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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Have you ever been bitten by a dog?
I have, I stepped on a sleeping dog once, couple of years ago, because I didn't see him, and the motherfucker bit me. It wasn't painful but I got some alergic reaction and had to go to the clinic.
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when I was a kid I have been bitten in the ass. that was painful
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My cock got bit off by a shark now its only 10 inches.. Sucks.. *sigh
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of all things i was bitten by a black lab. i was going over my girls house, and her dog was out on her porch. thing was always mean as hell, and especially hated guys that wore hats. haha
i went to pet him to try to be nice and got biit in the hand. tetanus shots are fun.
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My younger brother and I were fishing. Then all of a sudden 2 big German Sheppards come running toward us. I was always told stand still they'll sniff you. Unfortunately no one told these dogs that. So I have a fishing pole in hand stand there, and get a chunk of my ass taken off. My brother was a little quicker thinkin since he had a big net in hand. He netted the other dogs head and ran for the hills.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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no dogs have ever bitten me
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Got bit in the lower leg by a fucking little dog when I was 12. Was skating outside my place and this dog runs up from next door and chomps on my leg. Was black and blue for days. I got a new skate board out of it from the owner.
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many times, both mean and more playfull-ish
my dog likes to play with hands, so he regularly bit me on the hand (not evil biting just playing biting). Funny thing is the more I moan the more he'd bite, it's like he was into a fucking hand S&M
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Never ever... dogs love me and I am used to german sheps from the age of 2.. I don't know what fear is when it comes to dogs.
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Join Date: May 2003
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Not yet and I don't intend to be.
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I have 5 dogs so plenty of play biting. But never been bit in anger and I've stepped on a couple of them in the middle of the night before.
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My dogs can take my hand into their mouth with such a caution that there is not even play biting.. and they have learned all the hand signs etc. so they rock... sometimes when we go for a walk in the dark I have to look out because they go and catch a lonely walker thinking he/she can be dangerous but never do them harm. The queen of the house used to be my tini mini yorkie who was so brave when in my lap that she did bite the nose of the german sheps even when they came too close.
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I was about 4 years old...little mean bugger got me in 3 places. The owners used to let the psycho out unsupervised to run through the neighboring yards. He used to terrorize us kids -- I was the one that didn't make it to high enough ground that day...
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Can't say I have
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Once. Felt sorry for the dog since the owners put the dog down because they had no proof that their dog had rabie shots and didn't want to pay the vet stay
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I've only been bitten playfully, but sometimes they get you in just the right spot at it hurts still.
When I was a kid I was snapped at a few times by dogs though
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nope never have
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Yep, I've been bitten. Dalmations suck.
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Yes and it hurst like hell.
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No, and I hope I'll never be.
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when I was a kid, cutting thru someone's yard their dog came up and bit my on the calf . . . hurt like hell
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#25 |
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I had a bulldog which has bitten me two times it was very painful and after that I got rid of that stupid dog.
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never by a dog, but came close. One time i was on the front porch and the people across the street had 2 dobermans, well they got out and i was being nice and freindly and called the dogs over, my stepdad was watching this the whole time inside the house, the dogs launched and came straight at me, my dad ran outside before they reached me, and hit the first dog with his fist right on the mouth, both of then ran away after that. I got my ass wipped after but I didn't get bit that day;)
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softly by my own dogs
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I had my dog de-teethed.
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nope thank god
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