isnt that pr0 dancing on the right there???

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Ok here is MY best attempt at this:

1)"If I want it in my ass I will invite you in my ass....GOT THAT!"

2)"Are there any REAL men out THERE? Because they sure as hell ain't in HERE!"

Ok so I ain't so good at this one. LOL I tried!!



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OK to set the story straight...

...So we get invited to this "industry" party, and right away everyone starts making fun of us because no one believes in our shared "vision" of pinknutz.com. The only place where you can find HETEROSEXUAL male upskirt, 1000's of HETEROSEXUAL "Deez Nutz" jokes, HETEROSEXUAL MtoM teabagging, HETEROSEXUAL testes flashing, HETEROSEXUAL etc... Then we start getting hassled because we use AOL to host all of our content. Then our close friend (our third Beatle) KingHardcore gets fucking thrown out of a moving vehicle for trying to smoke! And all night people are like "c'mon Pinknutz show us what you got show us what you got" and everytime I tried to expose my hefty sack they would just turn their heads and laugh. My partner Tan&Salty (pictured left) was really distraught over the whole situation, and was seriously disputing the future of our site. Just before that photo was taken I was trying to convince Tan&Salty that rather than quit the whole thing we should hire some models instead of just shooting eachother, that way everyone would quit thinking we were gay. Then it happened... "c'mon Pinknutz show us what you got" we both just snapped. I instinctively reached for my sack, and Tan&Salty had to toss out a five knuckle salad. Our verbal response - (your caption) "WE WILL NOT SHOW YOU OUR NUTZ, WE ARE GETTING MODELS SO FUCK OFF!"

[This message has been edited by PinkNutz (edited 12-11-2001).]

"Be afraid, be Very afraid!"

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Can I enter my own contest?

"HA! I told you I could open this beer with his ass!"

hehe too bad you cant win your own contest...

I already have the prize dumbass. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

You gonna come party in LA or what? I need more fucked up pics of you. B.T.W. The set of pics being offered as a prize is just a bunch of shots taken at the party. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Okay here's mine:
Hey Shithead don't interrupt Bone when he's doing his Lee Harvey Oswald impression.

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eros http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif



[This message has been edited by eroswebmaster (edited 12-12-2001).]

I vote for DrewKole

Very clever Eros. Even if you do not win, you still will get an honorable mention.

smell my knuckle or my sidekick is gonna beat you to a pulp.

here is my go at it...


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You touched my Beer! My friends gonna shit on your Face!

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. . . I had a real good fist fuck going, then I felt his sphincter tighten up, and before I could get my hand out, it sheared all of my fingers off!

It's not the drugs that drives you crazy it's LOOKING for drugs that drives you crazy!

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funny shit http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

I called pinknutz last night to tell him he was on the board I see he replied


He kept trying to tell me about the salty dog



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Yeah I'll be there, its an hour drive for me just need Lightspeed to fill in the blanks. Great job of documenting the decline of my sobriety that night...

1. Taking a big fat B/L while Tan&Salty relaxes in LS's massage chair.

2. The two crew Metal Mania inside the Hard Rock. (Tanker says that place is closed now?)

3. Great pic at 3:00 AM of me giving KingHardcore the brown eye wake up call. (shoulda locked that car door dude)

hehe see you in LA...

I pierced my 3rd nipple.

http://www.ampcontent.com/phoenix/Caption3.jpg

LMAO This is some FUNNY shit!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Aaron

funny think is he really has sideburns like that usually...




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You shitta brick, or I puncha you face.

I do not give a shit about the DVD player but I am gonna bump this thread because I want more entries.

hi sexy....! oh yeah, it's me...

Hello Christine... Glad to see you finally make it to the board. Now...

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

"I got your nose!!!" But you'll never get it back....I shoved it up his ass....

Dude, pornJester's got it...that is some good shit.

I dont think that can be topped.

Let's go people. Only 2 days left... any more entries?

Going once......

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" I will know shove my WHOLE hand into this mans Belly Button"

Taken alone none of these are THAT funny but as a group they're funny as fuck.

Although the EXTREME amount of work that went into a certain person's responce deserves props.

And I have a second entry:

All I do is I grab his NEEPLE and I TWIST like THIS.

[This message has been edited by jimmy3way (edited 12-16-2001).]

Going twice......

Now, where could I have lost my Superbowl ring?

Going 3 times... We are down to the final hours of the contest. We gotta wrap this up so I can post the new pics of Pinknutz in LA.

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1.) "Only YOU can prevent forest fires"

2.) YOU use AOL!?!?

3.) Did I leave the iron on?

meanwhile, at the epileptic gay bar.............

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[This message has been edited by PinkNutz (edited 12-17-2001).]

I SAID!!!!
LESS FILLING FOOL!!!!!