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bllott · 03-12-2005, 01:12 PM

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed.

sean416 · 03-12-2005, 01:17 PM

lol thats pretty funny

FunForOne · 03-12-2005, 01:18 PM

that is great

adonthenet · 03-12-2005, 01:20 PM

good one!

Manowar · 03-12-2005, 01:20 PM

Wiggles · 03-12-2005, 01:34 PM

lol that is a good one, not what i expected.

spideriux · 03-12-2005, 02:00 PM

ha ha funny one :D

Downtime · 03-12-2005, 02:02 PM

Very nice!

Spunky · 03-12-2005, 02:05 PM

Heh heh..good one

03-12-2005, 01:12 PM	#1
bllott Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,368	funny joke An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed.

03-12-2005, 01:17 PM	#2
sean416 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 3,633	lol thats pretty funny __________________ ServerProvider.com

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Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	lol that is a good one, not what i expected. __________________ no sig

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spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	ha ha funny one :D __________________ FreeOnes

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Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	Very nice! __________________ #27024067

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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	that is great

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adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	good one!

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	Heh heh..good one __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*