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A Truly Canadian Apology To The United States Of America
A Truly Canadian Apology to the U.S.
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. Our countries haven't been getting along very well recently, and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him the first time around. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt! It's very nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you, Rick Mercer This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television |
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Liberal babys -=)
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your country would have all my sympathies if there weren't these crazy french people who even call Hot Dog "Chien Chaud".
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Irony:
Liberals bragging about the market value of their natural resources. |
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LOL Thanks that was a great way to end the day
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Very well put.
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If I were canada, I would be mad also.
They have been getting the shaft on the human trade. They are exporting their Athletes, Actors, Comedians, business men, and people who qualify for higher education. and the US is sending them the girly-men that are scared of the military. Not fair at all |
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In fact, I probably owe more favors to Quebecois than anyone else... They've always been good to me. |
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You better say your sorry you little bitch!
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dont get me wrong, I love canda. I'm glad they are neighbors of the U.S.
I just wish they loved us as much. |
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lol nice find
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you missed a couple notes. i would also like to see apologies for:
Brian Adams Celine Dionne and Taking the Red Green Show off the air.
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Too funny but sooo true! Now take our beef and lumber and stop acting like u own us!
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Any American reading that is scratching his head thinking "They beat us at hockey? At the Olympics? What did they do, ice over the swimming pool?"
Read: The US could care less about losing at to us at hockey ... |
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about time.
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I love my american friends to the south - to the point that their arrogance and deniability of any skeptical action on their part. There isnt fairness in their judgement of others... and they dont see the need to be fair. If what they did to others was practised on them - they would be screaming injustice.
If iraq came in and took over california if Iraq thought silicone valley was producing computer chips for weapons to be launched on them - USA would demand from the UN action be taken - yet when they do it - somehow its acceptable and totally justified. When it happens to them its injustice and wrong - when they do it to others - its democracy in action - its "okay" and why is the other country bitching?? Soon they wont be the superpower they once thought - and their downfall will be the fault of those in power, and the "archie bunker" attitude that they can do no wrong - its a " do as I say - not as I do " government
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Good job! Keep the hatred going, people!
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LMAO that was funny
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I still do not understand the cornerstone of this hatred between Canadians and US citizens. :-\
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I love my canadian neighbors.
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hey canaduh, i'll try to sum things up in a nutshell:
jealousy will get you nowhere,,,now fetch me some water |
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Oh, canada.... lol
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I don't know, but being an American, I am embarassed of my country. So I'd say that Canada has nothing to apologize for.
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"Read: The US could care less about losing at to us at hockey ..."
Fucking right we didn't give a shit you had 80% of the NHL on your team ![]() |
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I found this video, may be old, but I think its an apology
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What is it with Canadians and Americans?
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That looks like a very sincere apology.
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