM

Quote:

If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)

HAHAHA
thats funny shit

ElvisManson · 12-19-2001, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick:
[B]If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related)

B]

and have a smoke while you are in the tub

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Squishy · 12-19-2001, 04:16 PM

I'm back, with a rant about the US medical system. I go into my doctors office and they pull my charts, and ask for my insurance. I sez, "I still don't have any. I'm getting paid on Friday. Will you just bill me?" The bitch at the desk says, "No! Once you've had an account with us go to collection, we can only take cash!" She made sure to say it so loud that the 15 people in the waiting room stared at me like a slug. I've been going to this doctor for 15 years, and the collection account I am refering to is 6 years old. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I can kill the crabs, but if she gave me something viral, the symtoms will be gone by the time I get to see a doctor, therefore, I either have to become celibate, or a public health risk. Go Capitalisim!

12-19-2001, 04:19 PM

Christ man, you better hope you don't have a dose of THE AIDS.

BradShaw · 12-19-2001, 04:23 PM

Photos please.

12-19-2001, 04:38 PM

Here's what's making you itch and is sucking your blood right now:
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Here's what you'll look like soon if you don't get treatment:
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Squishy · 12-19-2001, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw:
Photos please.

Of the removal process, or of the crabs themselves? There's a couple of cute ones, but not good enough for content.

jimmyf · 12-19-2001, 05:25 PM

Oil will kill them.
I can't spell the name of the stuff I used when I was young. It's in a little green bottle, they use it for cold sores also.

No need to go to the doctor, save your money.
What you do is take a shower, then put the stuff on, I mean all over your nuts, ass hole, on your Chest if you have
hair there.

Wait 3 hours, take another shower, and put the stuff on again, two times should do it, but I always did it 3 TIMEs to be safe.

Like I said it work for me many many times when I was young,dumb and full of cum.

The funny thing I mess around all over Europe
in the mid to late 60's and never got the Crab's, but when I got home to Texas, I must have got the dam things 7
times, think they were going around and around the bunch I was running around with.

And remember it's not a sin to catch them but it is a sin to give them to someone else.

Jim

TaDoW · 12-19-2001, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick:
If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die.

that only works if you have a cigarette while soaking .. and light it with a road flair.

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madcow · 12-19-2001, 06:42 PM

Reading this thread is making my crotch itch...Could be online STD transfer...Thanks alot Squishy...You've given my computer crabs...really appreciate it...

kmanrox · 12-19-2001, 06:48 PM

hey it could be worse, you could have fricking HERPEs or HIV!

madcow · 12-19-2001, 07:00 PM

or blue balls

Kimmykim · 12-19-2001, 08:33 PM

Well every time there's a head lice scare at school (which is frequent no matter how good the school) they send home the sheet that says use RID.

Since head lice are related to pubic lice, I'd assume that will do the trick.

boneprone???

Wilbo · 12-19-2001, 10:45 PM

I wouldn't take any chances.......shave it and dump every cleaner and solvent you can find around the house on it.

kittykat69 · 12-19-2001, 11:22 PM

Kero is best but I don't know if it's any good for you to sit in it! lol

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playa · 12-19-2001, 11:40 PM

ahh,, i remember when i first got it,,
i was in denial for like a week at first,,
kept on thinking it was just "JOCK ITCH" so for like a week i put them anti-itch powder...
i finally broke down and went to the docter after one of them crabs bugs jumped out onto the sink,,,
them fuckers grew big as my finger nails!!,,,
(i almost fainted)

Yeah they get bigger if you don't kill them right away

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playa · 12-19-2001, 11:42 PM

also a good homemade trick,,
is to sock your pubic hairs in
melted hot butter all over your crotch,,,

the butter makes them thirsty and die

don't forget to change your sheets and clothes,,and get them fog bombers for your whole house

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pornjacker · 12-19-2001, 11:57 PM

Beware of the nut crab he most intelligent creature on planet.
Once he has killed his host and disposed of body he drives your car and spends your money.
There is no known cure best you can do is get good friend to shoot you before metamorphosis occurs and you are transformed into six foot crab who looks just like you.

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12-19-2001, 03:11 PM	#1
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I got crabs! NO SHIT! EEK! Kids, I took a little 21-year old hottie home from the pub over the weekend, and now I got the motherfuckin' crotch-crickets! Filthy whore! So now, do I kill em, or do I feed 'em? I'm voting kill.

12-19-2001, 03:14 PM	#2
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Christ, I'm going to the doc in like 20 minutes. God only knows what else I got. I'm just going to give up on rubbers altogether and improve the gene pool.

12-19-2001, 03:14 PM	#3
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	Thanks for sharing.

12-19-2001, 03:27 PM	#4
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Seriously.

12-19-2001, 03:37 PM	#5
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Can you drown them by sitting in the bathtub for 24 hours? ------------------ -- Digital Pimp Family -- Want to make some real $ using a dialer? Click This Link & make the bling bling son!

12-19-2001, 03:39 PM	#6
ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	Dude..Go to the drugstore and pick up a bottle of Qualoda ( i think that is how it is spelled) You'll also need to wash all of your clothes in the stuff. Have fun...and Good Luck! ------------------ The All NEW www.PythonVideo.com Portal Page Python Dollar Machine Naughty Mail Pay by click Awesome Content

12-19-2001, 04:02 PM	#7
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	If you fill that bathtub with kerosene then sit in it they will die. I seriously know an old guy that did that. He's dead now. (not kerosene related) I also knew a bunch of guys that all got infected one night in a limo with a local whore. They went to the doctor and got some kind of blue soap. Also had to shave their pubes off. I wasn't one of them. I SWEAR!

12-19-2001, 04:16 PM	#10
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I'm back, with a rant about the US medical system. I go into my doctors office and they pull my charts, and ask for my insurance. I sez, "I still don't have any. I'm getting paid on Friday. Will you just bill me?" The bitch at the desk says, "No! Once you've had an account with us go to collection, we can only take cash!" She made sure to say it so loud that the 15 people in the waiting room stared at me like a slug. I've been going to this doctor for 15 years, and the collection account I am refering to is 6 years old. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I can kill the crabs, but if she gave me something viral, the symtoms will be gone by the time I get to see a doctor, therefore, I either have to become celibate, or a public health risk. Go Capitalisim!

12-19-2001, 04:19 PM	#11
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Christ man, you better hope you don't have a dose of THE AIDS.

12-19-2001, 04:23 PM	#12
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Photos please.

12-19-2001, 04:38 PM	#13
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Here's what's making you itch and is sucking your blood right now: http://www.afraidtoask.com/STD/photofiles/stdcrab.html Here's what you'll look like soon if you don't get treatment: http://www.afraidtoask.com/STD/photo...dcrabskin.html

12-19-2001, 05:25 PM	#15
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Oil will kill them. I can't spell the name of the stuff I used when I was young. It's in a little green bottle, they use it for cold sores also. No need to go to the doctor, save your money. What you do is take a shower, then put the stuff on, I mean all over your nuts, ass hole, on your Chest if you have hair there. Wait 3 hours, take another shower, and put the stuff on again, two times should do it, but I always did it 3 TIMEs to be safe. Like I said it work for me many many times when I was young,dumb and full of cum. The funny thing I mess around all over Europe in the mid to late 60's and never got the Crab's, but when I got home to Texas, I must have got the dam things 7 times, think they were going around and around the bunch I was running around with. And remember it's not a sin to catch them but it is a sin to give them to someone else. Jim

12-19-2001, 06:42 PM	#17
madcow Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: TX , USA Posts: 10	Reading this thread is making my crotch itch...Could be online STD transfer...Thanks alot Squishy...You've given my computer crabs...really appreciate it...

12-19-2001, 06:48 PM	#18
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,290	hey it could be worse, you could have fricking HERPEs or HIV!

12-19-2001, 07:00 PM	#19
madcow Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: TX , USA Posts: 10	or blue balls

12-19-2001, 08:33 PM	#20
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Well every time there's a head lice scare at school (which is frequent no matter how good the school) they send home the sheet that says use RID. Since head lice are related to pubic lice, I'd assume that will do the trick. boneprone???

12-19-2001, 10:45 PM	#21
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	I wouldn't take any chances.......shave it and dump every cleaner and solvent you can find around the house on it.

12-19-2001, 11:22 PM	#22
kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	Kero is best but I don't know if it's any good for you to sit in it! lol <bgsound src="http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/shit/blindcrabs.mp3" loop="infinite"> <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">Sexcontents - Total Content Solutions</a> <a href="http://www.dirtydollar.com"> </a> [This message has been edited by kittykat69 (edited 12-19-2001).]

12-19-2001, 11:40 PM	#23
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	ahh,, i remember when i first got it,, i was in denial for like a week at first,, kept on thinking it was just "JOCK ITCH" so for like a week i put them anti-itch powder... i finally broke down and went to the docter after one of them crabs bugs jumped out onto the sink,,, them fuckers grew big as my finger nails!!,,, (i almost fainted) Yeah they get bigger if you don't kill them right away ------------------ ------------ Playa icq#38147712 www.NoBSdialer.com Promote Click Cash and Get $50

12-19-2001, 11:42 PM	#24
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	also a good homemade trick,, is to sock your pubic hairs in melted hot butter all over your crotch,,, the butter makes them thirsty and die don't forget to change your sheets and clothes,,and get them fog bombers for your whole house ------------------ ------------ Playa icq#38147712 www.NoBSdialer.com Promote Click Cash and Get $50

12-19-2001, 11:57 PM	#25
pornjacker Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: UK Posts: 140	Beware of the nut crab he most intelligent creature on planet. Once he has killed his host and disposed of body he drives your car and spends your money. There is no known cure best you can do is get good friend to shoot you before metamorphosis occurs and you are transformed into six foot crab who looks just like you. ------------------ All your hits belong to me.