"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!"

**mardigras** · 03-13-2005, 10:50 AM

Bouncy bones

**Nydahl** · 03-13-2005, 10:51 AM

I am sure you are fat man

- sorry man - face the truth

**iggysick** · 03-13-2005, 10:51 AM

fat people rulez!

**DarkJedi** · 03-13-2005, 10:53 AM

wnated to buy this t-shirt the other day: "fat girls suck"

haha

**spideriux** · 03-13-2005, 01:16 PM

where are pics ?

**adonthenet** · 03-13-2005, 01:18 PM

LOL yeah heared it 2839787 times / day

**sumphatpimp** · 03-13-2005, 01:18 PM

I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones"

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-13-2005, 01:28 PM

i'm fat but I have been responsible for some big boners

**Illicit** · 03-13-2005, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones"

you lost alot of bonage there !

**Manowar** · 03-13-2005, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones"

Good work man

**Nydahl** · 03-13-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Manowar

Good work man

how much is that in Kg
I must find some user-friendly info on this

**Manowar** · 03-13-2005, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Nydahl

how much is that in Kg
I must find some user-friendly info on this

430 pounds = 195.044719 kilograms

385 pounds = 174.633062 kilograms

**B40** · 03-13-2005, 01:39 PM

I'm in shape...

...round is a shape

**Dagwolf** · 03-13-2005, 01:39 PM

I'm fat, but I've never been boned.

**chodadog** · 03-13-2005, 01:43 PM

I really can use that excuse. Before i had surgery on my wrist, i obviously had to get some x-rays done. When i showed 'em to my doctor, he literally said "Woah, your bones are huge"

I felt a little uncomfortable until he was sure he was talking about my wrist.

**Pornwolf** · 03-13-2005, 01:47 PM

I've heard that several times. Usually from girls who are talking about their freinds. Ya never get the truth.

**mardigras** · 03-13-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

i'm fat but I have been responsible for some big boners

Go Sarah
Go Sarah
Go Sarah

**Peaches** · 03-13-2005, 02:39 PM

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it

**Illicit** · 03-13-2005, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by B40

I'm in shape...

round is a shape

Good One ! Might have to use that someday

**WarChild** · 03-13-2005, 02:44 PM

One sentence, two lies. You are fat, you aren't big boned. Why not go with lying at the begining and coming back down to earth at the end? Something like "I'm not fat I just love cookies and cheeseburgers.".

How come you NEVER hear any archeologists saying they've just found some giant bones?
"We were baffled to find bones of man who must have been some 400 pounds. The femur on this man is huge!"

"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!"

"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!"

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