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Mr. Igor · 03-13-2005, 05:40 PM

so annoying but i love the names, VERY creative i must say... Zokolu Zabuanga the first son of Kuanzo Zabuanga LOL drop dead...

Dear Partner,

You may be suprised to received this letter from me since you do not know me personally.

I am Zokolu Zabuanga the first son of Kuanzo Zabuanga ,the most popular farmer in zimbabwe who was
murdered in the land dispute in my country.I got your contact through network online hence deceided to
write you.Before the death of my father he had taken me to johannesburg to deposite the sum of
12.000000.00 dollars (twelve million dollars)in one of the private security company in South Africa, as he
foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gemstones to avoid
much dumorrage from the security company, this amount was meant for the purchase of new machines
and chemicals for farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland.

This land problem came when Zimbabwean president.Mr Robert Mugabe introduced a new land act
reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some black farmers,and this resulted to the killing and
mob action by Zimbabweean war veterans and some lunatics in the society.Infact a lot of people were
killed because of this land reform act for which my father was one of the victims and may his soul rest in
perfect peace.

It is against this background that i and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently
staying in the Nederlands where i am seeking for asylum and moreso have deceided to trasfer my father's
money to a more reliable foreign account since the law of the Nederlands prohibits a refugee(asylum
seeker) to open a bank account or to involve in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of
the Nederlands,as the eldelst son of my father,I am saddled with the responsibilt of seeking a genuine
foreign account where this money could be transferd without the knowledge of my goverment who are
bent on taking everything we have got.

The south African government seems to be playing along with them,i am faced with the dilemma of
moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going through the same experience in
future,both countries have similar political history and as a business man i am seeking for a partner who i
have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands,i must let you know that this transcation is risk
free,if you accept to assit me and my family,all i want you to do for me is to make arrangements with
security company to clear the consignment (funds)from their afilate office here in the Nederlands as i
have already giving dirctives for the consignments to be brought to the Nederlands from South Africa but
before then all modalities will be put in place like the change of ownership to the consignmen(funds)and
more importantly this money i intend to use for investments.

I have two options for you,firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for
nominating your account for this transaction ,or you can go into partnership with me for a proper profitable
investment of the money in your country,which ever the option you want please feel free to notify me,i
have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kind of expences incurred in this process of this
transaction.

If you do not prefer a partnership i am willing to give you 15% of the total sum while the remaning 80% will
be for me and my family also for the investment in your country.Contact me with the above email address
while i implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction till we put claims to the
consignment (funds).

NOTE:PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:[email protected]

Thanking you,and GOD bless you.
Your's Truely ,
Zokolu Zabuanga.

MrIzzz · 03-13-2005, 05:41 PM

you didnt like my email?

nico-t · 03-13-2005, 05:45 PM

i wonder if anyone ever replies to them and what happens when u say u wanna do it

Mr. Igor · 03-13-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

i wonder if anyone ever replies to them and what happens when u say u wanna do it

good question, but you know the best part is some surfer from GFY will get interested 100%

I am guessing it would start with I need your credit card, account number and pin lol

nico-t · 03-13-2005, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoodlumm

good question, but you know the best part is some surfer from GFY will get interested 100%

I am guessing it would start with I need your credit card, account number and pin lol

yeah i bet they definately try to get all that info outta u when u respond.... and it seems that there are suckers who fall for it otherwise these emails wouldnt have the long life they got

Wolfy · 03-13-2005, 06:34 PM

Actually - I repled to that same email about 6 months back. I talked to some guy in Zimbabwe on the phone... I sent emails back and forth with them for a while, when they wanted me to fax my SSN and some other stuff I stopped playing. :P It was kind of funny for a bit, he sounded really genuine on the phone too! Poor guy, I can't believe he still hasn't found someone to take care of that poor ladies kids... they tell you about them in the folow up email if you respond. :P

03-13-2005, 05:40 PM	#1
Mr. Igor Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 276	spam is one thing, but spamming scams.... so annoying but i love the names, VERY creative i must say... Zokolu Zabuanga the first son of Kuanzo Zabuanga LOL drop dead... Dear Partner, You may be suprised to received this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am Zokolu Zabuanga the first son of Kuanzo Zabuanga ,the most popular farmer in zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country.I got your contact through network online hence deceided to write you.Before the death of my father he had taken me to johannesburg to deposite the sum of 12.000000.00 dollars (twelve million dollars)in one of the private security company in South Africa, as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gemstones to avoid much dumorrage from the security company, this amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean president.Mr Robert Mugabe introduced a new land act reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some black farmers,and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabweean war veterans and some lunatics in the society.Infact a lot of people were killed because of this land reform act for which my father was one of the victims and may his soul rest in perfect peace. It is against this background that i and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently staying in the Nederlands where i am seeking for asylum and moreso have deceided to trasfer my father's money to a more reliable foreign account since the law of the Nederlands prohibits a refugee(asylum seeker) to open a bank account or to involve in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of the Nederlands,as the eldelst son of my father,I am saddled with the responsibilt of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferd without the knowledge of my goverment who are bent on taking everything we have got. The south African government seems to be playing along with them,i am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going through the same experience in future,both countries have similar political history and as a business man i am seeking for a partner who i have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands,i must let you know that this transcation is risk free,if you accept to assit me and my family,all i want you to do for me is to make arrangements with security company to clear the consignment (funds)from their afilate office here in the Nederlands as i have already giving dirctives for the consignments to be brought to the Nederlands from South Africa but before then all modalities will be put in place like the change of ownership to the consignmen(funds)and more importantly this money i intend to use for investments. I have two options for you,firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction ,or you can go into partnership with me for a proper profitable investment of the money in your country,which ever the option you want please feel free to notify me,i have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kind of expences incurred in this process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership i am willing to give you 15% of the total sum while the remaning 80% will be for me and my family also for the investment in your country.Contact me with the above email address while i implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction till we put claims to the consignment (funds). NOTE:PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:[email protected] Thanking you,and GOD bless you. Your's Truely , Zokolu Zabuanga. __________________ Fully Managed Hosting igor AT serverprovider.com ICQ: 308440791 1-888-312-4113 EXT 112. Last edited by Hoodlumm; 03-13-2005 at 05:41 PM..

03-13-2005, 05:41 PM	#2
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	you didnt like my email? __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

03-13-2005, 05:45 PM	#3
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	i wonder if anyone ever replies to them and what happens when u say u wanna do it

03-13-2005, 06:34 PM	#6
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	Actually - I repled to that same email about 6 months back. I talked to some guy in Zimbabwe on the phone... I sent emails back and forth with them for a while, when they wanted me to fax my SSN and some other stuff I stopped playing. :P It was kind of funny for a bit, he sounded really genuine on the phone too! Poor guy, I can't believe he still hasn't found someone to take care of that poor ladies kids... they tell you about them in the folow up email if you respond. :P