100 funny threads

have we seen any designs yet?

wait a minute

he's exporting the .gif from paint shop pro to 3dmax to make it alpha chanel then re-importing it in flash to export as a .html file

Wait, you need a business license to design.

I dont think my designer has one...
better go fire him.

I'm sorry I jumped the gun. I guess my impatience is showing. I'm not used to working with such leetness.

:helpme

If your business is not even up yet, then why in the hell did you post on GFY saying you are up for business? You dont even have any examples.

I recommend you taking a couple business courses first.

:2 cents:

hosting accout at AOL and two full time designers

would love to see a portfolio

Great- please send to linc at naughtyniche.com
Feel free to post them here though- the point of this exercise is for you to show everyone what you can do :-)

Yeah right, I bookmarked this thread just to see his work !! :1orglaugh

You can't be for real. Ok guys who's fake nick is this?

people remember first impressions

that logo blows

good luck

bump.. what happened to this guy last night? I was looking forward to some kickass designs this morning.

where is my botton? you promised it beeing ready yesterday?

I was wonder how dare he can call himself a designer? :1orglaugh

I don't even saw any single piece of his portfolio!

When I saw his angelfire hp, that really suprising me! Just like an 8years old kid 's hp!

Bump for design

uhh damn. Im so curious. Cant wait to see his work!

What about the virgin sacrifice to the gods?

Damn, he probably suicide him after reading all this thread..

Very enjoyable thread - havent laughed that good since paris hilton hijack thread

Bump for todays design

Has he given up already?

Thanks for the laughs peeps..this is a funny group :-)

what the hell is this?

http://members.aol.com/prince0fmidnight/opti.gif

this is the funniest goddamned shit I've read in a long time.

thanks for the comedy

i'm sure you get the point...

From the Yahoo profile:
Occupation: hvac Technician / electrician

Please fix my fridge and STFU.

Make me a logo for minuteporn.com . with a clock (the website will update every minute) . if I like it I'l pp you money ... chances are that I won't ... but this is a chance to proove your skills

easier to understand now?

where's the banner?

I emailed four of em to him at the add he gave

Bump for an elite design company

You lie
the only elite comany here is http://www.angeldollars.com/track/MTAxOjQ6Mg/

would someone please post his work already... I need a good laugh before i go home...

Id be happy to make you a logo for minutepornl; however, Clocks are done with scripting in the html meaning to make a clock I would have to do an entire html page. So do you want a logo or a page?

bosco send me all of the banners you made, i will host them up for everyone to see asap... ;-)

show your work- get paid or not... guess its up to your skills :)

ok, I emailed em to you...isnt my content. I just made the banner so I wont post em here.

lol, good thing i don't care about bandwidth...

217+k LOL
http://www.spritian.com/lolwtf/mess3.gif

211+k LOL
http://www.spritian.com/lolwtf/mess4.gif

That's not the format they'd go on a site. It was to get an idea of what he was looking for. Also, they would be in .swf format which drastically reduces the file size.
I did notice you left the only actual banner out.

Business tip dont post on a board anouncing your business launch until you have all your shit together. Portfolio , real domain, etc etc

Did you even read the rules here? First your sig is now to big. second you can't make flash banners for here.

Did mommy go to the store when you decided to play on her computer again ?

whoa.......

my sig is 468x60 wich i have seen many people use.
a flash file is about half the size of a gif. and plays much smoother. Yes, flash can't be shown her yet he still commented on the bandwidth. I'm not into wasting my time changing formats and making stuff if my client doesent like it. A .gif is the fastest way to find out if that's what they're looking for and gives me an idea of the direction to head in.
Also, I have to agree with Toni, I shouldn't have announced till I was actually up and running. My bad.

dude, to save your reputation here with this username you gotta post some banners and graphics of whatever. Your rep here is slim to none already.

yea, but this has GOT to be the funniest thread i've ever read!!!

you are a joke.

Most of the people responding here are a joke.
They are certainly not the type of clientel We were looking for with the exception of a few :-) who were serious and actualy asked for us to send them some stuff, so I guess this wasn't a worthless thread after all :-)

Would somebody who this jackoff sent a shitty button to actually post the damned button? 3 pages and he's still going on about his new "business" :1orglaugh

no shit, i'm still wondering if this is a joke or not lol...

either way, a classic one!

FF

The banner and butons were sent out. If they want to post them feel free but do me the benifit of posting my completed work and not a demo i sent you. ie:.gif 200x300 animated banner is not completed.
I advertised if anyone was looking for a quote cause I just started up a company.
It's not a two yo company with all the bells and whistle's. ITS BRAND NEW!!!
NO, my site is not up yet. YES i have my name.
I'm sure I don't have the best stuff out there nor have I said I did. I can say my work is decent.
All the jerkoffs that want to give me a hard time for doing graphics...more power to ya cause it wont affect my job much at all. To the people i sent out demo's..Thanks for the opportunity.

that's a good laugh. :1orglaugh