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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Content shooters: Whats the most original excuse a model has made...
For not making it to the shoot (IE, Flaking)?
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all the cs.....must be shooting.................
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I only said 'yes' to stop you from harassing me at the grocery checkout counter Mr. SoBe
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Location: Las Vegas
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I have heard " I cut my pussy shaving and had to get stitches" but thats just over hearing another producer
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So many excuses its pathetic. How about, I was waiting for my clothes to dry.
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I need a beer
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Her monthly friend came to visit
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"Can't leave the trailer, noone else is here who can breatfeed the kids"
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I flipped my truck on the fwy and cant make it to the shoot...
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We had a guy say he watched a barbara steisand lookalike home porn vid, and hadn't been able to get a woody since. |
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"i have this new boyfriend"
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
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"my hair is 'orange' now, the damn hair stylist burnt my head and i'm too embarassed to come down"
I had one say she couldn't make it cuz her mom didn't have time to tag along.. aparently her mom goes to all the shoots with her.. wtf???
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i'm on my period.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Brooklyn
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Tied up at an out of state whore house.
Hour later called again crying for me to come get her. The job not always fun!~LOL
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#16 |
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I don't have any good excuses on why they didn't show up. Pretty much the same as what's here. But....
I did have a model tell me that she couldn't have any kids, and wanted to know if I would buy her a pet monkey so she could take care if it and be its mother! ![]()
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Out of the maybe 10 that I have shot. ( I AM NOT A CONTENT PROVIDER ) i have been luck to have all but one show. We found out later that she was hung over and left in the keys by her friends. We found out, because she called us to come and get her.
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