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woj 03-16-2005 08:36 PM

50 rants.....

Martin 03-16-2005 09:00 PM

Dude that was laaaaaaaaaaaaame..

Martin 03-16-2005 09:01 PM

:thumbsup
Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire
just have a drink


PatrickKing 03-16-2005 09:39 PM

LOL top o' the mornin to ya .
:1orglaugh

fuelcell 03-16-2005 09:43 PM

Fuck you, too. That's my birthday, prick.

xroach 03-16-2005 11:28 PM

Go gcreime cúnna ifrinn do bhall fearga.

reynold 03-17-2005 02:21 AM

http://www.kanokorn.com/images/popcorn_buckets.jpg


:1orglaugh

Big Red Machine 03-17-2005 02:45 AM

Poke me hone Happy St.Pattys Day to All GFYers

chodadog 03-17-2005 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine
Poke me hone Happy St.Pattys Day to All GFYers

Pogue mahone*

:winkwink:

RayVega 03-17-2005 10:41 AM

Hat's off to Spermshack and PhonePhucker, I was beginning to think this board was filled with a bunch of pussies.

You didn't change my mind any, but I respect you telling me to go fuck myself for saying it.

Grazie per la partita

RayVega 03-17-2005 02:42 PM

One more bump, for green beer's sake.

Wait until I attack Easter next month...you guys are really gonna hate me...lol

esnem 03-17-2005 03:23 PM

"It's St. Patty's Day. The day where everyone is a lil' irish, except of course, for the italians and the gays."

-Kent Brockman

Sean 03-17-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega
I'm gonna take heat for this...but then again...I really don't give a fuck.

I Hate St. Patrick's day!(And I refuse to say St. Paddy's day, It's stupid)

First off I hate these goddamn days where everyone is so fucking proud of the country they came from. If you love it so much, go the fuck back! you know why you are here? Because you ancestors fled or escaped some really sucky place to come to America, that's why! If you live in the USA, It's because it fucking sucked wherever you came from.

Second, everyone is so proud to be Irish. If I were Irish, I'd be so embarrassed I'd dye my ugly fucking red hair and pretend to be something else. Ireland can't fight to save it's life, is "occupied" by England to this very day, Is rampant with terrorism, And if that's not enough, the national holiday revolves around Saint Patrick, a pagan slave which spent most of his life locked up, "found god" like most criminals, and the rest of it spreading the brainwashing disease of Christianity. Gee Thanks!

Not to mention that the Irish are know for being drunks...now maybe I'm getting old, but Is substance abuse something to be proud of? That's a reason to put on a stupid fucking green hat and run around with a shamrock like some drunk fucking retard?

And I'll tell you another thing. Anytime I see the asshole (and there's always one of them) that thinks it's cute to put the "Kiss me I'm Irish" button on his crotch area, I kick him straight in the nuts.

As you can tell I'm not really the "social" type, so don't take offense if you are Irish. believe me, A ton of people want to say what I just said, but don't have the balls. And as a final note "It's Saint Patrick's day" is not an excuse to get drunk and drive a car...take a cab.

That's all I have to say for now. Feel free to comment.


you are really not that smart are you? maybe your a little touched? i dont want to make comments about you if you are special.

jawanda 03-17-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega
And as a final note "It's Saint Patrick's day" is not an excuse to get drunk and drive a car...take a cab.

There's no excuse for drunk driving, BUT, it is indeed an excuse to get your buddies together and drink some brew in the sun. If you can't enjoy that, then you're either a recovering alcoholic (my sympathies) or like you said, you're really just not a social person and therefore why bother commenting on a holiday which has no bearing on you whatsoever?

-P

Sean 03-17-2005 03:37 PM

i think that everything i was going to type was just too
over the top. i have been in a bad mood all day. this is
a catholic holiday. and from the bottom of my heart,
let me say that Ireland would have been a better place
without the english roman slave Patrick. this is not an
irish holiday, this is a religious figure?s day

jawanda 03-17-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp
i think that everything i was going to type was just too
over the top. i have been in a bad mood all day. this is
a catholic holiday. and from the bottom of my heart,
let me say that Ireland would have been a better place
without the english roman slave Patrick. this is not an
irish holiday, this is a religious figure?s day

Again, WRONG, it is an excuse to drink beer with your friends.

Sheesh, where you guys getting your history lessons?

-P

Sean 03-17-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawanda
Again, WRONG, it is an excuse to drink beer with your friends.

Sheesh, where you guys getting your history lessons?

-P


no, no it is not

PatrickKing 03-17-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp
i think that everything i was going to type was just too
over the top. i have been in a bad mood all day. this is
a catholic holiday. and from the bottom of my heart,
let me say that Ireland would have been a better place
without the english roman slave Patrick. this is not an
irish holiday, this is a religious figure?s day

Catholicism could have been Patricks Revenge for being enslaved in Ireland.

:pimp

Sean 03-17-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatrickKing
Catholicism could have been Patricks Revenge for being enslaved in Ireland.

:pimp


if it was, he did a damn good job.

jawanda 03-17-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp
no, no it is not

just fuckin' around :winkwink:

shermo 03-17-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatrickKing
Catholicism could have been Patricks Revenge for being enslaved in Ireland.

:pimp

Catholicism and drinking go hand in hand. Guinness is to be thanked for funding a large portion of the old churches that would have been lost in Ireland for financial reasons...Along with many homes for the country's less fortunate.

Again... Catholic holiday that was brought to you by Guiness...

And Vega.. I'm not Spermshack. :disgust

Xenophage 03-17-2006 02:03 PM

Where is the Irish Pimp

volante 03-17-2006 02:26 PM

Alcohol consumption stats:

#1 Luxembourg - 15.5 litres per capita
#2 France - 14.8 litres per capita
#3 Ireland - 13.5 litres per capita
#4 Hungary - 13.4 litres per capita
#5 Czech Republic - 12.1 litres per capita
#6 Spain - 11.7 litres per capita
#7 Denmark - 11.5 litres per capita
#8 Portugal - 11.4 litres per capita
#9 United Kingdom - 11.2 litres per capita
#10 Austria - 11.1 litres per capita
#11 Switzerland - 10.8 litres per capita
#12 Belgium - 10.7 litres per capita
#13 Germany - 10.2 litres per capita
#14 Australia - 9.8 litres per capita
#15 Netherlands - 9.7 litres per capita
#16 Korea, South - 9.3 litres per capita
#17 Finland - 9.3 litres per capita
#18 Greece - 9.2 litres per capita
#19 New Zealand - 8.9 litres per capita
#20 United States - 8.3 litres per capita

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/foo_alc_con

NY_TIM 03-17-2006 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
Where is the Irish Pimp


Great bump!!!

SilentKnight 03-17-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega
I'm gonna take heat for this...but then again...I really don't give a fuck.

I Hate St. Patrick's day!(And I refuse to say St. Paddy's day, It's stupid)

(snip remaining drivel)

You're nothing more than an insignificant and ignorant asswipe.

An Irishman don't need you around anyhow.

Big E 03-17-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante
Alcohol consumption stats:

#1 Luxembourg - 15.5 litres per capita
#2 France - 14.8 litres per capita
#3 Ireland - 13.5 litres per capita
#4 Hungary - 13.4 litres per capita
#5 Czech Republic - 12.1 litres per capita
#6 Spain - 11.7 litres per capita
#7 Denmark - 11.5 litres per capita
#8 Portugal - 11.4 litres per capita
#9 United Kingdom - 11.2 litres per capita
#10 Austria - 11.1 litres per capita
#11 Switzerland - 10.8 litres per capita
#12 Belgium - 10.7 litres per capita
#13 Germany - 10.2 litres per capita
#14 Australia - 9.8 litres per capita
#15 Netherlands - 9.7 litres per capita
#16 Korea, South - 9.3 litres per capita
#17 Finland - 9.3 litres per capita
#18 Greece - 9.2 litres per capita
#19 New Zealand - 8.9 litres per capita
#20 United States - 8.3 litres per capita

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/foo_alc_con

US = fucking wimps. =)

Greetings from Austria.. I drank about 11.1 litres each night for the last two days.. just trying to do my part! :thumbsup

Chichio 03-17-2006 03:43 PM

Without holidays we'd all wanna kill ourselves. Fuck it, drink some beer!

FrankWhite 03-18-2006 09:55 AM

I?ve always knew that Ray was not the coldest beer in the fridge.

GTS Mark 03-18-2006 10:08 AM

Go fuck yourself Irish Hater!

The reason god invented Whiskey was so that the Irish would'nt control the world. LOL!

DH

P.S. One more thing... Pog Mahone!

Donny 03-18-2006 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST
One more thing... Pog Mahone!

Is that some drunken way to say "Poke Malone"? Do the Irish turn gay when drunk?

Cry Me A Fuckin River 03-18-2006 10:54 AM

Look a year later and Mob Bucks still sucks.

Cheers my Irish brothers!

Scott McD 03-18-2006 10:59 AM

I had a good St Paddy's day.

Everyone got drunk as usual, and it was a great atmosphere all night...

:pimp


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